CynMichi

Ok I'm about to go Hulk over all this garbage.

I was so thoroughly sickened by all the kitten interviews dripping with sexism given by Kishimoto, I had to get away from all of this! Catching up on current developments is doing nothing to quell my rage! No amount of expletives could hope to convey my utter contempt for the lot of them!!

Indeed I suppose I did read this manga incorrectly, I thought Naruto was a heroic selfless main character but I was wrong, he's an insensitive kitten that actively uses one woman as a prize to be won in competition, while outright ignoring the feelings of another for years. My guess is that since Kishi is sexist he must be homophobic because we all know Naruto was only ever IN LOVE with Sasuke, think I'm wrong? This OTP has mutual affection and comes complete with multiple murder attempts!!!

Sasuke... asexual Sasuke ...apparently I was wrong about him having a kitten and knowing its function for procreation... I kinda assumed he would cry tears of blood into Itachi's ashes and more baby Uchihas would rise up ( I'm still banking on this being how Salad came about) or maybe Sasuke got "excited" at the thought of "stabbing" Sakura again... either way he has offspring, forgiveness, and love in his heart for both Konoha and Sakura.... sorry to say I missed how that was "hinted at" in the manga.

I also thought the girl on team seven...oh what's her name ....the one with Pink Hair....no wait I'm mistaken again apparently it was the other girl with the huge boobs, long black hair, and creepy eyes ...Hinata-sama was Tsunade's disciple and trained to become a strong independent medic-nin that longed to prove herself as useful to her team through her own strength regardless of her lacking a bloodline trait...errhhh wait... that WAS Sakura in team seven right I'm so stupid I mixed her and Hinata up !!

Well they're both so similar ...being weak and inferior female pairing fodder good only for breeding a new generation of mistakes into existence, so I guess I can be forgiven there, silly me I was wrong to think that females could be happy alone or without kids.... Yeah that's on me...God what kind of woman am I !?! I never once stalked my husband and he has never once blatantly ignored my existence, put me down, and worse yet, when we eat dinner together, he doesn't so much as eye the knife like he wants to stab me!! I'm wrong I've been looking at it ALL wrong!! Oh well I shouldn't second guess or change my mind cause, what kind of woman would I be then?

Sorry guys I'm obviously a female "on the rag" venting like this but I had to do it!! I'm so freaking pissed about the BS perpetuated by SP and Kishi to justify their incompetence that I don't care if he cops out with them being in IT, there are just some sentiments once shared that cannot be forgotten. I hope this movie burns.....slowly...

Ok so I don't get why they aren't promoting more SasuSaku (God I think I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that), since it IS the supposed favorite pairing in Japan right? It's also kinda understood that Sasuke has always been the "main character" so far as Kishi is concerned and he has a decent fanbase.

So....why this overly obvious marketing campaign revolving around Naruto and Hinata ? You have sketches for them and for the two times that Hinata poked holes in the condoms....erhh the children Bolt and creepy. Yet, not one sketch of the Salad....the next generation of the godlike Uchiha clan. If this is purely marketing why not attack from all fronts...kitten....tease showing Kakashi's damned face!! <--guarantee you an increased turn out!!!

The whole purpose IMO is to force feed this pairing through make believe kittentery! An entire movie is produced and dedicated solely to explaining how and why title character is in love with "this chick now" as opposed to "that other pink haired girl" he loved all through the actual story.

Every new advertisement etc that comes out now feels like I'm opening the door to a Jehovah's Witness !
::ding dong:: Hey there have you heard about our heiress and goddess Hinata!?

It's amusing at this point because I get the sense that they are trying to convince themselves as much those they're marketing to. I can't even get a little mad cause it's so bad it's hilarious!!! Hmmm perhaps that's why no SasuSaku maybe even SP can't spin magical bs out of that pairing...it's just that f'd up.

Sooo this big bad man had nothing better to do with his time than come here to foment his voyeuristic fantasies? 
I almost feel bad for him....Isn't he like, an adult?

Maybe we should band together to buy him that Hinata clock and set it to continually go off... perhaps if he releases some "flying bukkakke" he'll mellow out and move on with his life..... Haha j/k dude obviously has no life!!!

LOL
 

Are her legs bendable so she can crouch and hide behind bushes and trees though?

I think LadyGt should purchase the last volume of Naruto and carve out the last two chapters, like another user suggested, insert her ending and mail it to Kishi!! I would contribute funds if she wanted to hire someone to hand deliver it.... to the side of Kishis head!!

Maybe Kishi should've watched Frozen for inspiration. Replace Olaf with Sai and Anna with Sakura!

You know what? I just can't believe disgusting fans like this got their ending.
http://www.ipetition...ental-institute

See this right here is why I'd LOVE for this to be one big troll to shut up these little 3 year old asshats that can barely read let alone COMPREHEND what they read!
I swear to you if this was the other way around some within those other fanbases would have lost their kitten ... It just shows the level of human being that you're dealing with no intelligence or decency at all. What the kitten do they want a ticker tape parade? Dancing girls?

I swear to God if this thing ends up being in our favor there will be NO mercy!!

Nah, it was in the manga too. "I've always been chasing you, but once this war ends I'm going to stop once and for all. Next time, I'll be next to you, holding your hand, walking with you!"

What's funny is, in the epilogue she's nowhere near Naruto but graveside with the only stellar proof she even slept with Naruto at least once....and IMO that thing they call Himawari should be put on the list for Neo-Konohas finest plastic surgeon cause even a big ole pair of bazongas ain't gonna help that....sorry.... Gohan....I mean Burrito is slightly more palatable at least.

Hey guys, I think the soundtrack list for the Last Naruto the movie put the final nail in the coffin for the IT theory. 
 
 

• NARUTO Main Theme ’14
• New Moon
• Friend
• First Love
• Luner Eclipse
• Little Song
• Different Sky
• Black Bird
• Crescent Moon
• Crisis
• Day Dream
• Daymare
• Snow
• TONERI
• Cave
• Caution
• Close to You
• Shadow
• The Day
• Good-bye Forever
• Frozen Field
• Old Stories
• and Dark
• Destiny
• Night to Night
• Cache
• Remember You
• Blue Black
• Stardust
• Recapture
• Red Shoes
• Unison
• Counterattack
• My Sunshine
• Chain Explosion
• The Last
• Moonset
• Sunrise
• New Breeze
• NARUTO and HINATA
• After Story

I think the the "first love" soundtrack may play when the movie deals with Naruto and Sakura's relationship. "Goodbye forever" may be when Naruto stops pursuing Sakura. And if you look at the bottom, you can see "Naruto and Hinata", which is the music that'll most likely play when they hook up. That's pretty much it guys. Such a bummer. Don't get your hopes up that kishi is trolling. I say we just take ladygt's version as canon and call it good.

Track 28 Blue Black must be Sakura and Sasukes theme ...although I think it's translated incorrectly should be Black and Blue .

Ohhh I can see it now.
 
Burrito: So what are you going to teach me today Mr. Sasuke, a brand new technique? How to sense chakra? How about the rasen...
 
Sasuke: DODGE!!!! *kicks him*

Omfg!!!! Someone do a crack comic with this!!!
Let's also have Sasuke absorb Itachi and have running commentary inside Mr. Sasukes head!!

Itachi: Hey...hey Sasuke

Sasuke: What now Itachi!?!

Itachi: How bad does it suck that blonde beat you twice? I mean first with the whole fight thing then he gets a son to continue his family name....

Sasuke: Shut up!!

Itachi: ...especially since it's a son with eye related powers...

Sasuke: Damnit Itachi !!!

For good measure I'd love a Ghost-Yamato to torment Naruto...

Ghost Yamato: hey naruto ...

Naruto: Ahh what the hell ghost Yamato you know better than to interrupt me while I'm searching for porn...erhh doing hokage things...

Ghost Yamato: remember that time when I was relevant and leading everyone toward a relevant ending before I was callously disposed of and forgotten along with all logic....yeah ... Now I'm your conscience ..... Remember when your nindo was never give up.... Hahaha

I'm sorry I still have doubts that any of this is legit I took an anti nausea pill and reread chapter 700 and that next to last page is really what's raising red flags. One Piece tag on Hokage Mountain in the middle of where Naruto's headband is ...yeah could be a nod to a fellow manga artist.... or obvious pirate troll!! Let's also note the tag across Naruto's face 'idiot kitten dad' put there by his own son!! The most bothersome thing though... Kurama is just sleeping ... Again is this an indication of a too peaceful world or of dream state. I'm sorry I can't believe there isn't more to this!!!
Sorry if this is info others have already spoken about but I feel that we may have a glimmer of hope at least for a more thorough ending.

NS is still alive, if we look underneath the underneath..
 
Bolt = another Naruto
Salada = another Sakura that's not a fan girl
 
Boruto...Naruto...
Salada...Sakura...
 
Bolt does pranks and gets into trouble..
Salada looks down on him for it but admit they're a bit alike..
 
Bolt: DATTEBASA!!!
Salada: SHANNAROOOOO!!!
 
the love lost..found..lived on by their children c:
 
Oh Kishi..even though they forced you to write this crap...you left something hidden within the crappy outcome didn't you?

It would be epic if Boruto asks his Dad about love and how to win Sarada's heart!

Naruto: Well son, don't be like your old man tell her how you feel or someone else will carry her heart away breaking yours...then you'll live the rest of your life dedicated to your work to escape your pitiful life at home with a creepy wife that lurks behind objects ....constantly ...undressing you with her eyes...literally...and at least one child that crawled out of a nightmare where creepy dolls come alive at night....

Boruto: W..wh...what the hell dad!?!

::dead eyed Hinata creeps from behind door::

Naruto: ::pats son on the head:: Ok gotta go back to work now be back for dinner!

Himawari: ::suddenly appears :: But daddy just got home ...play with me....::dead stare::

Naruto: Oh yeah just forgot lots of hokage stuff erhh I'll just grab some ramen! Boruto remember what I said!!!
::flees::

Notice how Hinata got her own panel? LOL Kishi's favouritism..
 

Ok and "starved of love".... Really she had it SO bad being the rich pampered future heir of her clan. Daddy didn't love her like Hanabi .....NOOOO he was disappointed that Hinata didn't try to improve she gave up. Neji was enslaved to HER protection and ultimately DIES for it. She spent her time lurking in shrubbery obsessing over Naruto instead of doing anything useful and there is nothing to suggest her mother starved her of affection. She projects herself onto Naruto and feels that if he advances so does she. Honestly to me all Hinatas character is, is huge boobed brood mare .... Sorry but her character suffered just as bad as Sakuras in that women = second class citizens.

There is absolutely no way:


shadowshipper:

zombiekakashi:

neokarin:

this was literally like 2 chapters ago

^^ How *sighs*

DO NOT tell me thats not bad kittening writing!!!

(Source: sasukemabae)

4 HOURS AGO ♥ 1938

Yea but....but ... He just missed there ....he was aiming for a tender moment poking her forehead.... Come on you guys it's not like he's into stabbing women he cares about ...his depth perception is off due to his Sharingan.... All these panels were meant as "stabs at true happiness and love" !

I'm sorry I just can't accept those kids as being real ! I've always assumed (because he got with Sakura obviously) that his kids would have orange hair you know his favorite color! At least a strawberry blonde those horrid creatures must be from a genjutsu /nightmare