You guys can close this thread. I've discovered what's wrong. It's the way Microsoft created the updater, it's done in such a way that before checking to see if new updates are out it checks all the updates that your system has. And this process is really slow. Thing is this happens sometimes not always. And there's no way to get around it. Sometimes it checks sometimes it doesn't.
For those of you that might have this problem you have two options either you let the updater do its thing because eventually it will do it or you can download the updates with this program: http://www.windowsup...ogramFiles.aspx and install them one by one. It's a pain in the ass to do so but it works.
I appreciate that you took your time to respond to my question.
@Popuri Yes the updates are installed automatically. Windows by default is set to update itself in the background. So there's a possibility that you're having the same issue as I do. But you don't see it because it's in the background.
@harry4e It's a fresh install of Windows on a brand new SSD. My very first SSD.
As for Windows 10 I have no intention of going that route anytime soon.
Edited by Nostradamus, 27 August 2015 - 12:43 AM.

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