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I promise that I'll finish it as soon as I have time (this weekend has been INSANE...I have three midterms coming up in the beginning of the week, so I've been really stressed out about that...). Beware, SPICE ALERT!!! WOOOT!!
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?Naruto, come over here.?
He had just walked in the door from a long, wearying day full of tedious meetings with various council members over a wide range of subjects, none of which were remotely interesting. The Hokage did not much care for this aspect of his profession, and it seemed to him that Fate knew it well. He never managed to go through a week without one or two days being devoted to such meetings, and they always left him rather grumpy.
?Wha-at?? He groaned, yanking off the three-pointed-hat of the Hokage and flinging it on a chair, his robes following soon after. ?I?m starving, Sakura! I haven?t eaten all day!?
?Just come here,? she called from their bedroom.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. He detected a hint of naughtiness in his wife?s tone, one that piqued his curiosity. His hunger quite forgotten, the blonde young man strolled down the hall, wanting to appear casual.
A wonderful smell invaded his senses the closer he drew, a scent he knew well.
The most fantastic food substance ever created?
?the one thing that Naruto could eat every single day for the rest of his life and never tire of?
?Ramen??
He paused, brow furrowed. Well that can?t be right! Why would there be ramen in my bedroom?
?Naruto!? His wife called again. ?What are you doing? Hurry up before it gets cold!?
Before it gets cold? What the hell?
No longer strolling, Naruto practically ran through the doorway, but he stopped short upon the sight that greeted him.
Lounging?completely naked, mind?in a massive bowl full of ramen, was Sakura.
?S?S?S?? was all he could manage to get out.
She gave him a seductive little smile.
?It?s about time, fox.?
Her expression changed suddenly.
?Naruto! Wake up!?
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?Naruto!?
His eyes cracked open, though everything was still dark.
Odd.
?Ahem,? Sakura said.
Naruto lifted his face. His wife, a brow cocked, stared back at him.
?Sleep well?? She asked ironically.
The blonde, a tad less disoriented now, looked down.
He was sprawled on top of Sakura at just the right position for his head to rest snugly between her breasts.
Ah.
?I don?t remember falling asleep there,? he said, his eyes traveling back up. ?Fancy that.? He grinned wolfishly. ?Comfortable, though.?
His wife snorted, the other eyebrow joining the first.
?Well, I?m glad somebody enjoyed it.?
Quicker than a blink, Naruto moved forward and captured her lips in a long, lingering kiss. When he finally released her, she gave him a solid whack on the arm for his sass. He leered at her.
?You, little lady, interrupted a very nice dream,? he said, his mouth trailing a line of fire down her neck. ?I?m highly disappointed in you.?
While she was quite enjoying the things her husband was doing to her, Sakura knew that she needed to be the one who exercised some willpower in this situation, otherwise Naruto would be late.
?A dream, eh?? She inquired, her hands inching towards his head. If she could just pull him away from her neck? ?About what??
Naruto, having played this game with Sakura many times before, avoided her grasp and moved to the other side, smirking.
?Ramen,? he responded, his kisses becoming more insistent.
In between the delicious sensations shooting down her spine, Sakura was able to feel slightly put out.
Ramen? I shouldn?t be surprised. He?s always thinking about food?
?You were in it,? he added as he made his way down to her collarbone.
Well, that was something.
?Oh??
?Mm-hmm,? he paused in his ministrations and winked. ?Literally.?
It took a moment for the implications of that statement to sink in.
?Are you saying,? she put a hand on either of his cheeks and lifted his face, ?that I was in the ramen??
?You most certainly were,? he said, his expression grave. ?And I would have been, too, if you hadn?t woken me up.?
The image he put into her head was so humorous that she began to giggle. He pouted at her, his lower lip sticking out.
?What? It?s not like I?m ever going to get to see you bathing in ramen in real life.? With that, he began kissing her again, as if to punish her for such an odious offence.
Oh my, Sakura thought as his mouth inched down her chest. I should have thrown on a shirt before I went to bed?He?s already been late once this?
?Naruto!? She yelped. ?There?s no time for that, you great oaf! You need to get your ass out of bed and go to work!? Though I suppose a couple minutes more wouldn?t hurt?
From the spark in her eyes, the blonde knew he?d won. HA!! His mental self rejoiced. ?Do you remember,? he asked between kisses, ?what tomorrow is??
?Mmm?? She murmured, partially sedated. Her brain had already begun to shut itself down, though one tiny bit of information manifested before her senses took over. ?My fox?s birthday.?
That earned her another round of kisses, each moving further and further down her body. ?And do you know what I really want??
Sakura was becoming exasperated. Stop being such a tease! ?No,? she said, hands curled around the sheets. ?Why don?t you?? she drew in a sharp breath when he nibbled on her skin, ?tell me??
?My two most favorite things in the whole world,? he said, his eyes meeting hers. He held up one finger. ?Ramen.?
Sakura groaned. ?How original.? In response, his other hand took the place of his lips, inching closer and closer to the very spot she yearned for him to touch. Please?
Heh, I?ve got you now. Naruto thought wickedly, the hand near the rift between her legs pausing. He held up another finger. ?And you, preferably in it, if at all possible. That dream was so inspiring.?
Sakura stared at him, her mouth slightly open. He can?t be serious! She examined his expression closely. Oh good lord! He IS!!
?Naruto,? she began in as calm a tone as she could muster. ?You have officially lost your mind.? She raised a brow. ?And what fun is it to know what you?re getting ahead of time, anyway? You?ll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out.?
Wonderful. How can I get out of this one? I mean, I already planned on making him dinner, and I got him that watch a while back, because he never knows what time it is, but?I have a feeling he?s got his heart set on this now?
She gasped, and her thoughts were interrupted.
His hand was active again. He grinned.
?I know. And I?m sure whatever you come up with is going to make me happy. I just wanted to give you some encouragement, is all.?
Deciding that now would be a good time to take matters into her own hands, Sakura sat up, grabbed Naruto?s arms, and deftly switched their positions.
The Hokage had not been expecting that.
?Yes, yes,? Sakura said, her face inches before his. ?Now, are you finished talking? Because we have all of, oh, five minutes, and I plan on using ALL of them.?
Naruto certainly did not voice any complaints on that subject.
?By all means, please do. I?ll keep my mouth shut from here on in.?
His pink-haired wife clucked her tongue. ?I just said no more talking. There are plenty of other things you can do with that mouth that have no relation to talking.? She winked.
Naruto laughed. ?So I have your permission, then??
Positioning her mouth near his ear, she whispered, ?to scream, yes.?
A very appealing prospect, indeed.
I love my wife, he thought smugly.
Again...
I'M SORRY FOR NOT HAVING IT FINISHED!!! *sobs* I promise, promise, PROMISE, that I'll get to it as soon as possible!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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