Ryu walked back to his apartment muttering the whole time about people not being able to take a joke. He sighed in frustration but then smiled as he went back over the few memories he got back of his past. Oh was he going to have fun on the next mission.
Ryu slowly woke up groggily. As soon as he opened his eyes he closed them just as quickly, the light was way too much. It didn't help any that his head was pounding. "What the Hell happened to me?" he asked himself rhetorically.
Suddenly he bolted upright into a sitting position, "Damnit! I missed an entire mission! Where is everybody?"
Ryu quickly got up and started to charge out of the hospital room he found himself in, but was stopped by a medi-nin. After much struggling the medi-nins managed to restrain Ryu in his bed; very tightly too. He was left with nothing else to do but lay there and wait for his teammates to return to Konoha.
Toromo Akira finished dressing by slipping on his gloves and adjusting his newly earned Jounin vest. He then sped out of his apartment and made way for the main square of Konoha and left a message on the bulletin board for his new students: "Make your way to Training Ground 11 now. Don't be late!" He smiled to himself as he poofed away.
"Hmph, hide it my ass. I know exactly what I'm gonna do! Muahahahaha!" Ryu lazily walked to the town square of Konoha and made a life sized rpelica of Sayuri; anatomically correct as well. Although Ryu's idea of anatomically correct was a flat chest and the sword shoved up between her leges. The dummy's face had a look of pure ecstasy on it. He calmly strode towards the main gates while laughing to himself and completely ignoring the strange looks the townspeople were giving him.