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In Topic: The Last: Naruto the Movie: Thread 2 aka The Last retcon: Hinata-sama the movie

10 December 2014 - 01:36 PM

Translated from The Last novel version by Takl:
 
Naruto was lost in admiration of Hinata's profile. He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline. Then Hinata suddenly turned around. Naruto quickly looked away. "eh...Narutokun...what about that scarf?" "ah that one...cos the underground is warm...i got rid of it ttebayo" "is...is that so..." Actually its rather chilly. You can see his breath.  "Cos you are dressing like this (lightly), you are cold." Naruto glanced at Hinata's bare upper arms. The skin is fair and clear. "........" "Please don't stare... this is a mission gear so... I can't choose..." Hinata hiding her naked arms and lowering her eyes with a blush on her cheeks made Naruto's heart twinge.  "something, anything will do...I oughta say something now! I must say something(cool)!"[/size]
 
:sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size]  :sick:[/size] [/size]
 
Is this Naruto or a bad erotic novel?

Ok so they can't outright say he's admiring her breasts cause that would be SEXIST against her character and we all know she has more depth to her than that (sarcasm). So it's that way then? Hinata is a geisha that always covered her arms and wrists and now that Naruto-kun gets a peek he's hooked? Lmao so Sakura showed off all that arm and Naruto knew what he was getting with her .... Haha let's not forget Ino she shows a lot of arm too I guess they're both just sluts that showed too much skin from the get go!
Seriously though, reading just these excerpts has lowered my IQ ...
Whatever, if it keeps those fanboys and girls indoors wanking they aren't out repopulating the world with their gene pool.

In Topic: The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

10 December 2014 - 02:38 AM

you guys should read this...it's very LONG though
 
but its perfect! The guy is a SNS shipper tho, not that i have anything against it
 
http://prince-puri.t...nt-very-lengthy
 
its a anti-NH/anti-boobs-hime




 
 
- read it guys   :eager: , its a big LAP!

::slow clap:: Spot on!!!! Absolutely brilliant post!
 

In Topic: The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

10 December 2014 - 01:13 AM

Ok I'm about to go Hulk over all this garbage.

I was so thoroughly sickened by all the kitten interviews dripping with sexism given by Kishimoto, I had to get away from all of this! Catching up on current developments is doing nothing to quell my rage! No amount of expletives could hope to convey my utter contempt for the lot of them!!

Indeed I suppose I did read this manga incorrectly, I thought Naruto was a heroic selfless main character but I was wrong, he's an insensitive kitten that actively uses one woman as a prize to be won in competition, while outright ignoring the feelings of another for years. My guess is that since Kishi is sexist he must be homophobic because we all know Naruto was only ever IN LOVE with Sasuke, think I'm wrong? This OTP has mutual affection and comes complete with multiple murder attempts!!!

Sasuke... asexual Sasuke ...apparently I was wrong about him having a kitten and knowing its function for procreation... I kinda assumed he would cry tears of blood into Itachi's ashes and more baby Uchihas would rise up ( I'm still banking on this being how Salad came about) or maybe Sasuke got "excited" at the thought of "stabbing" Sakura again... either way he has offspring, forgiveness, and love in his heart for both Konoha and Sakura.... sorry to say I missed how that was "hinted at" in the manga.

I also thought the girl on team seven...oh what's her name ....the one with Pink Hair....no wait I'm mistaken again apparently it was the other girl with the huge boobs, long black hair, and creepy eyes ...Hinata-sama was Tsunade's disciple and trained to become a strong independent medic-nin that longed to prove herself as useful to her team through her own strength regardless of her lacking a bloodline trait...errhhh wait... that WAS Sakura in team seven right I'm so stupid I mixed her and Hinata up !!

Well they're both so similar ...being weak and inferior female pairing fodder good only for breeding a new generation of mistakes into existence, so I guess I can be forgiven there, silly me I was wrong to think that females could be happy alone or without kids.... Yeah that's on me...God what kind of woman am I !?! I never once stalked my husband and he has never once blatantly ignored my existence, put me down, and worse yet, when we eat dinner together, he doesn't so much as eye the knife like he wants to stab me!! I'm wrong I've been looking at it ALL wrong!! Oh well I shouldn't second guess or change my mind cause, what kind of woman would I be then?

Sorry guys I'm obviously a female "on the rag" venting like this but I had to do it!! I'm so freaking pissed about the BS perpetuated by SP and Kishi to justify their incompetence that I don't care if he cops out with them being in IT, there are just some sentiments once shared that cannot be forgotten. I hope this movie burns.....slowly...

In Topic: The Last: Naruto the Movie: Thread 2 aka The Last retcon: Hinata-sama the movie

20 November 2014 - 01:49 AM

Ok so I don't get why they aren't promoting more SasuSaku (God I think I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that), since it IS the supposed favorite pairing in Japan right? It's also kinda understood that Sasuke has always been the "main character" so far as Kishi is concerned and he has a decent fanbase.

So....why this overly obvious marketing campaign revolving around Naruto and Hinata ? You have sketches for them and for the two times that Hinata poked holes in the condoms....erhh the children Bolt and creepy. Yet, not one sketch of the Salad....the next generation of the godlike Uchiha clan. If this is purely marketing why not attack from all fronts...kitten....tease showing Kakashi's damned face!! <--guarantee you an increased turn out!!!

The whole purpose IMO is to force feed this pairing through make believe kittentery! An entire movie is produced and dedicated solely to explaining how and why title character is in love with "this chick now" as opposed to "that other pink haired girl" he loved all through the actual story.

Every new advertisement etc that comes out now feels like I'm opening the door to a Jehovah's Witness !
::ding dong:: Hey there have you heard about our heiress and goddess Hinata!?

It's amusing at this point because I get the sense that they are trying to convince themselves as much those they're marketing to. I can't even get a little mad cause it's so bad it's hilarious!!! Hmmm perhaps that's why no SasuSaku maybe even SP can't spin magical bs out of that pairing...it's just that f'd up.

In Topic: The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

19 November 2014 - 05:52 PM

This sounds so much better than any of the "spoilers" about the movie we've gotten so far.


Yeah I just can't accept that Naruto would just drop his never give up attitude and stop pursuing the girl he so obviously loved since manga day 1! I can only suppose total memory wipe or genjutsu is behind this change, if not well ...money IS the root of evil isn't it?