One does not simply read GaaSaku fanfiction without checking out CattyJen's work! She's like, GaaSaku Goddess! Too bad she vanished into thin air...
I hope you enjoy: https://www.fanficti...167524/CattyJen
There's not much I can say about me really...
Let's see...
I have a kind of connection to the moon... It makes me feel inspired and alive. Also, I'm not a morning person so don't even try to push my buttons, I'll simply ignore your babbling
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today? Pff... Bahahahahahahahah!
I am a first class procrastinator...And that's something I'm not proud of. In fact while writing this profile I checked my horoscope twice (not that I believe in it, but a quiz caught my attention) and watched a show on Youtube.
...Trying really hard to change though.
I have at least 5 tattoos sketches, but I never seem to find the courage to get it.
I don't have childhood friends since I spent a good portion of my life moving from city to city. I learned to enjoy my own company and it doesn't bother me at all. Maybe that's why I love books and writing so much
The rest you'll have to figure out, otherwise it's not funny, right?
Posted by Helena on 09 December 2014 - 04:46 PM
One does not simply read GaaSaku fanfiction without checking out CattyJen's work! She's like, GaaSaku Goddess! Too bad she vanished into thin air...
I hope you enjoy: https://www.fanficti...167524/CattyJen
Posted by Helena on 06 November 2014 - 07:03 PM
Part 3 will be about those ugly dipkitten kids trying to survive bullying at school.
Posted by Helena on 14 July 2014 - 03:06 PM
@kns
Wow you support chelsea? Me too ^^
I guess I'm the only one Liverpool supporter around here then... *sighs*
When you got abbs like Ronaldo you're gonna have the press all over you by default. The supermodel face helps too lol.
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Posted by Helena on 04 July 2014 - 10:21 PM
Seeing James rodriguez tear up like that makes me wanna go out on the field and give him a hug.
Poor guy...He is much too young to handle all the pressure that comes with his title...
I'm also worried about Neymar, I hope he hasn't broken any ribs :(
F***** Velasco, even I could referee a game better than him, lol. I guess he forgot his red card at home.
I knew nothing good would come out of this, considering all the tension between Spain and Brazil nowadays.
Posted by Helena on 02 July 2014 - 02:29 PM
Both teams truly gave their blood in that game until the last minute, that goal USA scored near the end was astonishing, they could have turned the table if only they had a few more minutes :(
Okay, Tim is the new Messiah, lol! He deserves respect.
This is the best World Cup I've ever watched, the games are unpredictable!
Posted by Helena on 30 June 2014 - 01:35 PM
Well I'm still pissed with Howard Webb. He always seems to screw things up and that's from way back then. Just watch Liverpool's games. So yeah my thoughts about him may be biased, but how the hell a referee who completely ignores a penalty AND disallows a legit goal (I have watched it over and over again and to me it is still legit) can be considered the best one in the country.
Well we still won in the end. Congrats Julio Cesar, you sure redeemed yourself. And sorry Howard, but there's only so much you can do to try and screw others, lol. (Please don't mind my rambling thoughts )
Mexico x Netherlands was a great game and even though I was cheering for both teams, Mexico deserved the victory so much more IMO. Ochoa outdid himself again, lol! He is so far the best goalkeeper at the World Cup. That penalty decision was completely wrong. :(
Posted by Helena on 24 June 2014 - 05:30 PM
BRAZIL!!
The Giant has woken up! lol!
Did FIFA really almost punished Mexico?
I wonder what they intended to do to us since most people in the stadium were cursing our president nonstop during the opening ¬¬
I am also rooting for Japan, South Korea and Italy...Oh and Croatia (dat manager, Niko Kovac <3)
Too bad most of them are almost out :(
Posted by Helena on 14 May 2014 - 12:37 PM
What an awesome chapter!
Sakura is queen. She attacked head on, was stabbed and look at the amount of kittens she gives. Awesome!
And then Naruto comes to her rescue as always, catches her and touches her no-no parts even if unintentioinally, oh Kishi I see what you did there, was that a test drive? . Awesome²!
Lastly, Sakura finally seems to realize Sasuke doesn't give two sh*ts about her. *dies*
I hope now with Tsukuyomi breathing down their necks Sakura show her genjutsu skills wich were never apparently developed.
Posted by Helena on 12 May 2014 - 12:56 PM
I don't really think that if NS happen there will be a losing girl/guy.
Hinata is the typical shy/quiet girl who has no self-confidence and always depend on others. That's exactly the same reason why I think that if she ends up with a guy she would have no development whatsoever.
"OMG Hinata babe is soooo sweet, she can't end up alone! She worked so hard, she SO deserves Nardo-kun!"
Naruto's love is not a prize to be won through hard work, sorrynotsorry.
Those are lame fandom excuses. Who said that in order for someone to be happy he/she has to have a girlfriend/boyfriend? I really can't understand that train of thought.
IMO, the biggest development Hinata could have is becoming a strong, independent, self-confident woman who depend on anyone but herself, that means stopping fainting around and stalking others.
Sasuke wouldn't end up as the losing guy anyway. Even if he still has Karin, he never showed any interest in settling down with someone.
Not to mention that it would be extremely fake and not Kishimoto-like if everyone ended up with someone in Narutoverse, just sayin...
Posted by Helena on 07 May 2014 - 01:10 PM
OMG this chapter was EPIC!
Okay, so Madara brought his manipulative actions to a whole new level. Sometimes it feels like he's playing The Sims with Naruto's universe lol.
I'm still angry with what Kishi has done to Sakura, I mean come on Kishi stop messing her up already with Naruto healing that's Sakura job not yours.
Well, I'm really glad we can say SasuSaku is over and done with (most likely), but what Naruto bugged me a little too.
It feels like Sakura is losing her purpose within team 7, I just hope Kishi is planning something BIG for her.
Posted by Helena on 31 March 2014 - 01:42 PM
Bah! You're so nice!
Hmmm, , I never thought about it before... I just can't get a clear picture of what their kid would look like in my head... I might try a little sketch or two... Now that I'm nice and inspired. I have to finish my current project first though...
Or did you mean with the parents? That would be cool too!
Woopsie! I guess I meant both, at first I tought about Naruto and Sakura's child, but the idea with their parents is really nice too!
So I did another piece. I was practicing with the burn and dodge tools in Photoshop.
I got the idea after Sasuke and Sakura said they were interested in being Hokage. I mean everyone wants to be Hokage now!!! So this is what resulted from that.
Who do you think would make the best Hokage?
Competition
Me likesssss it!
As much as I love Naruto it would be nice to see Sakura as the Hokage because GIRL POWER!
Posted by Helena on 27 March 2014 - 01:28 PM
Thought I would share this gem.
Oh Jaime!
This made me laugh so hard!!!!
I am curious about the love for Stannis, I won't lie. I really want to like him, but he hasn't really given any opportunities to be liked. I want to see the man Stannis used to be, the one Davos is so loyal to. Maybe we will, sooner or later.
But please, Stannis fans, share why you like him! I'm really interested in hearing why.
Oh, well. I confess I haven't read all the books (the available ones :)) yet. I'm currently reading A feast for crows in a very slow pace
But so far I found him to be a very dutiful/lawful person. I mean, take a look at this:
“I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please.”
“It is,” he said, calmer. “And I would have it speak the truth. Though the truth is a bitter draught at times. Aerys, if you only knew… that was a hard choosing. My blood or my liege. My brother or my king.” He grimaced. “Have you ever seen the Iron Throne? The barbs along the back, the ribbons of twisted steel, the jagged ends of swords and knives all tangled up and melted? It is not a comfortable seat, ser. Aerys cut himself so often men took to calling him King Scab, and Maegor the Cruel was murdered in that chair. By that chair, to hear some tell it. It is not a seat where a man can rest at ease. Ofttimes I wonder why my brothers wanted it so desperately.”
“Why would you want it, then?” Davos asked him.
“It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert’s heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son.” He ran three fingers lightly down the table, over the layers of smooth hard varnish, dark with age. “I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done, after the Trident.
I mean, he doesn't wants the throne for the glory. He wants it because he truly believes he is the rightful owner.
He praises honesty, and when people rub the ugly truth in his face...he consider it seriously. Besides, what other king would take a smuggler as Hand, looking past titles and ranks and looking the man for what he really is?
I don't know... There's just something about Stannis and his burning determination in doing the right thing, making the world a better place that speaks of a certain idealism. Just look at all those passages when Stannis speaks about what he will do once he's king (make the traitors pay, reward all the good men). I mean, he is aware that he won't be able to always do that, because he will have to forgive some traitors in order to win the war, but he stills thinks he should, wish he could.
Take a look at this quote
That's when I became a true fan of Stannis. Just take a moment to reflect on it...It's genuine! There's nothing more I can say that can add to this sentence.
And lastly but not least...
Posted by Helena on 25 March 2014 - 01:05 AM
For some people it's a turn-on. For others, it's a curiosity. Sometimes the writer writes a tad bit better (more focus on eroticism for the porn rather than simply illustrating sex as ham-fisted as hammering a wall with a sledgehammer), or the artist of the doujinshi draws better. It's pretty weird, but somehow you notice that in the "incest"/taboo stories the artist actually draws better than that of a "vanilla" artist. Perhaps compensation for the subject-matter? I dunno, maybe it's just a niche thing. All I know is is that Sigmund Freud would have an absolute field-day with Fanfiction writers and doujinshi artists, especially the bad ones.
Yes... I completely understand that it may be a "turn-on" for some people, but stil... Unsettles me a little.
I haven't noticed this doujinshi issue until you pointed out, but it makes sense...It can be a compensation as you say, or maybe just a formula of repressed Oedipus complex + the anonymity provided by the internet = something you already had the displeasure to read/see.
Hum, who knows? It's indeed an interesting subject to reflect on
Posted by Helena on 24 March 2014 - 06:51 PM
I think some people are sick and try to infect us with their sickness. Or maybe it's just their intimate fantasies, lol. Disgusting really. Also I can't understand what's with incest there's a lot of "uzumakicest" and "uchihacest" on ff.net...
I mean...Come on ppl!