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It's so bad that the only emotional response I'm giving right now is laughter at how poorly done it is. It's like I'm still in that state of disbelief that I was in during the spoilers and that the horror isn't going to hit me until I'm sitting around doing nothing a few weeks from now.

10/10 Troll, WP Kishi WP. 697 Chapters just for you to turn everything around at the last second. I can't help but admire how much you managed to blindside me with this.

Luckily I still have my imagination. Naruto ending? Yeah, it happened. Naruto and Sakura got together. They had three kids. The oldest was named Minato after his grandfather, and not Bolt/Boruto/Burrito or whatever. They all inherited their parents' good looks. Naruto became a goofy-but-still-badass Hokage. Sakura was the world's premier medic-nin and succeeded in expanding Konoha's pool of medical specialists as Tsunade once advocated for during the Second Shinobi World War. The remaining characters weren't thrown into a crack pairing randomizer, and sanity was something that Kishimoto was thought to have still possessed. 

Headcanon best canon ^^

You know, reading all these posts has actually made me a little eager for the next couple chapters. I want to see the exact depths of how far off the deep end Kishi went before taking his suitcases full of yen and declaring that logic was for poor people.