Mistraal

It's impossible to screw up because Hinata has about as much character development as a shoebox.

She can not be shown for 10 years and when we finally see her again she'll be happily pumping out mini Narutards, knitting scarves and talking about her husbands big hand.

She can be utterly ignored and be gone back to like it's not a big deal.

Ugh God. Poor Sakura. The amount of pity I felt for her in this chapter was palatable.

I hadn't had my dose of AIDS for the week but I think I'm good now.

The only way this manga could get anymore misogynistic is if it openly depicted female rape and then made fun of it right afterward. Sakura is literally a battered, unloved, abandoned housewife who had another women's child dumped on her who frowns in shame cause she's never gotten to kiss her "husband".

It's really beyond dislike of the author of this point. This stuff is poison. The content is toxic to any impressionable mind and needs to be disallowed from the kids section at bookstores.

It's not even funny anymore. What possible moral could this teach?

Filth. Garbage. Swill. Trash.

 

Why is Naruto surprised that Sakura isn't the biological mother? Wouldnt he have known if Sakura was pregnant?

I could have bought Naruto being naive enough to overlook this if he didn't have a wife of his own who he knocked up twice and was a bachelor instead.

You do not go through that process, even as a man, without having a very intimate understanding of what it contains. He'd have known straight away that Sakura had never been pregnant.

I miss Chatte. ._.

All Naruto has to do is make Sakura his concubine, so that way he doesn't need to leave hinata and the kids.

You should probably stop giving an author attention when he makes you wish your favorite character was a whore cause it's a step up for her.

Many are in great denial/furor over this, lol.

 

Ya know....


I'm not even mad. They're totally right.

The only way Sakura has a single saving grace is if Naruto pity leaves Hinata.

Hell, being Naruto's SECOND WIFE is a step up from where she is right now.

RIP Sakura.

You didn't deserve this.

What if she was Sakura's kid then? Sakura would be Psycho? Plus I think he apologized to her.

The answer is yes.

However, Sakura was destroyed so Hinata could shine. Karin was at least written as a psycho and remained that way the entire manga.

I really don't see how Sakura is redeemable or fixable at this point. Kishimoto insists on beating what little remains of her character to a bloody pulp.

I'm not mad at her , I'm no mad at Hinata, I'm  not mad at Karin. I'm mad at this kittenbag author.

But don't worry guys. Maybe Sakura will finally call Maury right.

Guys no offense but Sakura's only hope right now IS to be Salad's mother.

Otherwise she gave up everything she ever wanted to be Sauce's housewife b*tch and raise his kid while he abandoned both of them.

I really hope Kishomoto gets hit by a truck. This is just trash. I haven't let a comment on this site since the official end of the manga and I come back and read this and it's like watching a train wreck.

I literally feel like I am watching someone slowly saw off their own arm with a butterknife when I read this manga.

That is all.

 

  

That's the reason they're mad at SP now. But lets be honest general audiences today are like children. You tell a child you'll go to disneyland and he gets excited, then you take him to the dentist and he gets mad at you. The next day you promise to take him to disneyland and actually go through with it and he forgets all about what happened and he's back to loving you. You see where i'm going?

If you're spending money to read a manga about a kid named Bolt in the hopes that it's going to be a spinoff about the adventures of Sasuke then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping that Sakura won't be treated like a battered housewife then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping to see the wise, rational Kakashi that used to exist then you might be an idiot.

Lastly, if you spend money on the Bolt manga hoping it'll pan out for NaruSaku......   Sorry guys.

Kishimoto has shown his hand as an author and I could probably tell you the plot of this manga. Salada will be all creepy and might have issues controlling her "powers". She'll probably also have daddy issues. Sakura will be absolutely of no help to her in any way and will be marginalized as much as possible, probably to the point where she seems like a neglectful mother. Sasuke will never be there for her and she will smile through it all like her life doesn't suck a million kittens when it actually does because if she was unhappy that would require character exposition for her AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE.

Hinata will have a lot of panel time as the picture perfect housewife and seem to be the most shining example of a mother. The smallest thing she does will be revered like the holy grail. I am imagining her having a lot of heart to heart talks with Himiwari and Bolt and they will probably get attached to some small kitten she does like making sandwiches or possibly her knitting.

Bolt will have daddy issues as well in the sense that he will be teased that he will never live up to his dad. He might even seem resentful about it, at which point SUPER MOMMY HINATA will have her talks. Konahomaru might lead their team when it is formed. Or possibly Hanabi. Choji's kid might be their teammate. NO WAY TO HAVE A LOVE TRIANGLE THERE AMIRITE So Kishi can dodge the romance bullet.

I just told you like the first 10 chapters of the Bolt manga.

I have no problem with that filler in and of itself being canon, but darn it.

You -should- have a problem with it.

You can't just cherry pick from filler and say "this is canon and this isn't." The arc either IS or IS NOT as a whole. Otherwise you massively distort your character building and plot.

Oh wait, I forgot we stopped caring about that a long time ago. Silly me.

Watch At Your Own Risk!

This is literally the worst kitten I have ever seen in my life.

I feel like I just got done watching a less abusive version of 50 Shades of Grey.

The whole entire time I feel like any reasonable man would be thinking "Oh sweetie, it's a good thing you're hot and put out otherwise I'd drop your useless ass to the ground right now."

Also how is Naruto some kind of like super casanova now. He couldn't tell Hinata from a bowl of ramen 30 minutes prior now he's flying her over the moon and kitten? kittening what.

My favorite part was the kittening FABRICATED childhood memories of them together. That didn't happen. They had to create it to give this a shred of substance, It's an utter retcon.

Hinata, of course, is as damsel as ever. She might as well be a kittening Lego brick. No expression, no emotions besides that crying kitten she always does. This is blatant bashing but I'm sorry she's useless, devoid of any substance or personality. She's a walking uterus for Naruto to put his babies into.

Just kitten this trash.



 

Honestly, at this point, there is so much better manga/anime out there I'm kinda just tuning into these forums to watch this kittenshow set itself on fire.

It's like watching a train wreck on slow motion.

Is kishimoto going to have an interview on Saturday?
 

BRING HIM FORTH

That's the problem though. What and who is exactly to blame?

You could blame Kishimoto who allowed this and has been bullsh***ing in interviews
You could blame the Assistant who could have pushed Kishi to do NH as well as pushing for several other horrible possible story elements.
You could blame SP for making NH canon in the movie, forcing their views, and thus forcing Kishimoto's hand
You could even blame the fandoms because the the western fandom kept pushing for NH all the kittening time to the point of death threats.

It could be a combo of all of them.

There is a certain amount of professionalism I have come to expect from people in high profile positions. I'm sorry, but if teenagers like Justin Bieber and One Direction can manage this then I see no reason why a grown man raised in a society based on being polite can't.

Death threats ain't kitten. -I- have gotten death threats. People like to talk a lot but in the end no one will put up. Unless you are getting followed home or swatted or something really stupid like that then you have no cause for alarm. I sincerely doubt this had any role in Kishimoto's decision. If it had, he would have revealed his pairing decision earlier to appease the the death-threatening masses.

This "Assistant" sounds hypothetical and we really have no proof that SP "forced" Kishimoto to do anything. The only way to REALLY figure that out is to find out who has the rights to the intellectual property of Naruto.

If Kishimoto still owns those rights then SP didn't force him to do kitten because they legally can't. However, a lot of publishers will make you sign over these rights when you begin doing business with them and they publish your work. Unless we can prove SP owns the IP then we can't really say they forced his hand.

Since I still see Kishimoto's name on the copyright label I'm willing to bet he still owns it but I wasn't able to really confirm it. So, ultimately, if you want someone to blame it's squarely and solely on his shoulders, not to mention his comments fanning the flames under an already hateful and toxic community. I cannot fathom why anyone would think it would be a positive move to deceive your fans like that.

In conclusion, the author is a 100% scumbag. There is no one else to blame. He deliberately yanked chains and spat on people around the world who supported him. He supports and feeds the toxicity in the fandom and the Naruto community intentionally and I think he enjoys it. He's an awful man and you should not support him in any way.

..../rant