Gamemaster and ForgottenBushido pretend to be british.
1:38 AM [ForgottenBushido] Rain is such a dreadful bore.
1:38 AM [gamemaster2] Well thats quit a shame, hmmm, bit of a damper on the festivities, eh?
1:38 AM [ForgottenBushido] Yes....quite.
1:39 AM ForgottenBushido picks up his pipe and lights it up, puffing a few smokes.
1:41 AM [ForgottenBushido] By the way, have you seen the new secretary down at the ministry of defense?
1:41 AM [ForgottenBushido] She's quite a pistol!
1:41 AM [gamemaster2] Im afraid something of such a magnitude happened to me this past spring in the Sarenhgetti. I had just retreived my Remington from the little poor urchin that shines the barrel for me, when the wind picked up and ruined all my plans for the coming day! It was a horrible start to my little excursion, one that I shall not soon forget, if I do say so myself.
1:42 AM [ForgottenBushido] Oh my!
1:42 AM [ForgottenBushido] That is quite depressing.
1:42 AM [ForgottenBushido] How did you ever get over it?
1:42 AM [gamemaster2] Im afraid I have not, though if what you say is true, this old gentleman might not be the only one kindling the fire this winter!
1:43 AM [ForgottenBushido] Oh my, I must say, sir. Not only do you astound with your wit, but your sense of humor is quite remarkable.
1:43 AM [gamemaster2] Well I just ended up hunting the next day, got a few of the buggers as well, Elephants, ivory does go for an exquisite price these days
1:44 AM [gamemaster2] lol, well due to the agreement I have made with my client, im afraid I cannot tell exactly how much the lad gave me. Although I will say that I wont have to worry about the taxman for quite a bit!
1:45 AM [ForgottenBushido] Ah, that does sound quite satisfactory, Toppins dear boy.
1:46 AM [ForgottenBushido] I'm sorry was a lady let ino the Gentlemens club at this time of night?
1:46 AM [gamemaster2] Indeed. Well, thank you for the tea, my good man. Im afraid I must take my leave, I must see this new secretary at the ministry.
1:46 AM [ForgottenChuunin] Judging from the reward he got for the pristine ivory tusks, probably East Africa.
1:46 AM [gamemaster2] I only hope I was not to forward
1:47 AM [ForgottenBushido] Ah, Shame.
1:47 AM [ForgottenBushido] I do hate to see you leave.
1:47 AM [ForgottenBushido] Well, so long as you're going to down town, would you be so kind as to drop off my report to the director?
1:47 AM [gamemaster2] Not as much as I despise havig to leave such good company
1:48 AM [gamemaster2] Why of course, sir!
1:48 AM [ForgottenBushido] Such flattery shall get you everywher.
1:48 AM [gamemaster2] I wouldnt dare deny you this
1:48 AM [ForgottenBushido] I appreciate it.
1:48 AM [gamemaster2] Ah, now your sounding like Mr. Winston back at the old boarding school
1:48 AM ForgottenBushido slides the report over to him in a manilla foder.
1:49 AM gamemaster2 picks up the report
1:49 AM [ForgottenBushido] Oh my, I was rather put off by him a time or two.
1:49 AM [ForgottenBushido] I think it dreadful of you to think me that way.
1:49 AM [gamemaster2] Indeed, quite a fool he was, excellent at discpline though, I must say
1:49 AM [ForgottenBushido] He did lay down the law at time or two at that.
1:50 AM [gamemaster2] I still cannot forget the image of that paddle, "Old Worchester" He would always keep in his office
1:50 AM [ForgottenBushido] Oh yes...dreadful.
1:50 AM [ForgottenBushido] I hate to think of it just now.
1:50 AM [gamemaster2] As do I, friend, as do I
1:51 AM [ForgottenBushido] Well let us put it out of our minds shall we?
1:51 AM [ForgottenBushido] Ah one last little tid bit.
1:51 AM [ForgottenBushido] Before you go.
1:51 AM [gamemaster2] I agree, heartily might I add
1:51 AM [gamemaster2] Whats tthat?
1:51 AM [gamemaster2] *That
1:51 AM [ForgottenBushido] I'm going out to Yorkshire, next month with a small hunting party. Would you be interested in getting together with some of the lads?
1:53 AM [gamemaster2] A hunting trip with the lads and such good company as you? How could I possibly resist! Though may I ask where it shall take place?
1:53 AM [gamemaster2] Oh
1:53 AM [gamemaster2] My mistake
1:53 AM [gamemaster2] Im afraid I must have been a bit preoccupied with that small sculpture on your mantle
1:54 AM [ForgottenBushido] Not a problem.
1:54 AM [ForgottenBushido] Oh? that old thing?
1:54 AM [ForgottenBushido] I picked that up one of my trips to the middle east.
1:55 AM [gamemaster2] Ah, I see. Bit of an oddball, that is. What exactly is the little thing?
1:56 AM [ForgottenBushido] Ah it's a prize..
1:56 AM [ForgottenBushido] I won it in a horse race.
1:56 AM [gamemaster2] A prize? DO tell
1:56 AM [gamemaster2] What horse race was this? Just a plain old horse race? Or a special occasion for the traveling gentleman that was passing through?
1:57 AM [ForgottenBushido] It was one of the semi-annual races for Shiek Ahli Khali Rum Rum.
1:58 AM [gamemaster2] Oh, that old ruffian? Bloody fool, he is
1:58 AM [ForgottenBushido] He's a nice enough chapp though, wanted to give me one of his daughters.
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