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#861691 Naruto Gaiden 700.10

Posted by Mistraal on 28 July 2015 - 06:54 PM in Latest Releases

Trying to properly articulate how this reading this made me feel would get me banned from this site.




#850880 Naruto Gaiden-700.9

Posted by Mistraal on 01 July 2015 - 04:16 AM in Latest Releases

Sasuke acted with more concern about Sakura than he has ever done in a long time but what he basically did was attack the villain, grab her, and ask if she could heal herself.

Well hot damn that's loving husband material in the Narutoverse!!!

When I was 14 I would write fanfiction and I would store it in a shoebox under my bed.

...My writing was better than this and stuck to my loose barebones of a plot with more dedication than this manga.

That is all.




#846608 How will Kishi screw up Naruhina?

Posted by Mistraal on 21 June 2015 - 06:20 AM in Naruto General

It's impossible to screw up because Hinata has about as much character development as a shoebox.

She can not be shown for 10 years and when we finally see her again she'll be happily pumping out mini Narutards, knitting scarves and talking about her husbands big hand.

She can be utterly ignored and be gone back to like it's not a big deal.




#846606 Boruto - the movie

Posted by Mistraal on 21 June 2015 - 06:17 AM in Konoha Theater

Guys it really doesn't matter if it's in a databook or not.

It doesn't matter if it's been written out 85 times in the manga in bright neon paint with flashing Vegas lights on it.

Kishi can take the retcon sledgehammer to it without pause. It's not worth fighting amongst ourselves over what is/isn't true because none of it is. It can all be written out or around. This manga has no foundation anymore.




#846605 Naruto Gaiden- Chapter 700.8

Posted by Mistraal on 21 June 2015 - 06:13 AM in Latest Releases

Sarada has already accepted Sakura as her mother even if they aren't blood related. I don't see why should would pursue Karin

This in no way makes the way Sakura has been treated acceptable.




#846443 Naruto Gaiden

Posted by Mistraal on 20 June 2015 - 10:10 PM in Uzumaki Naruto Chronicles

Comments on Cho cho, Himawari, & Sarada Fanart
1. I'm just waiting for Naruto's daughter to grow up and look as sexy as her mommy
likes to this-6
2. Poor sarada,shes flat like her motherHimawari is like a mix of weird hair narutos cheek lines hinatas face and big boob
likes-5
3.Himawari has booobs
likes-2
4. 'Nosebleeds' cant wait till shippuden series of this
5. hope sarada will get boobs too:(
likes: 3


Seeing all that
ME: -sigh-
link https://m.facebook.c...ID10,6817470175

As a female with large boobs....


I SERIUOUSLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FASCINATION.


Whatever. Have to get the teenage boys somethng to wank on I guess while we roll around in misogyny land.




#846441 Boruto - the movie

Posted by Mistraal on 20 June 2015 - 10:07 PM in Konoha Theater

 

A new thread, since news is starting to be released about Bolt the movie

 

http://www.animenews...revealed/.86653

 

Sarada

 

Boruto
 

 

Looks liks a Naruto/Sasuke pairing. Sakura is nowhere to be seen in Sarada's design.

 

This is my thoughts.

With the revelation that Sakura isn't Salada's mother she isn't even present in the new generation. No part of her will carry on.




#846164 Naruto Gaiden- Chapter 700.8

Posted by Mistraal on 20 June 2015 - 08:11 AM in Latest Releases

Ugh God. Poor Sakura. The amount of pity I felt for her in this chapter was palatable.

I hadn't had my dose of AIDS for the week but I think I'm good now.

 

The only way this manga could get anymore misogynistic is if it openly depicted female rape and then made fun of it right afterward. Sakura is literally a battered, unloved, abandoned housewife who had another women's child dumped on her who frowns in shame cause she's never gotten to kiss her "husband".

It's really beyond dislike of the author of this point. This stuff is poison. The content is toxic to any impressionable mind and needs to be disallowed from the kids section at bookstores.

It's not even funny anymore. What possible moral could this teach?

 

Filth. Garbage. Swill. Trash.

 




#842220 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 12 June 2015 - 03:18 AM in Latest Releases

Why is Naruto surprised that Sakura isn't the biological mother? Wouldnt he have known if Sakura was pregnant?

I could have bought Naruto being naive enough to overlook this if he didn't have a wife of his own who he knocked up twice and was a bachelor instead.

You do not go through that process, even as a man, without having a very intimate understanding of what it contains. He'd have known straight away that Sakura had never been pregnant.




#842210 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 12 June 2015 - 02:57 AM in Latest Releases

I miss Chatte. ._.




#842205 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 12 June 2015 - 02:49 AM in Latest Releases

They don't care because they won.

At the expense of the ENTIRE MANGA AND EVERYTHING IT CONTAINS THEREIN.




#841598 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 09:43 AM in Latest Releases

All Naruto has to do is make Sakura his concubine, so that way he doesn't need to leave hinata and the kids.

You should probably stop giving an author attention when he makes you wish your favorite character was a whore cause it's a step up for her.




#841591 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 09:30 AM in Latest Releases

Many are in great denial/furor over this, lol.

 

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Ya know....


I'm not even mad. They're totally right.

The only way Sakura has a single saving grace is if Naruto pity leaves Hinata.

Hell, being Naruto's SECOND WIFE is a step up from where she is right now.

RIP Sakura.

You didn't deserve this.




#841581 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 09:04 AM in Latest Releases

What if she was Sakura's kid then? Sakura would be Psycho? Plus I think he apologized to her.

The answer is yes.

However, Sakura was destroyed so Hinata could shine. Karin was at least written as a psycho and remained that way the entire manga.

I really don't see how Sakura is redeemable or fixable at this point. Kishimoto insists on beating what little remains of her character to a bloody pulp.

I'm not mad at her , I'm no mad at Hinata, I'm  not mad at Karin. I'm mad at this kittenbag author.

But don't worry guys. Maybe Sakura will finally call Maury right.

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#841575 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 08:50 AM in Latest Releases

 

She's a psycho....?? Then what would you say about Sakura if sarada is actually karin's daughter. hold off on the name calling there.

 

If she is an experiment, how come no one suspects a thing..??

Dude Karin is a psycho.

You don't go and have a man's baby after he gutted you like a fish. Sorry.

Hopeflly Salad is a genetic test. Otherwise this manga has literally gone full Jerry Springer.

 




#841569 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 08:41 AM in Latest Releases

Salad just might be some Orichamaru lab baby that Karin used her egg for because she's a damn psycho.
 
I seriously can't believe that Kishimoto is pulling some Maury kitten. This is real. This is canon. It will never go away.

Naruto has literally been reduced to this:

 




#841556 Naruto Gaiden 700.7

Posted by Mistraal on 11 June 2015 - 08:23 AM in Latest Releases

Guys no offense but Sakura's only hope right now IS to be Salad's mother.

Otherwise she gave up everything she ever wanted to be Sauce's housewife b*tch and raise his kid while he abandoned both of them.

I really hope Kishomoto gets hit by a truck. This is just trash. I haven't let a comment on this site since the official end of the manga and I come back and read this and it's like watching a train wreck.

I literally feel like I am watching someone slowly saw off their own arm with a butterknife when I read this manga.

That is all.

 




#701935 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 08:26 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

This bolt manga that I heard will only be produced for several chapters, yeah? But it seems you think that SJ will expand it?

They are making a musical. A musical.

If Kishimoto can churn out garbage and people would buy it you think for one second he won't do it? It's no skin off his back. What he doesn't want to do he can pass off to the production studio and let them produce.

In short, I don't see them shooting the cash cow if it's still making milk.




#701932 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 08:20 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

  

That's the reason they're mad at SP now. But lets be honest general audiences today are like children. You tell a child you'll go to disneyland and he gets excited, then you take him to the dentist and he gets mad at you. The next day you promise to take him to disneyland and actually go through with it and he forgets all about what happened and he's back to loving you. You see where i'm going?

If you're spending money to read a manga about a kid named Bolt in the hopes that it's going to be a spinoff about the adventures of Sasuke then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping that Sakura won't be treated like a battered housewife then you might be an idiot.

If you're spending money on the Bolt manga hoping to see the wise, rational Kakashi that used to exist then you might be an idiot.

Lastly, if you spend money on the Bolt manga hoping it'll pan out for NaruSaku...... :ermm:  Sorry guys.

Kishimoto has shown his hand as an author and I could probably tell you the plot of this manga. Salada will be all creepy and might have issues controlling her "powers". She'll probably also have daddy issues. Sakura will be absolutely of no help to her in any way and will be marginalized as much as possible, probably to the point where she seems like a neglectful mother. Sasuke will never be there for her and she will smile through it all like her life doesn't suck a million kittens when it actually does because if she was unhappy that would require character exposition for her AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT CAN WE.

Hinata will have a lot of panel time as the picture perfect housewife and seem to be the most shining example of a mother. The smallest thing she does will be revered like the holy grail. I am imagining her having a lot of heart to heart talks with Himiwari and Bolt and they will probably get attached to some small kitten she does like making sandwiches or possibly her knitting.

Bolt will have daddy issues as well in the sense that he will be teased that he will never live up to his dad. He might even seem resentful about it, at which point SUPER MOMMY HINATA will have her talks. Konahomaru might lead their team when it is formed. Or possibly Hanabi. Choji's kid might be their teammate. NO WAY TO HAVE A LOVE TRIANGLE THERE AMIRITE So Kishi can dodge the romance bullet.

I just told you like the first 10 chapters of the Bolt manga.




#701918 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 08:00 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

People will keep saying this new generation will crash and burn and that nobody will watch it....how? Again from what I gather a large majority of complaints weren't really about NH it was about SP not showing enough action, and Sasuke something that is easy to do with the next films. They won't be having any problems raking in the dough

It really depends on if people want to give money to a studio and author who shafted them. Enough portions of the fanbase were given the short end of the stick. Taka didn't even exist and characters like Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura were hardly present. In their position, I would not trust any future manga ventures.




#701909 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 07:54 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

Pretty much. 15 years of story went up in flames because of the final two chapters and this movie. They're starting over now, and I'm not willing to take the ride with them again on this next story.

You mean you don't want to see Salada act like a creepy stalker around Bolt only to inevitably, trip, fall and land on his kitten? Also we'll probably watch Sakura and Hinata on housewife baby playdates in the park like good little mommies. It'll be fun.

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#701900 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 07:44 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

But she really was always there...behind a tree.

Or holding hands with him while running around as little kids like she was depicted in the movie.

How in the kitten did she manage that anyway?! I thought she would pass out when he spoke to her??

It makes no sense. There are contradictions everywhere and almost everyone is slurping this kitten up like it's gold. Just...

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#701895 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 07:38 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

And I thought it was bad when Kishi put in the bullsh** "flashback" about Sasuke saving Karin back in the Forest of Death and that's why she became infatuated with him. I guess it was just his trial run at retconning, to see if people would buy it.

In my opinion, depicting Hinata as Naruto's only friend as a child is massively more damaging than saying Sasuke "ran into Karin one time."

Since Chapter 1 Naruto was always alone. Always. That was the point of the damn manga. Now, all of a sudden, HINATA WAS ALWAYS THERE.
 




#701886 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 07:29 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

I have no problem with that filler in and of itself being canon, but darn it.


You -should- have a problem with it.

You can't just cherry pick from filler and say "this is canon and this isn't." The arc either IS or IS NOT as a whole. Otherwise you massively distort your character building and plot.

Oh wait, I forgot we stopped caring about that a long time ago. Silly me. :zaru:




#701882 The Last theory: Collection of Info & co.

Posted by Mistraal on 12 December 2014 - 07:25 AM in Icha Icha NaruSaku

Yep, she has to fulfill her destiny of taking over Sakura's identity completey and stealing the heroine role.

You mean Lego brick that kittens out Naruto's babies and sits on the couch and knits between being barefoot and pregnant.  :zaru: