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SABERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - Emiya Shirou, Fate/Stay Night

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Haruhi (drinking): "Wooooooooooopppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Kyon: "Actually pony tails turn me on."
Haruhi: "What?"
Kyon: "The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal."
Haruhi: "Are you retarded?"

Computer Society President: I-I've got witnesses!
Computer Society: Yeah! We're witnesses!
Haruhi: I'll say that you were all planning to ******* her!

Haruhi: "Allow me to introduce you. This is Mikuru Asahina."
Kyon: "... that's the whole introduction?" (spoken) "Where did you abduct her from?"
Haruhi: "I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest."
Kyon: "Close enough."

Haruhi: "Those are fine."
Kyon: "She referred her classmates as objects."

Haruhi: "Hey, hey! You can't rent Yuki without my permission! Understood? She's the SOS Brigade's indispensible silent character! I saw her first!"

Kyon: "Judging from the results, humans are usually content with their current states. Those who aren't, however, will try to invent or discover something to advance civilization. Someone wanted to fly so they invented airplanes. Someone wanted to travel easily so automobiles and trains were made. But, those things were created by people who possessed special talents. Only a genius can convert those imaginings into reality. We ordinary mortals should just live our lives fully. We shouldn't act impulsively just because we feel adventurous."
Haruhi: "Shut up."

Haruhi (force-dressing Mikuru): Resistance is futile, You will become a nurse!

Haruhi: *tries to turn the door knob*...*rings door bell*
Kyon: It should be the other way around!

CS Prez: Contest! Contest!
CS Prez: We've been prepairing long and hard to have this contest...
Kyon: *thinking* If those words reach Haruhi's sharp ears...
Haruhi: WAHAAA! *drop-kicks the computer society prez.*

Kyon: "Whatever gives her that confidence, I want it. Even if it's only 2 milligrams I want it."
Haruhi: "Oh really? Do you want me to pump some into you?"

Haruhi: "The new years event will be a party - anybody with complaints may file them after the party"

Haruhi: "You're supposed to faint!"
Mikuru: "Ah! Kyuuu..."

Mikuru: "MIKURU BEAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!"

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Zuko: "I'll save you from the pirates."

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.

Zuko [to Katara]: You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
...
The Boulder: The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!
Toph: Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!

Sokka [smashed on cactus juice]: "It's a giant mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!!"

Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang.

Sokka [smashed on Cactus Juice]: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
*runs around*
Sokka: Nothing's quenchier!
*does the worm*
Sokka: It's the quenchiest!

Uncle Iroh: I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but -- cries -- it's just so sad!

Cabbage Man: My cabbages!

Sokka: Water Tribe!

Sokka: "So it looks like I'm gonna be in town for awhile. I'm thinking maybe we could do an activity together?"
Arnook: "WHICH ACTIVITY!?!?!?!" (added this cause I think Yue's dad would've been like that XDXD)

Katara: "I don't want to heal! I want to fight!"

Zuko [his mother's dagger]: "Never give up, without a fight."

Zuko: "Azula always lies..." pff so does bryke, zuko, so does bryke.

Katara: "I thought you had changed!"
Zuko: "I have changed!"

Katara: The King is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
Aang: You mean Platypus-Bear?
Katara: No, it just says “Bear”.
Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet Skunk-Bear.
Toph: Or his Armadillo-Bear.
Aang: Gopher-Bear?
Katara: Just…”Bear”.
Toph: This place is weird.

The whole freaking Oma and Shu legend

Sokka: "It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing!"
Toph: "Oh no, what a nightmare."
Sokka: "...sorry."

Toph: "THERE IT IS!" *points at nothing*
Everyone else: "..."
Toph: "That's what it will sound like when one of you guys spots it!"

Toph: "I'm beginning to wonder who's the blind one here..."

Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the mooon."
Zuko: "That's rough, buddy."

Zuko: "Hello, Zuko here."

Paindao: "You are now ready for a real sword."
Sokka: "[girliest gasp EVAR] Are you giving me yours!?"
Paindao: "No."
Sokka: "Oh."

Sokka: "I'd like to spend my vacation... AT THE LIBRARY!"

Sokka: "Well, helloooo~"

Sokka [smashed on cactus juice]: "Who lit Toph on fire?"

Sokka: "MOMO NO, YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!!!"

Sokka: Are you crazy, Katara? You're not gonna win this fight!
Katara (taking off her coat and throwing it at Sokka, hitting him in the face): I know! I don't care!
Aang: You don't have to do this for me. I can find another teacher.
Katara: I'm not doing it for you! Someone needs to slap some sense into that guy!

Katara: "The Fire Nation took my mother away from me."
Zuko: "... that's something we have in common."

Katara: "I will never, ever turn my back on the people who need me!"

Zuko [saving Katara]: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Zuko: "Thank you, Katara."
Katara [tearbending]: "I should be the one thanking you."

Katara: "If you make one step backward, one wrong move, you won't have to worry about your 'destiny' anymore... because your destiny will end, right then and there, permanently. " BIZNATCH.
Zuko: *wibble*

Katara: ""Will you please shut your airhole? Believe it or not, your infinite wisdom gets a little old sometimes. Why don't we just through the scroll away since you're so naturally gifted?" w00t, finally.

Katara: "I'd rather eat fire balls than nuts." ORLY?

Azula: "I'm a people person."

Mai: "Saving the jerk who dumped me."

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