bah im still waaaaay too new at dis
THERE IS NOT PLOT TO DIS! its just ideas, might throw this into a story later
1) The sun was up. The usual hustle and bustle could be heard outside of the apartment. ?Urk
gah ruk gah ruuuuuu?(lol supposed to be like a rooster) Sasuke yelled at the top of his longues.
He gathered chakara into his hand and began the chidori. Soon the sounds of a thousand birds
filled the air and instantly all of Konoha awoke.
2) ?Awwwww! But Im hungry!? Naruto complained. The others stopped and shot him annoyed
looks.
?Fine!? Sakura yelled, like everyone else she was pissed at Naruto?s complaining. ?We?ll break
here to eat.?
?Uh oh...? Shikamaru groaned.
?What now?!?!? Asked Tenten.
?Uh, I think we have a problem...I forgot to pack some food.? Everyone just looked at
Shikamaru shocked.
?YOU WHAT??? Everyone except Naruto yelled. Instead of following suit and yelling, Naruto
was running around in circles flailing his arms around and having a panic attack.
Suddenly he stopped running and yelled out. ?MY BRAIN IS WORKING!? Everyone else
stopped beating up Shikamaru and looked at Naruto dumbfounded.
Neji scoffed ?thats a first.? Before Sasuke could agree verbally Naruto?s voice filled the air.
?Kuchiyose no Jutsu!? Smoke filled the clearing and the ground shook violently. Everyone
started coughing as smoke entered their lungs.
?Wuh *Cough* da *Cough* f***?? Kiba managed to yell out. The smoke cleared and the once,
nearly empty clearing was filled with a huge frog.
?What the f*** am I doing out here?? Gamabunta looked down and saw Naruto. ?What the hell
is this? Why am I called out to this shit hole?? Gamabunta yelled. Feeling as though he was
being watched, Gamabunta looked around. He had been summoned and landed on Ino,
Shikamaru, Tenten and Kankuro who felt as though their brains had been put in a barrel and
rolled all around Konoha. The ones who were not fallen on by Gamabunta were drooling as they
looked over the huge toad. ?What?? Gamabunta said nervously. ?Oh shit? he thought.
Scene change. Add darkness aaaaaaaaand begin.
A volley of burps echoed throughout the clearing and the forest. 15 teen genins sat around the
now lifeless body of Gamabunta. However, his legs were missing.
?Ahhhh? Lee exclaimed, happy to release the excess gas from his stomach. ?Those were the best
godamn frogs legs I?ve ever had! Great idea Naruto!? The rest of the group agreed with Lee but
would be damned if they let Naruto find out that he actually thought of something useful.