Sinistercurt

Oh lord, don't get me started on this.. well I've started. I love crack pairings. Probably more than canon pairings.


NarutoxFemKyuubi
NarutoxIno
NarutoxShizune
NarutoxKurenai
NarutoxKonan
NarutoxTsunami
NarutoxKushina (yeah, incest, get over it)
NarutoxMikoto
NarutoxPrincess Yukie
NarutoxTenten
NarutoxTemari
NarutoxAnko
NarutoxAyame
NarutoxHana (Kiba's elder sister)
NarutoxMei (Current Mizukage)
NarutoxNaruko (Ahahaha, no idea why. Would this be masturbation if they had sex?)
NarutoxShion
NarutoxTayuya
NarutoxYugao<3
NarutoxTsunade (Age never matters in fanfiction)
NarutoxHarem

Actually, probably more too, but I can't remember off the top of my head.

Now, for ones not including Naruto.

KakashixAnko
ShikamaruxIno
ShikamaruxTemari
NejixTenten
LeexSakura
LeexTenten
Sasukexhis own rage

I don't really read 'fics about those couples though. Naruto is the man.



There.