War? WAR? THERE IS NO WAR, ONLY THE HOLY CHAPTER OF THE DUMB FALCONS, OPPRESSED BY THE EVIL XENU THAT ARE CUPCAKES! WE FIGHT ON TO ENSURE THAT NEW RECRUITS ARE NOT TAINTED BY THE SUGARY EVIL!
On a serious note, I'm just a big fan of Warhammer 40k, and I just happened to be eating a scone at the time of my first really messed up post. I'll be your friend too, if you can move past the fact I'm likely the weirdest person you'll ever know. To solidify that fact, I've been maced in mah faceah about 5 times now. 2 of which were voluntary.
Don't worry, I'm craaaaaaaazy so there's no problem. Hehehe