Pyretech

Well I found something interesting from blogspot if it was already posted then I apologize: 

 

 

 

The first page to chapter 3 was out in spanish (I think) and that's it. 

It's in French, and my basic understanding (and Google Translate) gave me this (direct translation in black, paraphrase in red):

 

The way that I am...this whole time… I always liked you...Me, as a man, there’s something that I absolutely, necessarily have to say to you!)

 

Oh really? Then who's the kitten was that guy from chapter 1 to chapter 698? Because he clearly was a stubborn soab who gets kitten done, he had his dream, his love and his friends to stud up for, and now I'm forced to belive that this is his 2 years older sissy version is canon Naruto? Kishimot and SP GTFO of this plannet!

That's my favorite quote so far. Naruto always loved her, which is why he lied to himself and went after Sakura for like 10 years, didn't address the confession Hinata gave for 2 1/2 years, still pursued Sakura, told Minato that she was his girlfriend (while I always thought that was a joke to rile Sakura up, he never was like nah jk), told his dad as he was dying all over again that all of his mom's wishes weren't going as well as he'd hoped but he hadn't given up on them, then gives up on his fake love for Sakura and marries Hinata. Jesus, that is some weird logic.

i can't believe those jerks left out their honeymoon scene.
 
 

To be fair, a honeymoon scene would be pretty short. It would just be Naruto mentioning something that sounds perverted out-of-context, and Hinata passing out. I honestly don't know how they procreated unless Naruto didn't care whether or not she was conscious.

It's not real! It's written by one of our members as a joke!

You say it's not real but does it matter when it's what the author believes? lol

 
Well, at least Hanabi's not like Hinata.

Konohamaru and Hanabi is fine... It could be like Naruto and Hinata but with Konohamaru not having a clear crush on someone else and Hanabi not being a one-dimensional stalker.