Dear "Zman170 of Sunagakure",
Eh? Hinata? Oh, well...She's nice and all, but you know--I think it's better if we're just friends 'ttebayo. Cause you know, me and Sakura-chan has this thing going on and--OH CRAP. NO. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT. YOU HEARD NOTHING, DATTEBAYO! Crapcrapcrap Sakura-chan's gonna kill meeeeee~!