If 'Shocking ending!' was side-text, then it probably doesn't mean anything. I don't think side-text is even done by the mangaka. Most of the time I forget to even read it @.@ Just fancy words to make you feel HYPE. Or something.
But the ending was sure shocking. In all sorts of bad ways.
Shocking!!...Bolt
Shocking!!...SALAD.
Shocking!!...sad, unloving Naruto
Shocking!!...end of the ninja era!
It's so bad XDD
I just have the image of Naruto as a depressed man now. I can see a scene now..... scene now... scene now....
Shino: Ok kids calm down today we have a special guess for us. The 7th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki!!

Naruto: *walks in with a sad depressed look on his face* Hello kids.
Kids: HI 7th Hokage!!
Shino: And now some of our kids want to ask you some questions 7th!
Salad:
Hey 7th! I want to know who the real Naruto Uzumaki is!
Naruto: What makes you think I know who Naruto Uzumaki is?
When I look in the mirror all I see staring back at me is a collection of illusions... manufactured memories...and prepackaged emotions for sale in your local comic book store. Who is the real Naruto Uzumaki? Don't waste my time. It's a pathetic question. 
Shino:
.... Looks like our Hokage is a bit stressed.
Kid 3: 7th would you like to come to my house for some board games and ramen noodles! My Mom says you love ramen noodles! She says she knew you when you were my age!!!
Naruto:
I got a good game. It's called two lies and another lie. Guess who's playing? The entire nation.
Shino:...... 
Naruto: Whatever pathetic reason your parents want me to meet them for will be useless. Whatever I tell them or you about myself, would just end up with us all just smiling and lying to each other. And you wouldn't be any closer to knowing anything about me then Salad would be about knowing her Father.
It's pathetic.
Salad: 
Shino: I think you shouldn't be so depressing around the kids Hokage... Bolt what did your Father right on his silly story card we handed him.
Bolt:
It's blank.
Naruto: Just like all of you.
Shino: Come on Naruto give us something the kids have been waiting for this for weeks. Where were you born?
Nartuo: No where.
Shino:
Why don't you talk about your parents?
Naruto:
We are all born alone... and we die alone.
Shino:
What's your favorite Ice Cream taste?
Naruto:
Rocky Road!
Kids:
THE HOKAGE LOVES ROCKY ROAD!!
Naruto: My whole life's been a rocky road. Pot holes of despair and long stretches of loneliness. Now you want me to open up to you guys after twenty minutes of talking and some finger painting? It's desperate. Your all pathetic. Especially you Salad, pathetic. 
Salad: 
Rest of the Kids: 
Naruto; If you guys want me for something I'll be eating some store bought ramen alone in my tower again. 
Ok that isn't mine that's actually an alteration of the College Humor story "Don Draper's College Orientation" but I thought some of you may laugh, or cry a bit over it.
Edited by Tiller, 18 November 2014 - 02:48 AM.