starlitestarbrite

*wake up!*
[author note summary-my twist on chapter 663-664 a tragedy with a plot twist!]
*sakura's trying to use mystic palm on naruto*
sakura: -lays an ear on his chest- his hearts not beating! -eyes water- WAKE UP NARUTO! YOU STILL HAVE TO BE HOKAGE!
*flashback*
naruto: i will become hokage, and surpass all my predecessors
naruto: I'M A SUPER ELITE NINJA! ONE DAY I'LL BECOME HOKAGE MY NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI...REMEMBER IT!
*end*
sakura: no sound, no pulse why isn't my medic ninjutsu working?
gaara: he got the bijuu extracted from him!. we need to get to the fourth hokage
sakura: -tears stream down cheeks-
*flashback*
chiyo: if the bijuu is extracted the jinchuuriki dies
*end*
sakura: how long do we get there?
gaara: still a few KM.
*flashback-genin days*
naruto: hey sakura-chan! -grins and scratches head- you...wanna go to ichiraku?
naruto: it's a promise of a lifetime! -holds up thumb-
*next flash back-timeskip*
naruto: hey sakura-chan!
*him, and jiraiya had just returned from a three year journey of training*
*end*
sakura: NARUTO!...i will save you! thats my promise of a lifetime!
*flashback*
naruto: i never go back on my words that's my nindo my ninja way!
*end*
*sakura gives naruto CPR*
sakura: for gods sake naruto! i just freaking gave you the kiss of life! -cries- wake up! YOU CAN'T DIE NARUTO!.it's ALWAYS like this! WHY IS IT ALWAYS NARUTO!?...-tries to stop crying- NARUTO! THAT DREAM OF YOURS IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! OPEN YOUR EYES! LOOK INTO MINE! WAKE UP NARUTO UZUMAKI!
*naruto's life flashes before sakura's eyes*
*in naruto's sub-conscious*
naruto:-wakes up- the kyuubi's gone...*hears distant voice* NARUTO!
*flashback*
kushina: find a girl like your mother
kushina/sakura:-hugging naruto- thank you
sakura: -tries to feed him ramen but, sai interrupts-

kushina: find a girl like your mother
sakura: what i said naruto was...
hinata/sakura: i love you
kushina: find a girl like your mother
minato[talking about sakura]: she's strikengly similar to kushina! is she your girl friend?
kushina: find a girl like your mother
sakura/kushina: -both bonth naruto on the head but of course at different times-
*end*
naruto: sakura-chan. -closes eyes- if i could just tell you how my heart feels...without my mind getting in the way
*back to sakura*
sakura: NARUTO!...-uses a chakra scaple, and gives his heart a massage!...then feels a strange flow of chakra...warm peaceful chakra flowing through her*
*flashback sakura sees naruto's past thoughts'*
sai: but, are you going to tell her you love her?
naruto: how can i tell her i love her when i can't even keep a promise to her?...
naruto: -thinking during promise of a lifetime- i wont stand in your way anymore sakura-chan...i'll prove to you that i DO understand you.-
naruto: -thinking during the hug after his fight with nagato's pain clones', and talking to nagato- waw...everyone acknowledges me now?...sakura-chan's hugging me?...she's really hugging me...if i hug her back will it ruin the moment?-
naruto: -thinking during sakura's confession- no...no this cam't happen now...no what is going on!? i can't show them i'm breaking down...everyone close to me either gets injured, leaves, or dies! i can't loose sakura-chan! please be lying! oh god! i hate myself for having to lie to her, and everyone else!-
*end*
sakura: oh naruto -eyes water- i'm so sorry...i wish i had been there for you more.
gaara: we're almost there. i'll speed up!
*gaara speeds up*
*meanwhile kakashi, and minato are TRYING to talk to obito if he would stop trying to fight them*
kakashi: obito?...what happened to the obito who said that those who betray their comrades are worse than scum?...you were saying how you'll be hokage someday!
obito: he died...now stand still!-
*gaara's sand clouds show up*
gaara: naruto's kyuubi's been extracted, and gave me a message. he needs the other half.
*as minato tries to seal it obito takes it*
obito: i just got the other half!
minato: what the...
sakura: GIVE NARUTO BACK HIS KYUUBI!...HAVEN'T YOU EVER LOVED ANYONE WITHIN THAT EMPTY HEART OF YOURS!?
obito: love? why love anyone? they'll just end up hurt, or leave you, or die in the end. all we are good for is power!...feeding off eachother!.
*madaara makes it over there*
maadara: do you have it?...oh there it is *steals it*
obito: -whines- but i wanted that half!
sakura: now the villans are arguing...we have some really weird vilians
*to kiba shino, and hinata*
kiba: -helps hinata up off the ground- WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST LEAVING YOUR TEAMMATES, JUST TO FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE?
hinata: i'. s-sorry -eyes water- i just wanted to try, and save naruto-kun.
shino: everytime you do you end up almost getting killed in the process.
hinata: -cries-
kiba: plus i think i saw sakura with him.
*naruto's sub-conscious*
naruto: *feels a warm flow of chakra flowing into his heart*
*flash back:sees sakura's thoughts*
sakura: -thinks during the promise of a lifetime- he's always there for me. naruto does understand me after all. i should do something for him when he returns.
sakura: -thinks AFTER naruto gets back from VOTE- he almost died because of sasuke!...or because of me...geez we're the worst teammates ever. not worth a promise of a lifetime-
sakura: -thinks the whole pain invasion arc- naruto...it's scarier without you here! come back safe!...YOUR HERE!...that doofus scaring the crap out of me, worrying me like that!...but he's a hero now. i should thank him-
sakura: -thinks after being yelled at by naruto after confessing to him- let it out naruto! i'll carry the burden of your pain now!...that's what love is. is being there for someone, accepting them for who they are...you have that now!-
naruto: -opens eyes- sakura-chan.
*back to sakura*
sakura: WILL SOMEONE HELP NARUTO!
obito: -looks at sakura- -thinks- she kind of looks like rin.-
obito: okay, get in my kamui dimension, i'll come back with a bijuu
*sakura with naruto are in kamui*
sakura: -eyes water-
naruto: -weakly- sakura-chan? your always being made to cry.
sakura: -looks down, and sees naruto's smiling face- -wipes tears and smiles- naruto...why didn't you stay somewhere safe?
naruto: i wanted to protect the village...and most of all...you sakura-chan.
*obito returns*
obito: okay, i got the nine tails back from maadara
voice in the distant: OBITO YOU IDIOT!
obito: but, we have to hurry *seals the kyuubi in naruto* you two need to go somewhere safe untill its over!
*maadara enters kamui*
obito: too late.
*naruto gets up* thanks you obito...SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
*a bunch of shadow clones surround maadara, and obito*
sakura: i have to stay...NARUTO PUT ME DOWN!!!
*sakura's on naruto's back and they poof off to mount. myoboku*
naruto: -puts sakura down-
*naruto and sakura hug*
naruto: sakura-chan...i love you so much.
sakura: i love you to.
*they kiss*
THE END

*the hokage Arc*
[author note summary: takes place after the pain arc. tsunade's still in the coma, a what could have been a seven episode arc.]

*a very special omake*
[author note summary: an anti-bullying campaighn-like commercial!...]
*naruto[naruto], ichigo[bleach], luffy[one piece], natsu[fairy tale] are all sitting in a stadium-auditorium-thing*
ichigo: i'm ichigo from bleach
luffy: luffy from one piece
naruto: naruto from naruto
natsu: natsu from fairytale
*a live action non anime girl with blonde hair comes up*
girl: i'm lauren collins...i played the character paige on degrassi: the next generation.
naruto: HEEEY! -whines- THIS OMAKE'S FOR ANIME, AND ANIME FANS ONLY!
lauren: um...hon. that's what we're here to talk about.
naruto: eh?
lauren: i'm here to indicate, and explain along with these nice guys' about something very important...bullying. it comes in all communities, cultures, no matter where your from, what, or how you believe, or anything.it comes in all forms'
natsu: bashing, and name calling.
luffy: attacking someone for their beliefe, and, or opinion
ichigo: teasing, or making fun of someone, or saying offensive things towards, to, or about them.
naruto: or gossiping behinde someones back, hatefulness of any kind
lauren: this doesn't just happen in person. but, online as well. this is called cyberbullying, and is just as bad. even though many say "it's just the internet it's not a big deal"...
naruto: it could be to someone else. because you never know what they're not telling you. noone can see, hear, or know the whole story, or why someone may feel like they do.
luffy: this also happens in the gamer, and anime community. fanwars...often shippers. there are times when criticisim turns to arguements'
natsu: arguements turn to hate
ichigo: hate turns to war
naruto: war turns to death.
lauren: so, just because the characters' may be fictional. don't forget the people your arguing with, or attacking are NOT. they are real. and also if these characters were real would you still be fighting over who should be with who?.
naruto: also noone should ever take their lives, due to suffering others have caused..or for the suffering they even may be causing themselves.
ichigo: so, if you know someone who is being bullied. speak up. but, if it's worse. like a full on hate crime, or suicidal, self-destructive triggers, or death threats: tell someone.
naruto: report them to a site admin, mod, or tell someone offline who can look into things., and if your thinking of harming yourself, or others. don't hold it in. talk to someone you trust.
lauren: or find something/someone inspirational that makes you feel better.some believe they don't have anyone...they tell themselves that over, over, and over...but, if someone can't be there for you. be there for yourself. noone deserves to feel that alone.
naruto: you can also look up suicide crisis lines in your area. there is ALWAYS a way to get help. wheather it's for someone else
lauren: or yourself.
ichigo: because when everything's all over...all you have is life. why let someone else controle it. wheather mind controlle.
naruto: verbal, mental, and emotional harrassment.
lauren: or physical controlle. like violence.
naruto: plus just remember: fictional, or not:
naruto/natsu/ichigo/luffy/lauren: WE ARE ALL HUMAN...JUST LIKE YOU!.
lauren: and no human should ever suffer!. also to the bullies: put yourselves in their shoes. what if someone pointed out your flaws, and insecurities?
naruto: rejected you, and treated you like you were nothing special?
natsu: called you rude, or offensive names?
luffy: made you feel like you don't deserve to live?
ichigo: all because they didn't agree with you, or believe like you do?
naruto: or ship the same paring as you,
lauren: crushed your spirit...all to make themselves sound better than you?
naruto: there are already wars all over the world. why do they have to be online to?
lauren: so, remember:
naruto: respect yourself enough: to know when to walk away, or take a break from even a strong debate.
natsu: respect yourself enough: to NOT let others walk all over you.
luffy: respect yourself enough: to know when things are going or have gone too far, and speak up...not quiet down.
ichigo: respect yourself enough: to not harm yourself, to make a difference, and say "no" to bullying, and cyberbyllying
lauren: but, also most important of all: respect yourself enough: NOT to do it to someone else.
*a picture of naruto and sakura kissing appear on screen with the words: this has been a very special message from an omake creater who is a fan of naruto, narusaku, and a member of narusaku.com, and i...am anti-bullying/cyberbullying*

*sakura day*
[author note summary:sakura's birthday is march 28th...but every april 3d naruto talks about it being "sakura day"]
*since naruto's on a mission she decides to tidy up his apartment, and buy fresh milk, and cup of ramen noodles for him to surprise him when he returns*
sakura: he'll be so shocked when he comes back!...-she looks at the calendar- why is april 3d circled?...and why does it say "sakura day my fav. holiday"?...is this his april fools joke or something? -sweatdrops- or maybe theres a festival in town?
*in tsunade's office*
sakura: so, naruto's comming back in two days?
tsunade: yes...apparently he made up his own holiday. he's had it ever since he was around ten.
sakura: ...so, there's no cherry blosson festival this week?
tsunade: nope.
sakura: -thinks- then what IS sakura day?...my birthday's on the 28th of march...he wouldn't forget that...he's a knucklehead but he seems to remember the important things when it comes to birthdays', and stuff-
*on April 3d. naruto walks into tsunade's office to let her know the mission was a success. sakura was there to welcome him back*
sakura: HI NARUTO!
*they hug*
naruto: hi sakura-chan!. hey "granny" the mission's complete.
sakura: what did you have to do anyway?
naruto: well, since chouji was under the weather i filled in for him on shikamaru, and ino's mission.
sakura:let me guess...he ate so much he had a "food hangover", and couldn't stop vomiting?
naruto: yeah. who knew you could get intoxicated by food.
*later sakura, and naruto go to ichiraku*
naruto: so, -slurps noodles- what did you do when i was away sakura-chan?.
sakura: oh the usual. just help out at the yamanaka flower shop. *she was saving her surprise about taking care of his apartment while he was away for later*
*later: at naruto's*
naruto: waw! the apartment's cleaner than when when i was here last...OH NO! WAS MY STUFF STOLEN?
sakura: -giggles as naruto runs around panicing-
naruto: -checks the mini-fridge- -gasps- RAMEN!...who bought groceris? maybe it was kakashi-sensei?
sakura: no. naruto. it was me!. SURPRISE! i always take care of your apartment, and restock your groceries while your on missions'.
naruto: -blushes- thank you sakura-chan!...this was the best "sakura day" ever.
sakura: what is sakura day?
naruto: well,...it's when i first fell in love with you...it started out as a crush, and over time formed into love.
sakura: -blushes-
naruto: so, i dedicate the day...every april third...in honor of you sakura-chan.
sakura: -eyes water-
naruto: you became, and always will be the only person who saw me for who i was., and refused to let me just hide away...you break through my shell.
sakura: -cries- you break through my shell to naruto. i have an idea...let's consider this OUR holiday. naruto, and sakura day
naruto: -eyes water- sounds great sakura-chan! -realises something- hey?...NarutoSakura...NaruSaku...I GET IT!
sakura: -sweatdrop- you JUST figured that out?
*both laugh*
*sakura, and naruto kiss*
every april third...narusaku day! lol

*...closure*
[author note summary: the other half of my omake! "it's over...".]
*the scene changes and naruto, sakura, sasuke, nd kakashi are back in their world, and everyone else is slowly awakening*
minato: well, son...when your hokage...good luck!
kushina: -sniffs- oh your so cute now! -hugs naruto-
naruto: moom...too...tight!
tobirama: let this be a lesson to everyone...EDO TENSAI IS NOT A TOY!
hagoromo: well, so long everyone!
sarutobi: naruto. thank you for being a role model for my grandson konohamaru.
naruto: your welcome jiji!

minato/kushina: we love you naruto.

naruto: I love you both to!
*hagoromo, and the hokage shoot off like stars*
sasuke: hn.
hinata: naruto-kun! -runs up to him-
naruto: hi hinata
hinata: so...i decided to stop chasing after you...when the war was over -hangs head, and eyes water-
naruto: eh?...chasing after me? i thought you just admired me.
hinata: -face goes red from embarrassement- w-what?
sakura: -sweatdrop- as oblivious as usual.
hinata:you...-blushes- i'm sorry!
naruto: sorry hinata...sakura-chan's always been the only girl i've been focused on. i guess i never noticed you.
*hinata faints*
sasuke: so...sakura?
sakura: yes sasuke?
sasuke: you've had a crush on me since we were twelve.
sakura: -sighs- sasuke...i thought i did love you once. but, you know...the more i got to know naruto i realized he's so much more than you'll ever be. i'm not that ditzy shallow girl from the academy days...i'm sakura haruno...kunoichi. i only THOUGHT i liked you. but, now...i KNOW i love naruto.
sasuke: -smiles- glad your not a fangirl anymore.
sakura: by the way...if you try to kill me, or naruto again i'm kicking your ass all the way to suna!
sasuke: -sweatdrop-
*naruto and sakura hug*
sakura: guess we all have closure now?
naruto: yeah...now that everythings over lets go get some ramen!

*sakura and naruto gaze into eachothers eyes*

sakura: I love you naruto.

naruto: I love you too sakura-chan. always have, and always will
*naruto and sakura kiss*

*it's over...*
[author note summary: well, the wars over FINNALLY!...well,my verson on how chapter 690 could have ended]
*after sakura, kakashi, naruto, and sasuke seal kaguya*
sakura: hey sasuke?...over here! -waves- wheres naruto?
kakashi: i was going to ask that same thing
sasuke: he said he had one more thing to take care of!.
*after taking care of black zetsu naruto appears*
naruto: we did it! -holds thumb up-
sakura: -grins at naruto- hi naruto.
naruto: hey sakura-chan!.
*hagromo, and the edo hokage show up*
minato: welcome back naruto
naruto: huh?...dad?...OH I HAVE TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR ARMS!
*naruto grows minato back his arms*
naruto: there. now everything's complete -grins and scratches head-
hagoromo: well, i'll send everyone back now-
tobirama: wait...minato?...remember that "surprise" you asked about?
naruto: eh?...a surprise?
*kushina shows up*
kushina: naruto!...i knew you would save the world!
*naruto and kushina hug*
kushina: AND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TO!
minato: happy birthday naruto!. surprise! your mom, and i got to see you change the world!, and turn...um...18 right?
sakura: aw, that's so sweet!
naruto: -eyes water- thank you both! -cries-
*minato, naruto, and kushina group hug*
minato: hey?...why not let that girlfriend of yours join us?
kushina: -gasps- you have a girlfriend now to!?
naruto: well, sakura-chan? want to make it official?
sakura: -blush- yes! -runs into naruto's arms-
*now they all four group hug*
sakura: happy birthday naruto
naruto: thanks sakura-chan! *kisses her forehead*

sakura:-blush-
sasuke: sensei? you said this would be our last mission as a team.
kakashi: yes. our last mission as a team...as student, and sensei...next time if we're teamed up. it'll be as comrade ninja. what? did you expect a tragic ending?
sasuke: -sweatdrop-
*sakura and naruto kiss*

THE END

*fourth of july fireworks*
[author note summary:minato, kushina, naruto, and sakura all watching the fireworks]
naruto: know what i like about fireworks?
sakura: what?
naruto: they're like the stars. magical.like starbursting into pretty lights
sakura: yeah. they're really pretty. enspecially when your with someone you love.
naruto: -blushes-
*they hug*
*lee and gai run past them holding sparklers*
gai: FROM NOW ON THE FOURTH OF JULY SHOULD BE CALLED YOUTH DAY!
lee:WHY'S THAT GAI-SENSEI!?
gai:BECAUSE FIRE WORKS ARE LIKE THE FIREY SPIRIT OF THE SOUL!
lee: THATS A GREAT REASON!
gai/lee: HAPPY YOUTHDAY EVERYONE!!!
minato: those two are really weird
kushina: yeah
*lee runs over and lights a sparkler for sakura*
lee: for you. may both of you have a long youthful romance-runs off-
minato: yikes just a warning naruto...never tick off your girlfriend while she's holding fireworks
-kushina bonks minato on the head-
*naruto, and sakura. minato, and kushina all kiss*
THE END

* more than umeboshi*
[author note summary: sakura haruno's favorite food is umeboshi...naruto uzumaki's is ramen noodles. but, their hearts pine for something more than food could ever give them.]
*pre-timeskip valentines day-naruto/sakura age:12*
*sakura, naruton and sasuke are at the academy*
sakura: sooo sasuke. todays valentines day!
sasuke: hn.
naruto: hey sakura-chan? i made you a card
sakura: -takes it- i'll read it later!
*one day during naruto's three year journey wondering with jiyaia. naruto/sakura age:13*
sakura: *she looked through her old notes. there was an unopened valentines day card she took it, and opened it. it read:
"hi sakura-chan!
i like you more than ramen! happy valentines day
from naruto
p.s sasuke-teme's a jerk. he don't deserve a pretty girl like you."*
sakura: -eyes water- -she clutches it to her chest- why was i so cruel to you?...i was no better than sasuke was...
*timeskip october 16th sweetest day: naruto/sakura age:16*
*naruto had been outside training his rasenshurikan with kakashi for hours sakura braught a basket of umeboshi, and a note tucked inside*
sakura: hey...your training hard i see
naruto: yeah. hi sakura-chan!
sakura: just thought you would like a snack. i made these. -she sat the basket down and walked on.
naruto: THANKS SAKURA-CHAN!
*that night under the stars naruto looks at his note it reads:
hey naruto.
don't wear yourself out...i never told you but, i'm REALLY glad your back. these are my favorite type of foods. i'm sure they'll be good for you to. i love you more than umeboshi
from sakura
p.s take a bite before reading the next part"*
naruto: -takes a bite- eeeh? too salty...and kinda tangy!...-reads the last part-
"p.p.s: you just ate salty plums'. see fruits, and vegtables wont hurt you.!!!"*
*the next day*
sakura: -thinks- oh no...did i write love?, or like? oh goodness...why do i feel like i over did it with the note!?-
-sakura runs in to naruto outside-
naruto: sakura-chan. thanks for the basket of food, and the note. it was all really sweet.
*they hug*
sakura: i meant it with all my heart.
naruto: so, we should definantly be girlfriend/boyfriend.
sakura: well, i do like you more than umeboshi -blushes-
naruto: sakura-chan i love you more than ramen!
sakura: wait...i DID write love?
naruto: yes,. i knew you'd come around someday
*they both start kissing. *
THE END

*picnic*
[author note summary-naruto, and sakura, and minato, and kushina all go on a picnic together]
*the girls are laying out the blanket while the boys lay out the food*
minato: so, naruto. you, and sakura ever plan on getting married?
naruto: i hope so! some day!
kushina: well, you two'll be a great couple! just like us.
sakura: yeah. -smiles- so, what was it like when you two were dating? did you two start out as friends?
kushina: well, to be honest at first i thought minato was obnoxious, and annoying. but, as we got to know eachother we became closer. we weren't on the same team though.
minato: you two are lucky that your on the same team!. i bet you see eachother every day!.
sakura: yeah, . it was kinda like that with us at first. i used to think naruto was obnoxious, and annoying. he's still a goofball but, i love that about him. his personality is so uplifting
naruto: -blush-
kushina: looks like you found a girl like me after all naruto. thats how i feel about minato to.
naruto: see dad? she's got a short fuse to...like you said mom does when she's mad -laughs-
kushina/sakura: YOU SAID WHAT!?
minato: -scratches head, and laughs- it was a joke
sakura:NAAARRRUUUTTTOOO
kushina:MIIINNNAAATTTOOO
*they both try to run. later naruto, and minato are tied to a treee*
minato: comeon why don't we get any?
kushina: you two should have thaught about that before you insult us
sakura: yeah.
naruto: sakura-chaaan
minato:kushina-chaaan
*much later they load up, and walk home*
minato: well, see you two later
kushina: we should all do this again some day.
sakura/naruto: definantly!
*minato, and kushina hug, and kiss*
naruto: i hope we're like them someday
sakura: i believe we already are!
*sakura, and naruto hug, and kiss*
THE END

*chapters' 614-615:my version.*
[author note summary: my spin on chapters' 614-615.]
*after neji blocks hinata who blocks naruto . neji's the one stabbed *
naruto: we need a freaking medic!...SAKURA-CHAN WE NEED YOU NOW!
tsunade: go on ahead.
sakura: -runs out there- what happened naruto?
neji: no...-caughs up blood- its too late
*sakura's using her mystic palm*
neji: hinata's willing to die for you naruto...just like...
*flashback*
hiashi: your father hizashi chose to die...in my place...he felt his destiny was to protect the head of the main branch.
*end*
neji: i guess that was my destiny to...to protect the head of the main branch
hinata: -eyes water-
sakura: the wounds are too deep...
neji: the words you said back during the chuunin exams' freed me from the shackles of my curse
naruto: -eyes water-
*flashback*
neji: losers will always be losers' that will never change.let me just ask you this: why do you try hard to fight against your destiny?
naruto: because i...was called a loser
*end*
naruto: why would you do this for me?
neji:because i...was called a genius. i'm no longer the caged bird.
sakura: hinata, take him to gai-sensei. naruto? me, and you lets go..
*hinata takes neji to gai while naruto, and sakura now decide to fight together against tobito*
tobito: try saying it again!. i thought you were going to save, and protect your friends...
sakura: why don't you can it already!? naruto has saved so, many lives you wouldn't know about. he's rescued the kazekage, saved our village, and, tried to get our old teammate back, and all you guys want to do -eyes water-...all you freaking akatsuki nuts...want to use him for your own selfish reason...i got news for you tobito that's not going to happen!
tobito: -stares wide eyed at sakura- could it be?
sakura: our sensei kakashi told us once...a person who breaks the rules is scum, but one who betrays their comrades are worse than scum
tobito: kakashi?
*flashback*
obito: but to betray your comrade is worse than scum! -runs in the cave to try, and save rin*
*end*
naruto: sakura-chan?
*meanwhile with team gai*
hinata: -crying-sakura-san couldn't save him
lee: -closes eyes- soar high old rival...and friend
*flashback[warning-filler]*
lee: i will be stronger than you -points to neji-
neji: that'll be the day...the hyuugas are strongest.
lee: you just wait!
*end*
gai: -closes eyes- you've accomplished your goal...that's how a shinobi should be
*flashback[warning-filler]*
gai: but, don't you have any goals'? tenten wants to be a sanin like tsunade, lee wants to be a taijutsu sensei like myself.
neji: my goal?.to be noticed, and remembered as a hero
*end*
gai: you wont be forgotten.
tenten: -holds back tears-
*flashback[warning-filler]*
tenten: *is trying to toss kunais' at the tree as target practace*
*neji walks up*
tenten: dang it! i need a better aim!
neji: your getting better at that
tenten: -blush- but, i don't have a byakugan like you, i'm not as strong as lee, or gai-sensei, and i'm not as powerful as lady tsunade!
neji: maybe it's not your destiny to be like them, and you don't need a byakugan to be a good kunoichi. plus even the strongest have their weak moments.
*end*
tenten:-closes eyes as tears stream down- even the weak have their strong moments to.
*meanwhile back to tobito*
maadara: hey!? tobito snap out of it, and fight them already!
naruto: i'll give everyone some of my chakra while theres no event
*naruto gives everyone some chakra*
sakura: well,? why are you just standing there?
maadara: THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW TO! tobito! i will kick your butt too if you don't finish them off!
tobito: -snaps out of it- what have i done? -eyes water-
naruto: -runs back over- -laughs- did you make him cry sakura-chan?
sakura: i'm...not sure
tobito:maadara?
maadara: what now? did you forget the plan already?
tobito: i'm putting you back in the grave where you belong...i had the power to change the world and because of you i was turned into a villan!. but, first...kamui no jutsu!
*naruto, and sakura are in the kamui dimension*
naruto: HEY! GET US OUT OF HERE!
sakura: i think he's...saving us
naruto: -eyes water- but, i wanted to save everyone...i wanted to protect the village -cries- just like the fourth hokage...my father.
sakura: naruto. sometimes...it's okay to let others do things for you, and protect YOU for a change.
*they hug*
*back to tobito*
maadara: GREAT TRAP! now we can get them inside
tobito: no,EVERYONE YOU HAVE TO ATTACK US AT ONCE !
maadara: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
tobito: protecting my sensei's village
kakashi: wait...that's...
tobito: the ninetails was sealed into the son of my sensei...minato namikaze...the fourth hokage...i'm putting YOU back in the grave maadara.
kakashi: -sweatdrop- yup...that's obito.
*back in kamui*
*sakura, and naruto kiss*
THE END

*beauty has a darkside*
[authornote summary: Road To Ninja universe-sasuke uchiha's a player. but, he loves giving pretty girls' roses, his charm is to good to turn down...but, not for two girls' who have their eyes, or heart set on menma namikaze.  sidenote:i think this is the sasuke sasusaku fans' see...but, they forgot one small detail!.]
*menma, and sakura just got done eating at ichiraku*
sakura: we can sit, and watch the stars.
*meanwhile sasuke is handing out roses*
sasuke: hello ino. a rose for a pretty girl like you. -hands her one-
ino: thank you sasuke-kun -blushes and takes the rose-
sasuke: hinata. -hands her a rose- for you.you, and the rose have bloomed nicely
hinata: -blush, then takes the rose, and stomps on it- THAT'LL BE YOU IF YOU KEEP BOTHERING ME UCHIHA! -flicks his nose, and walks off-
sasuke: -smiles- why can't i find a girl like that? *sees sakura, and menma sitting on a bench watching the stars, and talking he goes over and hands her a rose*
sasuke: hello!. a rose for a beautiful cherry blossom
sakura: -rolls eyes- i'm on a date sasuke. annoy me later.
sasuke: ok...tomorros a new day sakura-chan -winks, and walks off-
sakura: out of all the girls in the village i'm the one he has a crush on.
menma: well, he'll take a hint someday., lets just enjoy tonight.i guess we both are unlucky. a stalkerish yandere has a crush on me, and a player has a crush on you.
sakura: but, we're lucky to have eachother.
*the next day sakura hears a knock on the door, and opens it*
sasuke: would you like to hangout? -hands rose to her- we can get to know eachother
sakura: -snaps the rose in two- -slams the door in his face-
sasuke: -blushes- ah, tsunderes.
*a few days later sakura, and menma are training outside when sasuke walks up*
menma: -sighs- will you leave us alone sasuke?
sasuke: -hands sakura a rose- every rose has it's thorn. but, every thorn has a brightside
menma: then i guess beauty has a darkside?
sakura: -gets out a kunai, tries to stab sasuke but he dodges-
menma: now you get the picture? you, and hinata would make a good match.-
-sasuke walks away-
*menma, and sakura hug, and kiss*
THE END

*dimension hopping*
[author note summary-my take on what could have happened when kaguya sends sasuke, and naruto to another universe.sasuke's in the desert like dimension...but, naruto's shifting through space, and time! side note: after this i'll come up with an omake for the road to ninja characters!.]
*sakura notices the naruto clone poof when kaguya shifted reality*
sakura: oh no...NARUTO!
kakashi: did she send them to another dimension
obito: i guess it's the three of us against kaguya!
sakura: shouldn't we find naruto first?
kakashi: i think i have an idea...obito go find the dimension rin is in, it's time for team minato to shine once more!
obito: okay, first i have to get sasuke before the portal closes
sakura: i don't care where sasuke is. just find naruto!
*dimension-1:road to ninjaverse*
naruto: where am i?...-looks at the monuement- how'd i get back here?
voice in the distance:MENMA I SEE YOU WITH MY BYAKUGAN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
naruto: oh crap...it's yandere hinata -poofs to ichiraku notices RTN sakura, and menma[RTN naruto]
srtnsakura/menma: waw!
naruto: so, thats my counterpart...by the way menma...hinata's looking for you...literally
rtnsakura: oh no!.
menma: -sweatdrop- i keep forgetting she uses her byakugan to spy on us.
*doors crash open*
rtnhinata: i knew you were here!...YOU CAN'T TRICK ME WITH THAT SHADOW CLONE! -points to naruto-
naruto: actually i'm not from this timeline. i have to find a way back. i'm naruto.
rtnsakura: oh so YOUR naruto. neat! did alternate universe me come to?
naruto: no.
menma: i can help you get back to your time if you want. hinata? take care of the bill for us eh?
*naruto, menma, and rtnsakura walk out*
teuchi: that will be $25 ryu.
rtnhinata: -gets red faced- MENMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!-thinks- you can't hide forever menma-kun...or at all-
*back to naruto, menma, and rtnsakura*
*sees rtnneji, and rtn lee run past them*
girl:-chasing after them- GIVE ME BACK MY BRA! DIDN'T THE HOKAGE TELL YOU TO STOP STEALING UNDERCLOTHS FROM THE GIRLS BATH HOUSE!
rtnsakura: those two never learn!
*meanwhile back to the origional timeline*
*obito comes out of the portal with rin, and sasuke*
obito: good news-i found out each castle is actually a portal to another dimension. bad news: naruto's not in any of them.
sakura: grrr -to kaguya- BRING BACK NARUTO!
kaguya: -laughs- reality shift jutsu!
*dimension-2- magical girl naruko*
naruto: dang it it shifted again?
*naruto notices in the distance what looks like a female version of gai, and lee*
naruto: what in the heck!?
*they hold up their pompoms'*
leah:Y
gaia:O
leah:U
gaia:T
leah:H
gaia/leah: GOOO TEAM YOUTH!
*now they hug*
leah: YOU ARE THE ONLY SENSEI WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!
gaia: YOU ARE THE ONLY STUDENT I CAN UNDERSTAND
gaia/leah: READY. SET. GOOO TEAM GAIA! -they run off-
naruto: that was the weirdest thing i have ever seen!.
female voice: yeah...they do that alot.
*naruto turns around and sees his sexy jutsu counterpart*
naruto: -thinks- i stand corrected...now THAT is creepy-
naruko: heeey...your my male jutsu counterpart!
naruto: -blinks- i'm from an alternate timeline. i need to get back to help sasuke seal kaguya!
naruko: maybe sasuki can help you out! or sakea.
naruto: -thinks- so, in this version the genders' are reversed. so, that must mean instead of two guys, and a girl...its two girls one guy on a team-
*something ruffles the bushes*
naruto: sounds-
naruko: -sighs- -whines- not again!! *goes and pulls someone out by the hair*
hiroshi: -grins, and scratches head- hi naruko-san
naruto: -thinks- the male hinata?
naruko: for the last time. STOP SPYING ON ME, OR I WILL SEAL YOUR BYAKUGAN MYSELF gosh your such a weirdo! -she sends hiroshi flying- sorry about that.
naruto: -thinks- aaand my counterpart's a tsundere.
*they go find sakea*
sakea: hi naruko-chan!
naruko: hey. wheres sasuki? this -points to naruto- is naruto from another timeline
*sasuki glomps sakea*
naruto: -bursts out laughing- the female sasuke!
sakea: -pushes sasuki off, and stands up- she's in yandere mode when naruko's around.
sasuki: but sakea-kuuun!
naruto: -still laughing-
sakea: for the last time. i'm dating naruko
sasuki: hn.
naruto: -stops laughing-
sasuki: hey. -walks up to naruto-
naruko: she's such a flirt
sakea: and thats our teammate -sweatdrop-
sasuki: so, you got a girlfriend? -blushes-
naruto: yeah, sakura haruno
sasuki: WHAAAT!
naruko: -points to sasuki- AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even in a shounen you STILL loose.
sakea: my counterparts a female?
naruto: this is a shoujo?
naruko: sure is! i'm magical girl naruko...the best kunoichi in konoha dattebayne!
naruto: i'm a shinobi. dattebayo
naruko: anyway. this naruto needs to get back to his own timeline!
sakea: did you get here by genjutsu?
naruto: i have no idea. the villian. kaguya keeps shifting the reality everywhere i go!.
*back to kaguya's dimension rin, kakashi, sakura, and sasuke finnally sealed the zetsu, and kaguya*
sakura: now, we can find naruto!
obito: okay, lets get rin back to her dimension, then we'll stop by konoha, and get minato to help us find naruto
sakura: why can't we find naruto first?
obito: because i don't know what dimension he's in
rin: wait! i can help you all if you want. he has the ninetails right?
obito: yes.
rin: since i have the three-tails' i can use that chakra to sense where the nine-tails is.
*they get to the konoha dimension*
minato: did you seal kaguya?
kakashi: yes, by working as a team
rin: hi sensei
tobirama: i never should have told anyone about edo tensai.
hashirama: then why did you?
tobirama: well, i thought it would be used rarely, and only in emergancy. i didn't know villians' would be dumb enough to use it...but, of course i never viewed maadara as a smart person
obito: i'll awaken the fifth hokage. she can help us to.
*obito gets tsunade, and they meet up with the others*
tobirama: lady tsunade? when all this is over ban edo tensai, and I.T. it's only to be used by kage, and jonin.
tsunade: how long?
tobirama: untill people realize jutsus' are not toys'
sakura: CAN WE FIND NARUTO ALREADY!
*they ALL go search for naruto*
*dimension-a*
sakura: naruto!?
lucy/natsu: this is fairy tale!
*deminsion-b*
sasuke: naruto?
kenshin: this is the ruouruni kenshin verse. that it is.
*dimension-c*
tsunade: naruto?
ryoko: tenchi universe! -takes a sip of her drink-
tsunade: hey?...is that sake?
ryoko: yes.
tsunade: can i have some?
ryoko: -gives her a bottle of sake-
tsunade: thanks i'll drink that later!
*dimension-c*
sakura: naruto? you in here?
utena: wrong show. utena: revolutionary girl!
*dimension-d*
sasuke: naruto?
mamorou: no. this is the sailor moon realm!
*dimension-e*
*sasuke goes into another one*
sasuke: naruto?
al/ed: this is fullmetal alchemist.
sasuke: your as short as naruto back in the genin days -points to ed-
ed:grrr WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE?!
al: thats not what he said .
*back in the astral plabe where they all met up last time*
sakura: we keep going into other anime.
*meanwhile back to naruto in the naruko-verse*
sasuki: okay, i'll open the portal to the astral plane. that should help you find your way.
naruto: great!.but, isn't there several levels of the astral plane?
sasuki:yes-
naruko: just use sage mode, sense where you need to be, and teleport there! it's a snap!
naruto: thanks everyone! -runs off into the portal
sasuki: why do you always get to explain things?
naruko: i'm the main character duh.
*meanwhile naruto goes into sage mode. back to the group*
tsunade: wait...i can sense his aura
sakura: NARUTO ARE YOU HERE!?
rin: -giggles-
*back to naruto*
naruto: sakura-chan's here?.
sakura: i sure hope this works...-closes eyes- -telepathically- naruto? we're here. we finnally sealed kaguya
naruto: -closes eyes- -telepathically- thats great sakura-chan.
*naruto teleports to them*
naruto: hey guys!
minato: of course...sage mode.
*they go back to thekonoha dimension*
tobirama: i'll get everyone else out of I.T
rin: well, i have to go back to my dimension.
obito: i'm comming to!
naruto: obito. it was cool of you to help us all out.thank you.
obito: it's the least i can do to make up for causing this war in the first place
naruto: so, sasuke. when are going to do something useful?
sasuke: hn
sakura: -laughs-
minato: it was nice seeing my team work together again one last time.
-obito, and rin leave-
tobirama: -comes back- okay, i also erased their memories so, they wont remember what they saw during the jutsu.
-hashirama, and tobirama leave-
minato: sakura? make sure you keep him out of trouble -winks-
sakura: i will protect him. it's a promise of a lifetime!
naruto: -blush- -eyes water- tell mom i say hi
minato: i will.
naruto: -hangs head-
-minato leaves-
tsunade: naruto?
naruto: yes?
tsunade: you just earned the tittle of 6th hokage.
naruto: YES! MY DREAMS CAME TRUE!!!
*naruto, and sakura hug and kiss*
THE END

*sakura's birthday *
[author note summary- lee, and naruto compete on who can get the best birthday gift for sakura also: I need ideas for new omakes' lol]
*at the training grounds*
naruto: its sakura-chan's birthday today.
lee: i will buy her the best gifts!
naruto: eh? i'll buy her even better gifts!
lee: let us turn it into a competition...and let sakura-san decide on whoes gifts' she likes better!
*they run off to buy stuff meanwhile sakura's helping ino in the flower shop*
ino: so, what are you doing for your birthday?
sakura: i'm not sure
*lee, and naruto run in*
lee: happy birthday sakura-san
naruto: happy birthday sakura-chan
lee: we came to shower you with presents. here's a card
naruto: here's a musical card!
sakura: thanks you two.
lee: i ordered you pink cupcakes!
naruto: i ordered you a large pink cake!
*they set the treats on the table*
ino: are you two tryng to "one up" the other?
lee: i got you a rose!-hands it to her-
naruto: i got you a bouquete! -hands it to her-
lee: i got you a small box of chocolates!
naruto: well, i got you a large box of chocolates!
sakura: guys my birthday's not a competition!
lee: -holds out a ticket- i got you two tickets to an expensive restaraunt!
naruto: -holds up two tickets* i got two tickets to the spring festival!
ino: -thinks- why don't guys ever compete for my attention like that?-
lee/naruto: whoes gifts do you like better!?
sakura: i like both of your gifts' equally
naruto: but, who wins the competition?
sakura: i don't want to pick favorites...ino who wins the competition?
ino: i guess naruto.
sakura: looks like naruto won -smiles-
lee: congratulations my youthful rival, and friend!. i will just have to try harder next year *runs out*
sakura: well, -holds up restaraunt tickets- naruto? wanna go out?
naruto: yes -smiles-
sakura: then when the festival comes we can go together to.
*they hug, and kiss*
THE END

*filler: NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY*
[author;s note summary: i've always wonder what konohamaru's team would be like. since they're twelve in shippuuden it'll be set in that timeline]
*konohamaru's in lady tsunade's office*
konohamaru: no fair! how come naruto's team got a high rank mission, and we never get any
tsunade: naruto, and his team, are not on a mission as of now. the village needs reparing so, everyone's working on that. why don't you go help with that?
konohamaru: -whines- i only got to show off my rasengan once!. and that was during the invasion!
tsunade: naruto taught you the rasengan!
shizune: -giggles- he sure idolizes naruto.
konohamaru: yeah! wanna see?
tsunade: why don't you go, and show naruto how strong you are now?
konohamaru: will you think up a mission for us? pleaaase
tsunade: alright!
konohamaru: YAY! -runs out-
shizune: i thought we were letting everyone rest for the rest of the year?
tsunade: we are...-looks at the new databook- everyone sure has grown, and changed
shizune: yeah. it's almost the 10th of october.
tsunade: yes...-gasps- I HAVE AN IDEA! why didn't i think of this sooner?. first i need to talk to ebisu, iruka, and kakashi
shizune: okay, i'll go get them -walks out-
*outside naruto, and sakura are talking to konohamaru*
naruto: hey konohamaru.
sakura: hi konohamaru.
konohamaru: hi naruto, hi sakura! guess what! i asked lady tsunade to give my team a mission...are you two going out?
sakura: why do always ask us that?
konohamaru: you two are always together when i see you. ever since your genin days'...anyway so, lady tsunade said she'd think about it if i come out here...think she will?
sakura: -giggles-
naruto: i think she just wanted you to stop bugging her for a mission.
konohamaru: -whines- AW MAN I'LL NEVER GET TO BE HOKAGE not unless i get a reall mission!
sakura:-teasing- now who does that sound like? -pokes naruto-
naruto: sometimes i wonder if i ever will...hopefully they'll consider it after i saved the village.
sakura: but, your not a chuunin yet.
*a messanger walks up*
messanger: konohamaru? lady tsunade wants to see you in her office.
konohamaru: YAY! -runs off-
messanger: amazing work saving the village naruto
naruto: -blinks- thanks
-messanger walks off-
naruto: i'm not used to the villagers being this nice...when this all blows over will i go back to being hated?
sakura: no, of course not! everyone sees as you as a hero now.
*in tsunade's office moegi, ebisu, and udon are there as well as tsunade, and shizune holding her pig ton ton*
tsunade: you can all thank konohamaru for bugging me to come up with an idea for a mission. how would you all like a super secret mission!
konohamaru: YEEEAH! AWSOME!
moegi: THANKS KONOHAMARU!
udon: -sniff-
tsunade: udon i have some medicinal herbs that will help you with your allergies. but, anyway. you all know the tenth is coming up. you three are going to help ebisu, iruka, and kakashi plan a party for naruto
ebisu: it'll be in the stadium. BUT! he can't know about it
konohamaru: -whines- i wanted a real mission
shizune: YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR A MISSION FOR HALF A YEAR, AND WHINE WHEN ONE ISN'T AS BIG AS NARUTO'S TEAM. YOU'LL TAKE WHATEVER MISSION SHE GIVES YOU!!!.
konohamaru: eh?...well, if it's for naruto I'M IN!
*october 10th*
naruto: *at ichiraku's* where is everyone??
*he goes back home where sakura is*
sakura: i came to give you something...happy birthday naruto -gives him a cupcake-
naruto: thanks sakura-chan. where is everyone?. i knew i'd be forgotten again
sakura: i'm sure that's not it
*they hug as konohamaru runs up*
konohamaru: UH HUH! SO YOU TWO ARE GOING OUT!
sakura: what!
naruto: hey konohamaru
konohamaru: you two have to come to the stadium!
naruto: i don't feel like it...*he goes inside*
sakura: he thinks everyone forgot him again on his birthday.
*flashback*
tsunade: now you go, and get him to come here!
konohamaru: well, what if he don't want to come.
tsunade: then tell him...
*end*
konohamaru: but, your old teammate's back in town!
sakura: sasuke-kun?
*naruto runs out*
naruto: sasuke's back?
konohamaru: yeah!
naruto: wait...why's sasuke at the stadium?, and why would he ask you to come, and tell me when he could have come here?
konohamaru: -thinks- well, that backfired. he's smarter now-. well...some weird team of ninja were there
sakura/naruto: TEAM TAKA!?
konohamaru: um...yeah!
naruto: -glares- he better not be trying to destroy the village! -runs off-
konohamaru: um...whats going on i thought he'd be happy
sakura: if he came alone yes...come on!
*sakura runs off, they all three takes off to the stadium*
naruto: -bursts the door open- SASUKE! I'M GOING TO-
everyone: SURPRIIISE!
naruto: eh?
konohamaru: -laughs- i only said that so you'll come here! it's your surprise birthday party!
all:HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!
sakura: konohamaru?...in the future. never joke about sasuke being in the village
naruto: so...i wasn't forgotten?
tsunade: come sit here -pulls naruto up on the stand to sit in a chair- in honor of naruto's birthday, and him saving the village i the fith hokage declare every october the tenth...the naruto festival! for saving our village
naruto: -blush- but,...is this a dream?
sakura: no, you deserve it.
iruka: -hands naruto a chuunin vest- your now a chuunin...you graduated from being a genin.
naruto: but, i never finished the chuunin end battle
neji: we can finish it now if you want.
naruto: but,-
sakura: come on naruto! your dreams are slowly coming true...open your eyes! our dream is NOW!. your acknowledeged by the whole village!
naruto: it took saving the village?...-eyes water- i see it now!...wait "our dream"?
sakura: i always supported you. ever since our genin days.
naruto: s-sakura-chan.
konohamaru: your one step closer to being hokage!.
naruto: -cries- thank you...everyone! -takes the vest-
konohamaru: put it on!
*naruto puts on the chuunin vest*
naruto: but, i still want to finish our match neji!
neji: we already have...you win.
naruto: no i mean-
sakura: NARUTO! will you just once let people who care about you show you how much you mean to them?
naruto: -smiles-
konohamaru: now will you answer one thing you two keep avoiding? are you two a couple
sakura: no we're not
naruto: eh?..,i thought we were!
all: WHAAAT!
sakura: we're an equal.
naruto: -eyes light up, and smiles-
all: AWWW!
sakura: hey earth?
naruto: yes heaven-chan?
sakura: know what heaven, and earth make together? when they collide?
iruka: oh yeah i remember that...they must've found the answer by now!
naruto: aw man! not another test!
all: -laughs-
*flashback*
*plaque on the wall reads: If you do not possess Heaven, gain knowledge and be prepared. If you do not possess Earth, run through the field and seek strength. If you open both Heaven and Earth scrolls, dangerous paths turn into safe ones. This is the secret of something. It shall lead you on your way.
iruka: the "heaven" in this paragraph referrs to the human mind, and "earth" referrs to the human body if it's wisdom you lack earth can bring you back. for example NARUTO you lack brain
sakura: -snickers-
iruka: gain knowledge and prepare yourself for missions if you lack earth. so, if sakura's weakness is stamina it means you must continue to train hard., and if you have both heaven, and earth you succeed in dangerous missions
*shows sasuke*
*end*
iruka: waw...many never remember little details like that!
naruto: was heaven, and earth a foreshadow?
all: YEEES!
iruka: you see, with out the brain: the body can't function, and will shut down, without the body: the brain will strain to try, and keep the nervous system from shutting down...but even it shuts down from exhaustion...the earth needs the heaven, and the heaven needs the earth...
iruka:well,...when heaven, and earth both connect what do you get?
lee: YOUTH!?
neji: chaos?
tenten: oxygen?
hinata: um...s-spirit?
shino: emotions?
kiba: thoughts?
aukemaru: AWRF!
choji: food?
ino: more questions than answers?
shikamaru: a challenge that requiors strategy?
moegi: fun!?
udon: anticipation?
konohamaru: energy?
sai: soul?
iruka: well, your all right!... but, it all links to one answer.
naruto: death?
sakura: no, life!. heaven, and earth as one is life!.
iruka: now here's another part of that. now, that heaven, and earth collide there are two stages of life. if darkness is chaos that lowers your desires. what is light that will help you reach higher
naruto: -whines- NOT ANOTHER ONE!
tsunade: it's something we all need. something that could bring world peace.
naruto: love?
iruka: and you got it!
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

*nothing is what it seems*
[author note summary: the SSfsns',invite sakura, and sasuke upon SS twilight, and NH fans' invite naruto, and hinata upon SS love boat...well, they're each in for a surprise, and in the end...a even bigger shock happens...we'll see who is endgame]
*friday*
naruto: i can't believe we have to do this
sasuke:i know...-sighs- lets get this over with
naruto: could be worse...we could've got an invite from ss yaoi from sasunaru fans
*they both shudder and go left:ss twilight right:ss love boat*
*ssfans cheer when sasuke, and sakura walk in*
sakura:why are we here sasuke-kun?
sasuke:these weirdos' invited us
sasuke fangirls: can i have your autograph?, no i want it, -they all argue-
*nhfans cheer when hinata, and naruto appear*
hinata fanbrat:OMG hinata! your sooo cute!
hinata: -blushes- t-thank you...naruto-kun? i'm glad we came together b-but why are we here?
naruto:they invited us.
hinata:oh...-blushes-
hinata fanboy:aw she's so shy.
hinata fangirl: duh she's with naruto
nhfans:AWWW
*hinata's blushing , and naruto looks confused*
:ss twilight:
sasuke:so, why did you want us both to come?
ssfan: because you love sakura!
sasuke: no i don't
ssfan: do to
sasuke: do not
ssfan: do to!
sakura: -looks confused-
sauske: how do YOU know who i love? or if i love anyone at all?
ssfan: kishi said so
ssfan2: pluuus sakura still loves you...she calls you sasuke-kun
sakura: that's just what friends in japan do...and how do you even know that?
ssfan:we read the translated manga scans!
sasuke: is that even legal?
ssfan: so? cannabis is becomming legal in california!
sakura: did you just compare us to a plant?
ssfans': NO!
sasuke: these fanbrats are annoying
sakura: i know...they still think i'm that twelve year old girl who had a crush on you sasuke-kun
sasuke:-blinks-...that's really creepy...or they think your hinata
:ss"love boat":
naruto:why did i have to come? your all more hinata fans'.
nhfan:because you love her, she loves you -sings the looove boat-
hinata: y-you do?...-blush- w-well, i admire you n-naruto-kun b-but -faints-
nhfans:AWWW!
nhfan: kiss her and wake her up. like sleeping beauty
naruto: eh? -blushes-
nhfan:aw he's blushing to!
*naruto helps hinata up*
naruto: man! these people are crazy...sakura's the one i love guys!.
nhfan: hinata's nicer
hinata: -blush-
naruto: sakura's nice to.
hinata: yes, s-sakura-san's v-very nice.
*later on sstwilight*
sasuke: i have to get out of here!
sakura: you mean we?
sasuke: no...they're pretty much ignoring you!
sakura: -hangs head--thinks- where are you naruto?
*on ss"love boat"*
naruto: sasuke-teme better not make sakura-chan upset
hinata: -sits quietly thinking-
naruto: i'm stuck with the awkward girl -thinks- sakura-chan...don't let sasuke get to you-
*sstwilight*
sasuke: i'm jumping ship! *tries to unlock the door* they locked us in this room!
sakura: -tries to open window- the window wont budge either. -tries to break the glass- it's maxiglass!
sasuke: guess we're stuck here...together...all weekend
sakura:-sites down- if naruto were here he could probabbly use his sage mode, and unlock the door, or break the glass
sasuke: yeah...he'd probabbly break the whole ship
*both laugh*
sakura: remember that time he got stuck in a trap, and was hanging upside down?
sasuke: yeah...that dobe was an idiot...but, he was our "idiot"
sakura: yeah.
sasuke: he kissed me twice...both times were an accident.
sakura: *laughs*
sasuke: i don't know why you ever liked me. compared to naruto i'm so...boring.
sakura: -smiles- yeah...he's changed alot since then. going from the village idiot to the village's hero
*outside the door*
ssfan: -gasp- they're laughing, and talking!
*on ss"love boat*
hinata: -blushes staring at naruto-
naruto: -sneezes-
hinata: bless you n-naruto-kun
naruto: thank you. hinata-san. you know...your so quiet that it's actually relaxing in here!.
voice outside the door: I THINK HE COMPLIMENTED HER
hinata: -blushes, and giggles-
naruto: they're really noisey out there. do they think i don't know they're right outside the door listening when they yell like that?
hinata: -uses byakugan- n-naruto-kun? why are they listening to us?
naruto: i don't know. they say they're a fan of MY series yet act like YOUR the main character.
hinata: -blushes- i-i'm s-sure they like you to
naruto: no...the sasusaku ship only support sasuke, and the naruhina ship only supports you. you know...when i was on my three year training pervy sage-i mean jiraiya-sensei told me that in his book. the main character falls in love with another supporting female character
hinata: t-that's interesting
naruto: but, the real secret wasn't who he ends up with -closes eyes- it was how he did it -open eyes-
hinata: -smiles- h-how did h-he do it?
naruto: he never told me that part. he said when the time comes i'll know the answer...then he ran off to do "research" AGAIN leaving me to train alone
hinata:h-he sounded like he would have been interesting...m-maybe you'll find your answer someday -blushes-
nh fans outside: THEY'RE HAVING A CONERSATION! BET THEY'LL KISS AFTER
hinata: -blushes-
naruto: man! they are so troublesome! what a drag...sounds like something shikamaru would say.
hinata: -smiles- you know what my cousin would day?
naruto: what?
hinata: it's their destiny to be annoying
naruto: -bursts out laughing-
hinata: -giggles-
nh fan outside:NOW THEY'RE LAUGHING, AND TELLING JOKES!
*saturday*
*sstwilight*
sasuke: -tries to slice the maxi glass- -sighs-
sakura: it may not be a great idea to break the window.
sasuke: AW MAN WE'RE ON THE SEA!
*hears laughter outside the door*
sasuke: they were listening this whole time!
sakura: you know...lady tsunade told me once...she didn't know she felt anything for jiraiya untill he came back into town
sasuke: huh? -sits down to listen-
sakura: she was going to confess her feelings enventually but, it became to late. we share the same fear of loosing the one we love...she's had it happen so many times...i almost lost naruto a few times
sasuke: yeah...naruto is always there for everyone it's annoying but, deep down you can't help but, be glad he's there
sakura: -smiles- yeah....whats this? -gets a laptop off the shelf-
sasuke: a laptop
sakura: i know what it IS. -turns it on- i bet they forgot, and left it in here. -gasps- sites dedicated to us!
sasuke: -sits by her, and looks-
sakura: fanart, fanfiction, fansites, fanforums!...wait...shipping wars: when arguments, and debates between fandoms' of an anime, or other fictional couple
sasuke: well, apparently we're fake in their world -rolls eyes-
sakura: look theres itasaku...
sasuke: you like my brother?
sakura: no!
sakura: there's inosaku
sasuke: -laughs-aahahaahahhahaahhahahaah! you got put with a girl
sakura: i wouldn't laugh...theres sasunaru
sasuke: WHAAAT!
sakura: -laughs- you got put with a boy
sasuke: there's us. sasusaku
sakura: you know we would make a really crappy couple. there's naruhina...that wouldn't last long i don't think shy hinata can handle loud naruto
sasuke: yeah. whats that? -points to another list-
sakura: the anti-index. ships to hate, and troll on...well, thats mean
sasuke: see if there are any ships we can laugh at
sakura: -reads -eyes widen-...oh my gosh...we DO have one.
sasuke: -reads- there's only two...sakukarin, and-
sakura:narusaku -reads the narusaku pile- -gasps- -reads the build up thread- look at this!
sasuke: a build up of all the times you, and naruto bonded....check out all the fics', and fanart! you two have the most romantic ship in the series!
sakura: looks like it.

sasuke: your, and mine are so...check ours
sakura: -checks sasusaku fanarts', and pics- forced?
sasuke: angsty...you know...full of suspense, and drama...try naruhina
sakura: -looks through naruhins pics, fanart-
sasuke/sakura: platonic!
*ss"love boat*
*hinata, and naruto are also looking on a laptop. they looked through naruhina, now they're looking through narusaku*
naruto: waw this thread is a compilation, of sakura, and i, and how we've bonded through the years
hinata: -smiles- i-if we don't end up together i hope you end up with her. s-she seems to really care about you, and you care about her.
naruto: care?...i'm going for love...
*simutaniously sakura, and naruto look and see a famous manga 663 pic. the CPR scene*
sakura/naruto: -both blush-
*sstwilight*
sasuske: -jokingly- waw you must really love him
sakura: i was d-doing my job t-they put that in!
sasuke:oh your actions sure don't say "just CPR"
*ss"love boat*
naruto: -eyes water- that's...amazing...she supports my dream
hinata: -blush- she's a great medic ninja...i-i'm sorry i couldn't save you myself -hangs head-
naruto: s-sakura-chan -smiles-
hinata: -uses her byakugan to see through the door- they're gone! naruto-kun...rasengan the door down
naruto: of course why didn't i think of that!
*sstwilight*
sakuke: i'm gonna chidori the door down!
sakura: wait! what if they're still outside the door trying to listen?
sasuke: then they'll get hit to...
*simutaniously*
naruto/sasuke: RASENGAN/CHIDORI!
*both sips' door blast off*
sasuke: noone's out there see?
*the two run out*
ssfan: they escaped! after them!
sasuke: -uses sharingan to hypnotize everyone in a trance-
*the ssfans' fall to the ground asleep*
*ss"loveboat"*
nhfan: HE BROKE OUR DOOR DOWN! GET HIM, TIE HIM UP, SO HE WONT LEAVE!
hinata: -blocks naruto-
nhfan: aw she's protecting him
all:AWWW
nhfan2:get him hinata! don't let your love stray, and escape!
hinata: -blushes-
nhfans: AWWW
hinata: -closes eyes--thinks- just this once...can i not be annoying to naruto-kun...neji? what do i do? -someone grabs naruto behinde hinata, and ties him up-
hinata:n--opens eyes-naruto-kun!
naruto: hey! your all not even my fans' why should i be here?
nhfan:we're going to force you, and hinata to get married!
naruto: your WHAT! -struggles-
hinata: -blushes- i-i don't think i'm ready for that yet
*sstwilight sakura's stirring the boat while sasuke keeps everyone in a trance she stops on an island*
*sakura runs off and sasuke does to*
*the boat slides off into the sea*
sasuke: i think we sank their ship
sakura: -looks at a sighn- oh...no
sasuke:-looks- sasusaku island?...oh no this must have been where we were going!.
a fan:-notices sasuke, and sakura. they're here!
-a mob grabs them, puts them on another ship-
sasuke: great. nice going sakura they caught us again
sakura: sasuke? shut up.
*the fans pull off their masks*
fan:we are ssyaoi
sasuke: oh no! its the sasunaru fandom!
snfan: we will find naruto, and force you two to get married...sasuke
sasuke/sakura: WHAT!
*ss"love boat"*
hinata: b-but naruto-kun, and i don't want to get married -blushes-
nhfan:HEY! thats not naruto! its a puppet he uses a substitution jutsu!
hinata: -sighs in reliefe-
nhfan: don't worry hinata we'll bring him back to you!
*they go look for him*
naruto: -in the corner puts down the disquise/invisible cloak- glad my old pranks still work -laughs and scratches head-
hinata: -smiles, and blushes-
*suddenly the ship crashes into something*
nhfan:oh no..it's...ss...yaoi?
snfan:there's still hope for our ship...yours is sinking!
*naruto, and hinata get on the ship*
nhfan:nooo they escaped!
sakura: NARUTO!
naruto:SAKURA-CHAN!
sasuke:hinata right?
hinata: yes...your sasuke right?
sasuke:sadly...yes
snfan:now it is time for the wedding
naruto: what wedding?
sasuke: naruto WHY did you come on HERE? we were going to get off THERE!
naruto: huh? -confused-
sasuke: this is ssyaoi...shippers of sasunaru
naruto: OH NO NOT AGAIN!
snfan: tie up the girls' so, they wont try, and stop us!
sakura: tie me up, and you'll get to see atlantis!
naruto: WAIT! -transforms into a female-
naruko: bet you change your mind huh everyone?
snfan:even better! you can stay like that if you want to naruto
*naruto changes back*
naruto:i bet half of you don't know what yaoi means
sasuke: or homophobe
*an sn fan tries to tie sakura up but she punches them into the sea but, they tie hinata up*
hinata: -cries-
sakura: -thinks-ok...kishi the next time you turn me into -points to hinata- THAT i'm haunting your dreams CHA!-
*suddenly an airship comes*
sakura: is THAT a plane?
naruto: it looks like a space ship
sn: AW MAN!-whines- why do they ruin all the fun?
*the ship on the sea*
sakura: heaven, and earth?...i saw that on a laptop on the sstwilight
naruto: me to on ss"love boat"
*sakura, and naruto escape, and get on the ship, and it lifts off*
sasuke: HEY YOU FORGOT US!
hinata: now i know how shino feels.
hinata: h-how will we escape?
snfan:don't worry we'll put you two on a crack ship
sasuke: whats that?
sn: no one really knows. all we know is it's a ship.
*sasuke, and hinata are now on another ship*
shfans:there they are! we're sasuhina fanshippers!...and today...we force you two to get married!
hinata: b-b-but i don't want to
sasuke:gggrrr AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIIIN!
*then THAT ship crashes into a ship*
*a member kidnaps sasuke*
skfan: you better be glad we exsit!
karin: hi sasuke!

sasuke: okay whats karin doing here, and what ship is this?
karin: i'ed rather not discuss it
suigetsu: HI SASUKE!
sk: we're the sasukarin ship!
sasuke: hey? atleast i'm with team taka.wait...we're not going to be forced to get married are we?
skfan: no.
karin: aw man!
*ssh&e*
nsfan: we're all narusaku shippers...not just shippers but supporters.
naruto: so this is the only ship that supports both of us?
ns: well...yes in paring wise. but, i'm sure non-shippers support you two also.
*naruto, and sakura hug*
naruto: wait...did we forget something?
sakura: i'm sure sasuke'll be fine
*naruto, and sakura kiss*
*hinata does eventually make it back to konoha *
THE END