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[narusaku256]

Yeah...that dobe is surprisingly smart! That makes up for it! Thank you for implementing the idea btw

Edited by narusaku256, 16 August 2014 - 07:40 PM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*nothing is what it seems*
[author note summary: the SSfsns',invite sakura, and sasuke upon SS twilight, and NH fans' invite naruto, and hinata upon SS love boat...well, they're each in for a surprise, and in the end...a even bigger shock happens...we'll see who is endgame]
*friday*
naruto: i can't believe we have to do this
sasuke:i know...-sighs- lets get this over with
naruto: could be worse...we could've got an invite from ss yaoi from sasunaru fans
*they both shudder and go left:ss twilight right:ss love boat*
*ssfans cheer when sasuke, and sakura walk in*
sakura:why are we here sasuke-kun?
sasuke:these weirdos' invited us
sasuke fangirls: can i have your autograph?, no i want it, -they all argue-
*nhfans cheer when hinata, and naruto appear*
hinata fanbrat:OMG hinata! your sooo cute!
hinata: -blushes- t-thank you...naruto-kun? i'm glad we came together b-but why are we here?
naruto:they invited us.
hinata:oh...-blushes-
hinata fanboy:aw she's so shy.
hinata fangirl: duh she's with naruto
nhfans:AWWW
*hinata's blushing , and naruto looks confused*
:ss twilight:
sasuke:so, why did you want us both to come?
ssfan: because you love sakura!
sasuke: no i don't
ssfan: do to
sasuke: do not
ssfan: do to!
sakura: -looks confused-
sauske: how do YOU know who i love? or if i love anyone at all?
ssfan: kishi said so
ssfan2: pluuus sakura still loves you...she calls you sasuke-kun
sakura: that's just what friends in japan do...and how do you even know that?
ssfan:we read the translated manga scans!
sasuke: is that even legal?
ssfan: so? cannabis is becomming legal in california!
sakura: did you just compare us to a plant?
ssfans': NO!
sasuke: these fanbrats are annoying
sakura: i know...they still think i'm that twelve year old girl who had a crush on you sasuke-kun
sasuke:-blinks-...that's really creepy...or they think your hinata
:ss"love boat":
naruto:why did i have to come? your all more hinata fans'.
nhfan:because you love her, she loves you -sings the looove boat-
hinata: y-you do?...-blush- w-well, i admire you n-naruto-kun b-but -faints-
nhfans:AWWW!
nhfan: kiss her and wake her up. like sleeping beauty
naruto: eh? -blushes-
nhfan:aw he's blushing to!
*naruto helps hinata up*
naruto: man! these people are crazy...sakura's the one i love guys!.
nhfan: hinata's nicer
hinata: -blush-
naruto: sakura's nice to.
hinata: yes, s-sakura-san's v-very nice.
*later on sstwilight*
sasuke: i have to get out of here!
sakura: you mean we?
sasuke: no...they're pretty much ignoring you!
sakura: -hangs head--thinks- where are you naruto?
*on ss"love boat"*
naruto: sasuke-teme better not make sakura-chan upset
hinata: -sits quietly thinking-
naruto: i'm stuck with the awkward girl -thinks- sakura-chan...don't let sasuke get to you-
*sstwilight*
sasuke: i'm jumping ship! *tries to unlock the door* they locked us in this room!
sakura: -tries to open window- the window wont budge either. -tries to break the glass- it's maxiglass!
sasuke: guess we're stuck here...together...all weekend
sakura:-sites down- if naruto were here he could probabbly use his sage mode, and unlock the door, or break the glass
sasuke: yeah...he'd probabbly break the whole ship
*both laugh*
sakura: remember that time he got stuck in a trap, and was hanging upside down?
sasuke: yeah...that dobe was an idiot...but, he was our "idiot"
sakura: yeah.
sasuke: he kissed me twice...both times were an accident.
sakura: *laughs*
sasuke: i don't know why you ever liked me. compared to naruto i'm so...boring.
sakura: -smiles- yeah...he's changed alot since then. going from the village idiot to the village's hero
*outside the door*
ssfan: -gasp- they're laughing, and talking!
*on ss"love boat*
hinata: -blushes staring at naruto-
naruto: -sneezes-
hinata: bless you n-naruto-kun
naruto: thank you. hinata-san. you know...your so quiet that it's actually relaxing in here!.
voice outside the door: I THINK HE COMPLIMENTED HER
hinata: -blushes, and giggles-
naruto: they're really noisey out there. do they think i don't know they're right outside the door listening when they yell like that?
hinata: -uses byakugan- n-naruto-kun? why are they listening to us?
naruto: i don't know. they say they're a fan of MY series yet act like YOUR the main character.
hinata: -blushes- i-i'm s-sure they like you to
naruto: no...the sasusaku ship only support sasuke, and the naruhina ship only supports you. you know...when i was on my three year training pervy sage-i mean jiraiya-sensei told me that in his book. the main character falls in love with another supporting female character
hinata: t-that's interesting
naruto: but, the real secret wasn't who he ends up with -closes eyes- it was how he did it -open eyes-
hinata: -smiles- h-how did h-he do it?
naruto: he never told me that part. he said when the time comes i'll know the answer...then he ran off to do "research" AGAIN leaving me to train alone
hinata:h-he sounded like he would have been interesting...m-maybe you'll find your answer someday -blushes-
nh fans outside: THEY'RE HAVING A CONERSATION! BET THEY'LL KISS AFTER
hinata: -blushes-
naruto: man! they are so troublesome! what a drag...sounds like something shikamaru would say.
hinata: -smiles- you know what my cousin would day?
naruto: what?
hinata: it's their destiny to be annoying
naruto: -bursts out laughing-
hinata: -giggles-
nh fan outside:NOW THEY'RE LAUGHING, AND TELLING JOKES!
*saturday*
*sstwilight*
sasuke: -tries to slice the maxi glass- -sighs-
sakura: it may not be a great idea to break the window.
sasuke: AW MAN WE'RE ON THE SEA!
*hears laughter outside the door*
sasuke: they were listening this whole time!
sakura: you know...lady tsunade told me once...she didn't know she felt anything for jiraiya untill he came back into town
sasuke: huh? -sits down to listen-
sakura: she was going to confess her feelings enventually but, it became to late. we share the same fear of loosing the one we love...she's had it happen so many times...i almost lost naruto a few times
sasuke: yeah...naruto is always there for everyone it's annoying but, deep down you can't help but, be glad he's there
sakura: -smiles- yeah....whats this? -gets a laptop off the shelf-
sasuke: a laptop
sakura: i know what it IS. -turns it on- i bet they forgot, and left it in here. -gasps- sites dedicated to us!
sasuke: -sits by her, and looks-
sakura: fanart, fanfiction, fansites, fanforums!...wait...shipping wars: when arguments, and debates between fandoms' of an anime, or other fictional couple
sasuke: well, apparently we're fake in their world -rolls eyes-
sakura: look theres itasaku...
sasuke: you like my brother?
sakura: no!
sakura: there's inosaku
sasuke: -laughs-aahahaahahhahaahhahahaah! you got put with a girl
sakura: i wouldn't laugh...theres sasunaru
sasuke: WHAAAT!
sakura: -laughs- you got put with a boy
sasuke: there's us. sasusaku
sakura: you know we would make a really crappy couple. there's naruhina...that wouldn't last long i don't think shy hinata can handle loud naruto
sasuke: yeah. whats that? -points to another list-
sakura: the anti-index. ships to hate, and troll on...well, thats mean
sasuke: see if there are any ships we can laugh at
sakura: -reads -eyes widen-...oh my gosh...we DO have one.
sasuke: -reads- there's only two...sakukarin, and-
sakura:narusaku -reads the narusaku pile- -gasps- -reads the build up thread- look at this!
sasuke: a build up of all the times you, and naruto bonded....check out all the fics', and fanart! you two have the most romantic ship in the series!
sakura: looks like it.

sasuke: your, and mine are so...check ours
sakura: -checks sasusaku fanarts', and pics- forced?
sasuke: angsty...you know...full of suspense, and drama...try naruhina
sakura: -looks through naruhins pics, fanart-
sasuke/sakura: platonic!
*ss"love boat*
*hinata, and naruto are also looking on a laptop. they looked through naruhina, now they're looking through narusaku*
naruto: waw this thread is a compilation, of sakura, and i, and how we've bonded through the years
hinata: -smiles- i-if we don't end up together i hope you end up with her. s-she seems to really care about you, and you care about her.
naruto: care?...i'm going for love...
*simutaniously sakura, and naruto look and see a famous manga 663 pic. the CPR scene*
sakura/naruto: -both blush-
*sstwilight*
sasuske: -jokingly- waw you must really love him
sakura: i was d-doing my job t-they put that in!
sasuke:oh your actions sure don't say "just CPR"
*ss"love boat*
naruto: -eyes water- that's...amazing...she supports my dream
hinata: -blush- she's a great medic ninja...i-i'm sorry i couldn't save you myself -hangs head-
naruto: s-sakura-chan -smiles-
hinata: -uses her byakugan to see through the door- they're gone! naruto-kun...rasengan the door down
naruto: of course why didn't i think of that!
*sstwilight*
sakuke: i'm gonna chidori the door down!
sakura: wait! what if they're still outside the door trying to listen?
sasuke: then they'll get hit to...
*simutaniously*
naruto/sasuke: RASENGAN/CHIDORI!
*both sips' door blast off*
sasuke: noone's out there see?
*the two run out*
ssfan: they escaped! after them!
sasuke: -uses sharingan to hypnotize everyone in a trance-
*the ssfans' fall to the ground asleep*
*ss"loveboat"*
nhfan: HE BROKE OUR DOOR DOWN! GET HIM, TIE HIM UP, SO HE WONT LEAVE!
hinata: -blocks naruto-
nhfan: aw she's protecting him
all:AWWW
nhfan2:get him hinata! don't let your love stray, and escape!
hinata: -blushes-
nhfans: AWWW
hinata: -closes eyes--thinks- just this once...can i not be annoying to naruto-kun...neji? what do i do? -someone grabs naruto behinde hinata, and ties him up-
hinata:n--opens eyes-naruto-kun!
naruto: hey! your all not even my fans' why should i be here?
nhfan:we're going to force you, and hinata to get married!
naruto: your WHAT! -struggles-
hinata: -blushes- i-i don't think i'm ready for that yet
*sstwilight sakura's stirring the boat while sasuke keeps everyone in a trance she stops on an island*
*sakura runs off and sasuke does to*
*the boat slides off into the sea*
sasuke: i think we sank their ship
sakura: -looks at a sighn- oh...no
sasuke:-looks- sasusaku island?...oh no this must have been where we were going!.
a fan:-notices sasuke, and sakura. they're here!
-a mob grabs them, puts them on another ship-
sasuke: great. nice going sakura they caught us again
sakura: sasuke? shut up.
*the fans pull off their masks*
fan:we are ssyaoi
sasuke: oh no! its the sasunaru fandom!
snfan: we will find naruto, and force you two to get married...sasuke
sasuke/sakura: WHAT!
*ss"love boat"*
hinata: b-but naruto-kun, and i don't want to get married -blushes-
nhfan:HEY! thats not naruto! its a puppet he uses a substitution jutsu!
hinata: -sighs in reliefe-
nhfan: don't worry hinata we'll bring him back to you!
*they go look for him*
naruto: -in the corner puts down the disquise/invisible cloak- glad my old pranks still work -laughs and scratches head-
hinata: -smiles, and blushes-
*suddenly the ship crashes into something*
nhfan:oh no..it's...ss...yaoi?
snfan:there's still hope for our ship...yours is sinking!
*naruto, and hinata get on the ship*
nhfan:nooo they escaped!
sakura: NARUTO!
naruto:SAKURA-CHAN!
sasuke:hinata right?
hinata: yes...your sasuke right?
sasuke:sadly...yes
snfan:now it is time for the wedding
naruto: what wedding?
sasuke: naruto WHY did you come on HERE? we were going to get off THERE!
naruto: huh? -confused-
sasuke: this is ssyaoi...shippers of sasunaru
naruto: OH NO NOT AGAIN!
snfan: tie up the girls' so, they wont try, and stop us!
sakura: tie me up, and you'll get to see atlantis!
naruto: WAIT! -transforms into a female-
naruko: bet you change your mind huh everyone?
snfan:even better! you can stay like that if you want to naruto
*naruto changes back*
naruto:i bet half of you don't know what yaoi means
sasuke: or homophobe
*an sn fan tries to tie sakura up but she punches them into the sea but, they tie hinata up*
hinata: -cries-
sakura: -thinks-ok...kishi the next time you turn me into -points to hinata- THAT i'm haunting your dreams CHA!-
*suddenly an airship comes*
sakura: is THAT a plane?
naruto: it looks like a space ship
sn: AW MAN!-whines- why do they ruin all the fun?
*the ship on the sea*
sakura: heaven, and earth?...i saw that on a laptop on the sstwilight
naruto: me to on ss"love boat"
*sakura, and naruto escape, and get on the ship, and it lifts off*
sasuke: HEY YOU FORGOT US!
hinata: now i know how shino feels.
hinata: h-how will we escape?
snfan:don't worry we'll put you two on a crack ship
sasuke: whats that?
sn: no one really knows. all we know is it's a ship.
*sasuke, and hinata are now on another ship*
shfans:there they are! we're sasuhina fanshippers!...and today...we force you two to get married!
hinata: b-b-but i don't want to
sasuke:gggrrr AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIIIN!
*then THAT ship crashes into a ship*
*a member kidnaps sasuke*
skfan: you better be glad we exsit!
karin: hi sasuke!

sasuke: okay whats karin doing here, and what ship is this?
karin: i'ed rather not discuss it
suigetsu: HI SASUKE!
sk: we're the sasukarin ship!
sasuke: hey? atleast i'm with team taka.wait...we're not going to be forced to get married are we?
skfan: no.
karin: aw man!
*ssh&e*
nsfan: we're all narusaku shippers...not just shippers but supporters.
naruto: so this is the only ship that supports both of us?
ns: well...yes in paring wise. but, i'm sure non-shippers support you two also.
*naruto, and sakura hug*
naruto: wait...did we forget something?
sakura: i'm sure sasuke'll be fine
*naruto, and sakura kiss*
*hinata does eventually make it back to konoha *
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 19 August 2014 - 04:41 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Excellent imagination and scenario write-up .That was good and somewhat true too, especially the NH part and the way the fandoms react to everything. Particularly enjoyed these

 

naruto:why did i have to come? your all more hinata fans'.
nhfan:because you love her, she loves you -sings the looove boat-
hinata: y-you do?...-blush- w-well, i admire you n-naruto-kun b-but -faints-
nhfans:AWWW!

 

naruto: sasuke-teme better not make sakura-chan upset
hinata: -sits quietly thinking
naruto: i'm stuck with the awkward girl -thinks- sakura-chan...don't let sasuke get to you-

 

sasuke:so, why did you want us both to come?
ssfan: because you love sakura!
sasuke: no i don't
ssfan: do to
sasuke: do not
ssfan: do to!

 

     

[starlitestarbrite]

thanks

[starlitestarbrite]

*debunking kishimoto*
[author note summary: kakashi, and the so6p both decide to crack a few "ancient" myths of the "middle ages"...an analysis...is this fact...or fiction]
*kakashi , naruto, sasuske, and sakura, and obito are taking a break and talking while kaguya, and zetsu discuss tomorrow's chapter!*
naruto: you know sensei my series was suppossed to be about the next generation of ninja surpassing the previous
sakura: and i was suppossed to have an arc!
sasuke: i think it was going to go: me, you, then sakura.
naruto: then sasuke, and i were going to have one last battle...then i'd be hokage!, and sakura-chan, and i get together.
kakashi: wait...are you all sure that wasn't just the fandom hoping that would happen
naruto: we need someone who can get into kishi's mind!
*all three look at obito*
obito: what?...hey? i'm just as confused as you all are. why would i come back HERE when all my life i wanted to be with rin? why would i give it up?, or why not bring her along, and team minato could shine once more?
kakashi: okay, i think we just got WAY off topic of the plot
sakura: plot? what plot?
obito: *keeps rambling about what ifs', or what could have beens'*
naruto: *complains about how the plot is, and about asking sasuke to save sakura when a few chapters ago sasuke'd let her, and kakashi fall in a volcano*
sakura: *complains about not having an arc yet*
*sasuke, and kakashi listen in confusion*
sasuke: when it's the CHARACTERS' who are complaining about their own series. then you know something is very wrong.
kakashi: i'm going to take a nap...maybe the answer'll come in a little time -walks off-
sasuke: HEY!
*all three look at sasuke*
sasuke:did the manga say something about a prophecy?...whoes the "chosen one"?
*now all four start arguing, and complaining about THAT*
*in kakashi's dream*
kakashi: now, i'm going to find out what is going on!....hagoromo? get in here!
*the so6p appears*
kakashi: the series wasn't all messed up untill you came. what is going on?
so6p: what i tell you is the answer to your questions you have. but, you must ask one at a time save the most important for last.
kakashi: how many do i have?
so6p: there is no such thing as space, and time. so how ever many comes to mind
kakashi: why are you talking in rhymes?
so6p: i don't know. it's an omake so, i thought i'd go a more ancient-like way of talking. since i am ancient. so, most old riddles, pharobles, metaphors, symbols used to be in poetic rhymes'
kakashi: i thought that was only in europe?
so6p: asian culture had their rhymes as well, even then mistranslations were like decoding a spell. while the west had the constellations of astrology, the east had yin yang, and more from symbology,  lets get on with this tale of wonder. or you will always ponder
kakashi: okay.can you enter kishi's mind, and "hack into" what in the world is going on with this series?one: sakura's arc has it happened or what?, two: are sasuke, and naruto really going to have one last battle?, and three: who in the world is the prophecy? how'd it go from being a seires about ninja surpassing the previous generations' to one about reincarnation?
so6p: i'll see what i can do -closes eyes- but, they are twins' so who do you choose?
kakashi: masahashi. the creater, and destroyer of our series .
so6p: for the first question you asked: sakura's arc has done passed. but it was ruined by the lies of illusion. because of kishimoto's confessed confusion
kakashi: so, the kage summit was her arc!.
so6p: yes, he wanted to let the readers know. sakura has grown throughout the show. but, he can't write girls well, but he knows "teen love" is a dramatic tale.
kakashi: well,...that explains it. he stopped trying, and whent with what he knew about romance...waw how'd he ever get married to a girl then?
so6p: sometimes the subconscious kicks in. but, there's not enough time to wait untill then.
kakashi: okay...and the second one?
so6p: for your second question. it was a link it all happened faster then you think. they are rolled into one due to writers block, and a sub-plot to popular to lock
kakashi: so, the kage summit again WAS the last fight?
so6p: yes i do believe so. then it stops, and another story is told. your arc is the last. YOUR generation'll surpass those of the past.
kakashi: waw...then he's a really lousy writer.
so6p: as for your third question of the prophecy...you may just get the answer you seek. it's naruto's story yes, it's true but, it started with him, and ends with you. there was a reason for a tale of pein. one of those was the child of the white fang
kakashi: -blinks- i can't believe that was a foreshadow. will i die like he did?
so6p: for now it looks like an open end. i sense your right once again. you complete what your father could not, and save the village of konoha that the past enemies have faught.
kakashi: but, who becomes hokage?!
so6p: the answer is unknown for now.because the ending idea is lost. it can't be found. kishi waited to long to close the book, and don't have time to reread, and look.
kakashi: the story drags alot. what will be the end of the plot...now i'm doing it
so6p: i sense the impact of being siblings or twins' is doing what they once did. when the story ending is unknown both don't try. they end it...it's gone. but, a movie is comming up that i see. but, the info on it is a missing link.
kakashi: to the plot?
so6p: yes to the plot indeed. naruto's generation's the last to be seen.
kakashi:but, is this analysis of yours true?
so6p: it could be, or it could not...-eyes open- it all depends on the direction of the plot. psychic clarity is the only way to tell. so, connect the dots, and that will be your tale.
kakashi:but, i thought konohamaru's team was the next generation
so6p: yes, if there is a part 3 it's likely to focus on their team.
kakashi: there seems to be more plot holes than actual plots. apparently it sounds like some have been completed. just not in a good way.
so6p: that may be why i sense beyond. that the series will go on. like DBZ GT. by SP, or another company.
kakashi: i have ALOT to explain to obito, sakura, naruto, and sasuke
so6p: by those three yes they are confused. but, naruto always knew. it was his series in the start. but, he knew when it started to fall apart.
kakashi: wait. i thought bee was the only rymer.
so6p: yes, he's the rapper, but, poets do this too you know. rymes are from the soul.
kakashi: so...who IS the end game couple? naruto wants to know if he ends up with sakura
so6p: there was only one subplot for love, and romance. one understood in japan. love has to grow as it lives in the heart. so, the build up became a work of art
kakashi: -blinks- well, naruto, and sakura had the build up. but, why the sudden interest in hinata?, or sasuke?
so6p: platonic friendship though it's rare admiration of eachother is in the air. but, physical love as desired by soulmates. the answer is naruto, and sakura all the way. now all your answers are sealed, and done. i'll let you get back to everyone.
*outside*
*obito, and sasuske are napping sakura, and naruto are up alone*
*sakura, and naruto hug and kiss*
THE END
 

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 20 August 2014 - 06:07 AM.

[narusaku256]

Damn that Kishimoto! . He most probably ruined a good manga

[ns.Believe.It]

Even though I defend Kishi a LOT, sadly I cannot deny what you have written is accurate *sighs*

 

But I am not sure if this was necessary 

kakashi: masahashi. the creater, and destroyer of our series 

[starlitestarbrite]

*the chuunin club*
[author note: summary: i got this idea when i thought of the episode when they're all taking the chuunin written exams lol in the style of: the breakfast club]
ibiki: also before everyone else leaves...sakura, sasuske, naruto, hinata, and lee. you 5 stay. the rest of you go. the next lesson'll be in 3 hours
naruto: AW MAN! why do we have to stay?
ibiki: natuto? for causing a scene, lee, and sasuke? for fighting before the exams even start, hinata? for trying to get naruto to cheat, and almost getting your team disqualified.
ibiki: i'm going to eat my lunch
sakura: wait. why am i in here?
*ibiki walks out*
naruto: gggrrr who does he think he is? i'm going to be hokage someday!
hinata: n-naruto-kun i'm sorry i almost got you in trouble
sasuke: why do you always stutter it's annoying
hinata: -hangs head- sorry!
naruto: SASUKE STOP BEING A JERK TO EVERYONE!
sakura:-thinks- i can't believe i have to be in here to -sighs-, and i don't even know why
naruto: i know! why don't we transform into someone else, and sneak out!...i bet my sexy jutsu'll work
sakura: WILL YOU SIT DOWN! -goes up, and whacks him on the head-
naruto: -whines- but, sakura-chaaan we're ninjas' we don't belong in here
sakura: i know but, you goofing off is not helping the situation.
lee: we should do something youthful while we wait for the sensei to return!
sasuke: wait...why are we the only ones not getting lunch...i just realised that.
naruto: i'll get some! -opens the window, hops out-
sakura: where is that idiot going? i bet he's going to keep all the food for himself!
lee: that naruto is one youthful spirit!
sasuke: man your annoying!
sakura: hey guys?...why don't we play truth or dare?
sasuke: that's a girl game
sakura: i didn't ask what kind of game it was. i suggested it.
hinata: w-we should wait on naruto-kun
*naruto poofs back in with a huge plate of BBQ*
naruto: good thing choji's a huge fan of food. i knew team 10 would have left overs.
sakura: waw...that was a really good idea naruto!
*they all sit in a desk eating a BBQ chicken leg*
sakura:okay. sasuke-kun truth or dare?
naruto: why did you pick him first?
sasuke: -sighs- dare
sakura: i dare you to tell your most embarrassing moment
sasuke: i'd rather not
naruto: probabbly the time he got bumped into me, and we kissed
-all laugh-
sasuke: shut up dobe! i said i didn't want to tell...but, yes that was it.
sakura: okay,now you ask someone
sasuke: hinata truth or dare?
hinata: um...truth
sasuke: who in this room do you have a crush on?
hinata: -blush- n-n-
sasuke: come on you have to tell us.
naruto: sasuke stop patronizing her!
hinata: -whispers- naruto-kun
sasuke: what was that?
hinata: -blushes- -quiely- naruto-kun
sasuke: say it so everyone can hear
sakura: sasuke-kun i think we should let her choose now.
sasuke:hn.
hinata: ok...naruto-kun truth or dare?
naruto: i'll take the best dare you've got!
hinata: i dare you to...show us that sexy jutsu
naruto: ok -transforms into a girl-hey sasuke! you want another kiss? -puckers lips-
sakura: -annoyed- NARUTO!
sasuke: -pushes naruto a way-
*naruto detransforms and laughs*
naruto: rock lee! truth or dare?
lee: dare!. i to will take a challenge!
naruto: i dare you to...do a cartwheel with only one finger!
lee: YOSH! a true challenge -does it well-challenge complete!
sasuke: can your sensei do that?
lee: yes...gai-sensei can do anything!
sasuke: except genjutsu, and ninjutsu?
lee: let us move on! it's my turn-
sasuke: you can't do ninjutsu, and genjutsu can you?...so, you only know taijutsu.
lee: stop it sasuke!
sasuke: i bet you failed just like naruto. The only reason you passed was because gai knows taijutsu.
naruto: hey? think we'll be as strong as our senseis one day?
lee: i do hope so. then we will look back, and be amazed at how we have grown.
sasuke: or team 7 will. you'll always be the taijutsu type, and hinata'll always be weak -sighs- truth hurts doen't it?
hinata: -eyes water-
naruto: sasuke-teme will you shut up already?
sasuke: hn.
lee: look at us! we are acting like we are against eachother!.
sasuke: well, why don't you find the fountain of youth, and wish for a peaceful life in neverneverland!
naruto: -laughs-
sakura: -thinks- geez what did i ever see in sasuke? he's so rude!
sasuke: don't give us a cheesy 80s' lecture...plus talk no jutsu's naruto's thing
naruto: yeah that's...HEY!
*later naruto, and sakura are sitting in the back of the class room*
sakura: you know naruto. to be honest your not as annoying as i thought you were. plus. i'm actually glad your on our team.
naruto: -smiles- i am to sakura-chan.
sakura: you know. when we were at the land of waves. i was amazed at how strong you are
naruto: -blush- your strong to sakura-chan. i'm sorry i get in your, and sasuke's way.
sakura: -blinks- i never said that...wait...you transformed into sasuke that day! i should have known. he never calls me sakura-chan!
naruto: -grins and laughs- i'm still learning to do some of the jutsu's right.
sakura: -laughs- naruto? just be yourself. i'm already starting to like you
naruto: really sakura-chan! -dreamy eyes-
sakura: yes *she hugs him*
naruto: -blushes- we can...go to ichiraku after all the exams are finished
sakura: i would love to.
*hinata, and sasuke are on the otherside of the class room*
hinata: you reminde me of my cousin neji.
sasuke: wait...your related to the long haired guy?
hinata: yeah. we are from the hyuuga branch. we don't get along -hangs head-
sasuke: hn.
hinata: d-do you have someone in your family you don't get along with?
sasuke: just my older brother...because of him...we are the only two left of our clan.
hinata: so, we are kind of alike? in a way.
sasuke: no...we are not. you still have a clan, a family.
hinata: -blinks- oh.
*lee's glancing at a blank test sheet*
lee: HEY GUYS! there really IS a tenth question!.
*they all walk over and see*
sakura: "what does being a ninja mean to you?".
naruto: that old geaser! he kept us all in suspense for THAT?!
*hours later ibiki returns*
ibiki: okay, you all can go to the forest. where anko'll explain to everyone your next exam
*they all run out*
ibiki: -sighs- crazy kids...huh? -reads a paper on a desk- they actually answered the last question? -reads-
voice over:lee: being a ninja is a privlige, and a passion of all of us. we each have dreams', goals, and hope to grow, and become the best! sighned: the green beast of konoha, and future taijutsu extrodinair!, voice:sasuke: the future avenger, voice:hinata: the future head of my clan, voice:sakura: the future strongest medical ninja, and kunoichi! cha!, voice: naruto: THE FUTURE HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!
ibiki: such firey spirit...WHY CAN'T THEY BE LIKE THAT IN CLASS!
THE END
*shows a picture of naruto, and sakura kissing*, and under it says " this has been a narusaku production*

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 20 August 2014 - 04:33 PM.

[narusaku256]

Wow! That escalated quickly XD

[ns.Believe.It]

That was an interesting take on the Chuunin exam. Naruto, Sakura, Hinata  and Lee were pretty much written like their own selves but Sasuke definetely is not that much of a talker is he? Though the jerk responses were typical Sasuke comments 

Edited by ns.Believe.It, 20 August 2014 - 05:17 PM.

[starlitestarbrite]

*filler: NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY*
[author;s note summary: i've always wonder what konohamaru's team would be like. since they're twelve in shippuuden it'll be set in that timeline]
*konohamaru's in lady tsunade's office*
konohamaru: no fair! how come naruto's team got a high rank mission, and we never get any
tsunade: naruto, and his team, are not on a mission as of now. the village needs reparing so, everyone's working on that. why don't you go help with that?
konohamaru: -whines- i only got to show off my rasengan once!. and that was during the invasion!
tsunade: naruto taught you the rasengan!
shizune: -giggles- he sure idolizes naruto.
konohamaru: yeah! wanna see?
tsunade: why don't you go, and show naruto how strong you are now?
konohamaru: will you think up a mission for us? pleaaase
tsunade: alright!
konohamaru: YAY! -runs out-
shizune: i thought we were letting everyone rest for the rest of the year?
tsunade: we are...-looks at the new databook- everyone sure has grown, and changed
shizune: yeah. it's almost the 10th of october.
tsunade: yes...-gasps- I HAVE AN IDEA! why didn't i think of this sooner?. first i need to talk to ebisu, iruka, and kakashi
shizune: okay, i'll go get them -walks out-
*outside naruto, and sakura are talking to konohamaru*
naruto: hey konohamaru.
sakura: hi konohamaru.
konohamaru: hi naruto, hi sakura! guess what! i asked lady tsunade to give my team a mission...are you two going out?
sakura: why do always ask us that?
konohamaru: you two are always together when i see you. ever since your genin days'...anyway so, lady tsunade said she'd think about it if i come out here...think she will?
sakura: -giggles-
naruto: i think she just wanted you to stop bugging her for a mission.
konohamaru: -whines- AW MAN I'LL NEVER GET TO BE HOKAGE not unless i get a reall mission!
sakura:-teasing- now who does that sound like? -pokes naruto-
naruto: sometimes i wonder if i ever will...hopefully they'll consider it after i saved the village.
sakura: but, your not a chuunin yet.
*a messanger walks up*
messanger: konohamaru? lady tsunade wants to see you in her office.
konohamaru: YAY! -runs off-
messanger: amazing work saving the village naruto
naruto: -blinks- thanks
-messanger walks off-
naruto: i'm not used to the villagers being this nice...when this all blows over will i go back to being hated?
sakura: no, of course not! everyone sees as you as a hero now.
*in tsunade's office moegi, ebisu, and udon are there as well as tsunade, and shizune holding her pig ton ton*
tsunade: you can all thank konohamaru for bugging me to come up with an idea for a mission. how would you all like a super secret mission!
konohamaru: YEEEAH! AWSOME!
moegi: THANKS KONOHAMARU!
udon: -sniff-
tsunade: udon i have some medicinal herbs that will help you with your allergies. but, anyway. you all know the tenth is coming up. you three are going to help ebisu, iruka, and kakashi plan a party for naruto
ebisu: it'll be in the stadium. BUT! he can't know about it
konohamaru: -whines- i wanted a real mission
shizune: YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR A MISSION FOR HALF A YEAR, AND WHINE WHEN ONE ISN'T AS BIG AS NARUTO'S TEAM. YOU'LL TAKE WHATEVER MISSION SHE GIVES YOU!!!.
konohamaru: eh?...well, if it's for naruto I'M IN!
*october 10th*
naruto: *at ichiraku's* where is everyone??
*he goes back home where sakura is*
sakura: i came to give you something...happy birthday naruto -gives him a cupcake-
naruto: thanks sakura-chan. where is everyone?. i knew i'd be forgotten again
sakura: i'm sure that's not it
*they hug as konohamaru runs up*
konohamaru: UH HUH! SO YOU TWO ARE GOING OUT!
sakura: what!
naruto: hey konohamaru
konohamaru: you two have to come to the stadium!
naruto: i don't feel like it...*he goes inside*
sakura: he thinks everyone forgot him again on his birthday.
*flashback*
tsunade: now you go, and get him to come here!
konohamaru: well, what if he don't want to come.
tsunade: then tell him...
*end*
konohamaru: but, your old teammate's back in town!
sakura: sasuke-kun?
*naruto runs out*
naruto: sasuke's back?
konohamaru: yeah!
naruto: wait...why's sasuke at the stadium?, and why would he ask you to come, and tell me when he could have come here?
konohamaru: -thinks- well, that backfired. he's smarter now-. well...some weird team of ninja were there
sakura/naruto: TEAM TAKA!?
konohamaru: um...yeah!
naruto: -glares- he better not be trying to destroy the village! -runs off-
konohamaru: um...whats going on i thought he'd be happy
sakura: if he came alone yes...come on!
*sakura runs off, they all three takes off to the stadium*
naruto: -bursts the door open- SASUKE! I'M GOING TO-
everyone: SURPRIIISE!
naruto: eh?
konohamaru: -laughs- i only said that so you'll come here! it's your surprise birthday party!
all:HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTO!
sakura: konohamaru?...in the future. never joke about sasuke being in the village
naruto: so...i wasn't forgotten?
tsunade: come sit here -pulls naruto up on the stand to sit in a chair- in honor of naruto's birthday, and him saving the village i the fith hokage declare every october the tenth...the naruto festival! for saving our village
naruto: -blush- but,...is this a dream?
sakura: no, you deserve it.
iruka: -hands naruto a chuunin vest- your now a chuunin...you graduated from being a genin.
naruto: but, i never finished the chuunin end battle
neji: we can finish it now if you want.
naruto: but,-
sakura: come on naruto! your dreams are slowly coming true...open your eyes! our dream is NOW!. your acknowledeged by the whole village!
naruto: it took saving the village?...-eyes water- i see it now!...wait "our dream"?
sakura: i always supported you. ever since our genin days.
naruto: s-sakura-chan.
konohamaru: your one step closer to being hokage!.
naruto: -cries- thank you...everyone! -takes the vest-
konohamaru: put it on!
*naruto puts on the chuunin vest*
naruto: but, i still want to finish our match neji!
neji: we already have...you win.
naruto: no i mean-
sakura: NARUTO! will you just once let people who care about you show you how much you mean to them?
naruto: -smiles-
konohamaru: now will you answer one thing you two keep avoiding? are you two a couple
sakura: no we're not
naruto: eh?..,i thought we were!
all: WHAAAT!
sakura: we're an equal.
naruto: -eyes light up, and smiles-
all: AWWW!
sakura: hey earth?
naruto: yes heaven-chan?
sakura: know what heaven, and earth make together? when they collide?
iruka: oh yeah i remember that...they must've found the answer by now!
naruto: aw man! not another test!
all: -laughs-
*flashback*
*plaque on the wall reads: If you do not possess Heaven, gain knowledge and be prepared. If you do not possess Earth, run through the field and seek strength. If you open both Heaven and Earth scrolls, dangerous paths turn into safe ones. This is the secret of something. It shall lead you on your way.
iruka: the "heaven" in this paragraph referrs to the human mind, and "earth" referrs to the human body if it's wisdom you lack earth can bring you back. for example NARUTO you lack brain
sakura: -snickers-
iruka: gain knowledge and prepare yourself for missions if you lack earth. so, if sakura's weakness is stamina it means you must continue to train hard., and if you have both heaven, and earth you succeed in dangerous missions
*shows sasuke*
*end*
iruka: waw...many never remember little details like that!
naruto: was heaven, and earth a foreshadow?
all: YEEES!
iruka: you see, with out the brain: the body can't function, and will shut down, without the body: the brain will strain to try, and keep the nervous system from shutting down...but even it shuts down from exhaustion...the earth needs the heaven, and the heaven needs the earth...
iruka:well,...when heaven, and earth both connect what do you get?
lee: YOUTH!?
neji: chaos?
tenten: oxygen?
hinata: um...s-spirit?
shino: emotions?
kiba: thoughts?
aukemaru: AWRF!
choji: food?
ino: more questions than answers?
shikamaru: a challenge that requiors strategy?
moegi: fun!?
udon: anticipation?
konohamaru: energy?
sai: soul?
iruka: well, your all right!... but, it all links to one answer.
naruto: death?
sakura: no, life!. heaven, and earth as one is life!.
iruka: now here's another part of that. now, that heaven, and earth collide there are two stages of life. if darkness is chaos that lowers your desires. what is light that will help you reach higher
naruto: -whines- NOT ANOTHER ONE!
tsunade: it's something we all need. something that could bring world peace.
naruto: love?
iruka: and you got it!
*naruto and sakura kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 05 June 2015 - 09:37 PM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Honestly, you deserve more fans! This was too good. I loved the entire story. The NaruSaku interactions were so sweet especially this part

 naruto: *at ichiraku's* where is everyone??

*he goes back home where sakura is*
sakura: i came to give you something...happy birthday naruto -gives him a cupcake-
naruto: thanks sakura-chan. where is everyone?. i knew i'd be forgotten again
sakura: i'm sure that's not it
*they hug as konohamaru runs up*

 

Konahamuru pushing for NS and tricking Naruto by mentioning Sasuke . That was brilliant.

 

And the last part cracked me up

iruka:well,...when heaven, and earth both connect what do you get?
lee: YOUTH!?
neji: chaos?
tenten: oxygen?
hinata: um...s-spirit?
shino: emotions?
kiba: thoughts?
aukemaru: AWRF!
choji: food?
ino: more questions than answers?
shikamaru: a challenge that requiors strategy?
moegi: fun!?
udon: anticipation?
konohamaru: energy?
sai: soul?

 

   

[narusaku256]

Man! You are a good writer as the user above me said!

[narusaku256]

Hey Starlitestarbrite :)! Long time since I heard from you! Did you stop making omakes and all? If I am not asking too much, try to add some more. They are very veryy interesting, honestly!

[starlitestarbrite]

*sakura's birthday *
[author note summary- lee, and naruto compete on who can get the best birthday gift for sakura also: I need ideas for new omakes' lol]
*at the training grounds*
naruto: its sakura-chan's birthday today.
lee: i will buy her the best gifts!
naruto: eh? i'll buy her even better gifts!
lee: let us turn it into a competition...and let sakura-san decide on whoes gifts' she likes better!
*they run off to buy stuff meanwhile sakura's helping ino in the flower shop*
ino: so, what are you doing for your birthday?
sakura: i'm not sure
*lee, and naruto run in*
lee: happy birthday sakura-san
naruto: happy birthday sakura-chan
lee: we came to shower you with presents. here's a card
naruto: here's a musical card!
sakura: thanks you two.
lee: i ordered you pink cupcakes!
naruto: i ordered you a large pink cake!
*they set the treats on the table*
ino: are you two tryng to "one up" the other?
lee: i got you a rose!-hands it to her-
naruto: i got you a bouquete! -hands it to her-
lee: i got you a small box of chocolates!
naruto: well, i got you a large box of chocolates!
sakura: guys my birthday's not a competition!
lee: -holds out a ticket- i got you two tickets to an expensive restaraunt!
naruto: -holds up two tickets* i got two tickets to the spring festival!
ino: -thinks- why don't guys ever compete for my attention like that?-
lee/naruto: whoes gifts do you like better!?
sakura: i like both of your gifts' equally
naruto: but, who wins the competition?
sakura: i don't want to pick favorites...ino who wins the competition?
ino: i guess naruto.
sakura: looks like naruto won -smiles-
lee: congratulations my youthful rival, and friend!. i will just have to try harder next year *runs out*
sakura: well, -holds up restaraunt tickets- naruto? wanna go out?
naruto: yes -smiles-
sakura: then when the festival comes we can go together to.
*they hug, and kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 25 August 2014 - 12:43 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

I like how your stories always end with a NaruSaku hug and kiss 

New ideas? I can give you one though I don't know if you have already used it. You can use the Road to Ninja movie's Alternate Universe characters and write a story on them. It'll be very interesting.

[questdrivencollie]

I like how your stories always end with a NaruSaku hug and kiss 
New ideas? I can give you one though I don't know if you have already used it. You can use the Road to Ninja movie's Alternate Universe characters and write a story on them. It'll be very interesting.

I agree auth this guy :)

[starlitestarbrite]

*dimension hopping*
[author note summary-my take on what could have happened when kaguya sends sasuke, and naruto to another universe.sasuke's in the desert like dimension...but, naruto's shifting through space, and time! side note: after this i'll come up with an omake for the road to ninja characters!.]
*sakura notices the naruto clone poof when kaguya shifted reality*
sakura: oh no...NARUTO!
kakashi: did she send them to another dimension
obito: i guess it's the three of us against kaguya!
sakura: shouldn't we find naruto first?
kakashi: i think i have an idea...obito go find the dimension rin is in, it's time for team minato to shine once more!
obito: okay, first i have to get sasuke before the portal closes
sakura: i don't care where sasuke is. just find naruto!
*dimension-1:road to ninjaverse*
naruto: where am i?...-looks at the monuement- how'd i get back here?
voice in the distance:MENMA I SEE YOU WITH MY BYAKUGAN YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
naruto: oh crap...it's yandere hinata -poofs to ichiraku notices RTN sakura, and menma[RTN naruto]
srtnsakura/menma: waw!
naruto: so, thats my counterpart...by the way menma...hinata's looking for you...literally
rtnsakura: oh no!.
menma: -sweatdrop- i keep forgetting she uses her byakugan to spy on us.
*doors crash open*
rtnhinata: i knew you were here!...YOU CAN'T TRICK ME WITH THAT SHADOW CLONE! -points to naruto-
naruto: actually i'm not from this timeline. i have to find a way back. i'm naruto.
rtnsakura: oh so YOUR naruto. neat! did alternate universe me come to?
naruto: no.
menma: i can help you get back to your time if you want. hinata? take care of the bill for us eh?
*naruto, menma, and rtnsakura walk out*
teuchi: that will be $25 ryu.
rtnhinata: -gets red faced- MENMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!-thinks- you can't hide forever menma-kun...or at all-
*back to naruto, menma, and rtnsakura*
*sees rtnneji, and rtn lee run past them*
girl:-chasing after them- GIVE ME BACK MY BRA! DIDN'T THE HOKAGE TELL YOU TO STOP STEALING UNDERCLOTHS FROM THE GIRLS BATH HOUSE!
rtnsakura: those two never learn!
*meanwhile back to the origional timeline*
*obito comes out of the portal with rin, and sasuke*
obito: good news-i found out each castle is actually a portal to another dimension. bad news: naruto's not in any of them.
sakura: grrr -to kaguya- BRING BACK NARUTO!
kaguya: -laughs- reality shift jutsu!
*dimension-2- magical girl naruko*
naruto: dang it it shifted again?
*naruto notices in the distance what looks like a female version of gai, and lee*
naruto: what in the heck!?
*they hold up their pompoms'*
leah:Y
gaia:O
leah:U
gaia:T
leah:H
gaia/leah: GOOO TEAM YOUTH!
*now they hug*
leah: YOU ARE THE ONLY SENSEI WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!
gaia: YOU ARE THE ONLY STUDENT I CAN UNDERSTAND
gaia/leah: READY. SET. GOOO TEAM GAIA! -they run off-
naruto: that was the weirdest thing i have ever seen!.
female voice: yeah...they do that alot.
*naruto turns around and sees his sexy jutsu counterpart*
naruto: -thinks- i stand corrected...now THAT is creepy-
naruko: heeey...your my male jutsu counterpart!
naruto: -blinks- i'm from an alternate timeline. i need to get back to help sasuke seal kaguya!
naruko: maybe sasuki can help you out! or sakea.
naruto: -thinks- so, in this version the genders' are reversed. so, that must mean instead of two guys, and a girl...its two girls one guy on a team-
*something ruffles the bushes*
naruto: sounds-
naruko: -sighs- -whines- not again!! *goes and pulls someone out by the hair*
hiroshi: -grins, and scratches head- hi naruko-san
naruto: -thinks- the male hinata?
naruko: for the last time. STOP SPYING ON ME, OR I WILL SEAL YOUR BYAKUGAN MYSELF gosh your such a weirdo! -she sends hiroshi flying- sorry about that.
naruto: -thinks- aaand my counterpart's a tsundere.
*they go find sakea*
sakea: hi naruko-chan!
naruko: hey. wheres sasuki? this -points to naruto- is naruto from another timeline
*sasuki glomps sakea*
naruto: -bursts out laughing- the female sasuke!
sakea: -pushes sasuki off, and stands up- she's in yandere mode when naruko's around.
sasuki: but sakea-kuuun!
naruto: -still laughing-
sakea: for the last time. i'm dating naruko
sasuki: hn.
naruto: -stops laughing-
sasuki: hey. -walks up to naruto-
naruko: she's such a flirt
sakea: and thats our teammate -sweatdrop-
sasuki: so, you got a girlfriend? -blushes-
naruto: yeah, sakura haruno
sasuki: WHAAAT!
naruko: -points to sasuki- AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even in a shounen you STILL loose.
sakea: my counterparts a female?
naruto: this is a shoujo?
naruko: sure is! i'm magical girl naruko...the best kunoichi in konoha dattebayne!
naruto: i'm a shinobi. dattebayo
naruko: anyway. this naruto needs to get back to his own timeline!
sakea: did you get here by genjutsu?
naruto: i have no idea. the villian. kaguya keeps shifting the reality everywhere i go!.
*back to kaguya's dimension rin, kakashi, sakura, and sasuke finnally sealed the zetsu, and kaguya*
sakura: now, we can find naruto!
obito: okay, lets get rin back to her dimension, then we'll stop by konoha, and get minato to help us find naruto
sakura: why can't we find naruto first?
obito: because i don't know what dimension he's in
rin: wait! i can help you all if you want. he has the ninetails right?
obito: yes.
rin: since i have the three-tails' i can use that chakra to sense where the nine-tails is.
*they get to the konoha dimension*
minato: did you seal kaguya?
kakashi: yes, by working as a team
rin: hi sensei
tobirama: i never should have told anyone about edo tensai.
hashirama: then why did you?
tobirama: well, i thought it would be used rarely, and only in emergancy. i didn't know villians' would be dumb enough to use it...but, of course i never viewed maadara as a smart person
obito: i'll awaken the fifth hokage. she can help us to.
*obito gets tsunade, and they meet up with the others*
tobirama: lady tsunade? when all this is over ban edo tensai, and I.T. it's only to be used by kage, and jonin.
tsunade: how long?
tobirama: untill people realize jutsus' are not toys'
sakura: CAN WE FIND NARUTO ALREADY!
*they ALL go search for naruto*
*dimension-a*
sakura: naruto!?
lucy/natsu: this is fairy tale!
*deminsion-b*
sasuke: naruto?
kenshin: this is the ruouruni kenshin verse. that it is.
*dimension-c*
tsunade: naruto?
ryoko: tenchi universe! -takes a sip of her drink-
tsunade: hey?...is that sake?
ryoko: yes.
tsunade: can i have some?
ryoko: -gives her a bottle of sake-
tsunade: thanks i'll drink that later!
*dimension-c*
sakura: naruto? you in here?
utena: wrong show. utena: revolutionary girl!
*dimension-d*
sasuke: naruto?
mamorou: no. this is the sailor moon realm!
*dimension-e*
*sasuke goes into another one*
sasuke: naruto?
al/ed: this is fullmetal alchemist.
sasuke: your as short as naruto back in the genin days -points to ed-
ed:grrr WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE?!
al: thats not what he said .
*back in the astral plabe where they all met up last time*
sakura: we keep going into other anime.
*meanwhile back to naruto in the naruko-verse*
sasuki: okay, i'll open the portal to the astral plane. that should help you find your way.
naruto: great!.but, isn't there several levels of the astral plane?
sasuki:yes-
naruko: just use sage mode, sense where you need to be, and teleport there! it's a snap!
naruto: thanks everyone! -runs off into the portal
sasuki: why do you always get to explain things?
naruko: i'm the main character duh.
*meanwhile naruto goes into sage mode. back to the group*
tsunade: wait...i can sense his aura
sakura: NARUTO ARE YOU HERE!?
rin: -giggles-
*back to naruto*
naruto: sakura-chan's here?.
sakura: i sure hope this works...-closes eyes- -telepathically- naruto? we're here. we finnally sealed kaguya
naruto: -closes eyes- -telepathically- thats great sakura-chan.
*naruto teleports to them*
naruto: hey guys!
minato: of course...sage mode.
*they go back to thekonoha dimension*
tobirama: i'll get everyone else out of I.T
rin: well, i have to go back to my dimension.
obito: i'm comming to!
naruto: obito. it was cool of you to help us all out.thank you.
obito: it's the least i can do to make up for causing this war in the first place
naruto: so, sasuke. when are going to do something useful?
sasuke: hn
sakura: -laughs-
minato: it was nice seeing my team work together again one last time.
-obito, and rin leave-
tobirama: -comes back- okay, i also erased their memories so, they wont remember what they saw during the jutsu.
-hashirama, and tobirama leave-
minato: sakura? make sure you keep him out of trouble -winks-
sakura: i will protect him. it's a promise of a lifetime!
naruto: -blush- -eyes water- tell mom i say hi
minato: i will.
naruto: -hangs head-
-minato leaves-
tsunade: naruto?
naruto: yes?
tsunade: you just earned the tittle of 6th hokage.
naruto: YES! MY DREAMS CAME TRUE!!!
*naruto, and sakura hug and kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 25 August 2014 - 10:24 AM.

[ns.Believe.It]

Oh wow!!! I can't stop laughing! This was too funny        Can't wait for your next one!

 

And this

tobirama: i never should have told anyone about edo tensai.

tobirama: lady tsunade? when all this is over ban edo tensai, and I.T. it's only to be used by kage, and jonin.

tsunade: how long?
tobirama: untill people realize jutsus' are not toys'

 

EPIC!!!!!!! 

[starlitestarbrite]

*beauty has a darkside*
[authornote summary: Road To Ninja universe-sasuke uchiha's a player. but, he loves giving pretty girls' roses, his charm is to good to turn down...but, not for two girls' who have their eyes, or heart set on menma namikaze.  sidenote:i think this is the sasuke sasusaku fans' see...but, they forgot one small detail!.]
*menma, and sakura just got done eating at ichiraku*
sakura: we can sit, and watch the stars.
*meanwhile sasuke is handing out roses*
sasuke: hello ino. a rose for a pretty girl like you. -hands her one-
ino: thank you sasuke-kun -blushes and takes the rose-
sasuke: hinata. -hands her a rose- for you.you, and the rose have bloomed nicely
hinata: -blush, then takes the rose, and stomps on it- THAT'LL BE YOU IF YOU KEEP BOTHERING ME UCHIHA! -flicks his nose, and walks off-
sasuke: -smiles- why can't i find a girl like that? *sees sakura, and menma sitting on a bench watching the stars, and talking he goes over and hands her a rose*
sasuke: hello!. a rose for a beautiful cherry blossom
sakura: -rolls eyes- i'm on a date sasuke. annoy me later.
sasuke: ok...tomorros a new day sakura-chan -winks, and walks off-
sakura: out of all the girls in the village i'm the one he has a crush on.
menma: well, he'll take a hint someday., lets just enjoy tonight.i guess we both are unlucky. a stalkerish yandere has a crush on me, and a player has a crush on you.
sakura: but, we're lucky to have eachother.
*the next day sakura hears a knock on the door, and opens it*
sasuke: would you like to hangout? -hands rose to her- we can get to know eachother
sakura: -snaps the rose in two- -slams the door in his face-
sasuke: -blushes- ah, tsunderes.
*a few days later sakura, and menma are training outside when sasuke walks up*
menma: -sighs- will you leave us alone sasuke?
sasuke: -hands sakura a rose- every rose has it's thorn. but, every thorn has a brightside
menma: then i guess beauty has a darkside?
sakura: -gets out a kunai, tries to stab sasuke but he dodges-
menma: now you get the picture? you, and hinata would make a good match.-
-sasuke walks away-
*menma, and sakura hug, and kiss*
THE END

Edited by starlitestarbrite, 26 August 2014 - 04:26 AM.