The fact everyone seems outta character.... that's ONE big tell-tale sign
Yup, all of the characters trademarks are gone. There is no shannaro/dattebayo, Naruto's grin is gone even in the shot he puts on his Hokage hat!! He should be smiling from ear to ear!
How about Iruka's comment which hints that Naruto is neglecting his children? Does anyone think Bolt writes "kitten dad" on the monument because of one incident? Because he ditched him once? lol..??
Or what about all the crack pairings? Everyone in Konoha is paired off with eachother, can't stop laughing at that. Even Kiba got the cat lady who appeared once.
The worst thing tho is we didn't see ANYONE achieve their dreams. We see Naruto a page of Naruto as Hokage, but that isn't enough. Tenten wanted to become a legendary ninja, but Kishi trapped her as an unsuccessful store owner. Sasuke wanted to change the world, but he is either stuck in a domestic life with Sakura, or leaving her to be a single mother. IDK what's worse. Naruto wanted to confess to Sakura, Sakura was given no dreams besides getting hands on Sasuke. But we should've still been shown her achievement as a legendary medic kunoichi. "Welcome home, Salad", just doesn't cut it as my goodbye to my favourite character.
Speaking of the salad, can you talk about the kiddos names? They aren't even Japanese, they sound American and the Last will air sooner in the states than any other Naruto movie. They want to milk of the west, but apparently they don't know we're a bunch of pirates. x) The focus of 700 is the next generation, so it isn't an epilogue. It's a prologue for all the up-coming milk.