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[Torxe]

Got any interesting/funny or cool quotes share them here


Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Violence won’t solve anything….But it sure makes me feel good.

A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again. => So true

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

[The Tax-Man]

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. " Hmm?

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. " LOL yeah.

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." True, true.

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. "

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. " - Personal favorite.

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. " ROFLMAO

Edited by The Tax-Man, 30 September 2011 - 08:09 PM.

[HenryFlitzroy]

Some of my favourites :

''A critic is a legless man who teaches running to the fleet of foot.''

''Sometimes a majority is just a big gathering of idiots.''

''I am not afraid of dying, i have been dead for billions of years before i was born, and i have never suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.''

And, of course, the one in my signature.

[BlackLightning]

- There is nothing common about anything common
- It takes balls to throw the first punch in a fight but it takes bigger balls to stop it
- As long as you are alive, you will always want something you don't have
- God has made a mistake putting man at the highest chain of living creature in this world, just look what they did to it
- The only time you are invincible is when you are dead

[Darth Krypt]

"You undress each other before having sex but you dress yourself after. Moral of the story: no one's going to help you once you're f***ed." - funny but true

"When I see mascots, their characters are happy and smiling. But the real person inside is having a hard time but they have no choice but to stay in their joyful character." - I created this myself.

"I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started."

"The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry."

"Riches are not from an abundance of worldly goods but from a contented mind."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people."

"Jealousy springs more from love of self than from love of another."

"Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self."

"He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her."

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"

The last one made me Laugh.

Edited by Fyuria'sLeo, 01 October 2011 - 01:58 PM.

[Torxe]

Good ones

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"

"Before we work on Artificial Intelligence, why don't we do something about Natural Stupidity"

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." => basically what we try in the pairing wars

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction."

"Suicide is a permanent fix to a temporary problem" => Something to think about when your whole life seems to go to hell

[Super Boom]

For some reason, most of my favorite quotes are political, despite me not really caring much for politics.

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
-Ben Franklin

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried.
-Winston Churchill

A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.
-David Lloyd George (former U.K. prime minister and Liberal party member)

[Amy-chan]

"It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that."

"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." (lol)

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."

[BlackLightning]

- When life gives you lemon, make grape juice and let others wonder how the hell you did it.

- when you feel like you need noone else is when you stop being human

- A wise man is one who knows that he knows nothing

- If dying solves everything then we have no need for law

- Skinship is just a polite way to say that you're kittened

- Try and you fail miserably, moral of the story: never try - Homer Simpson

- Whoever says "Mind over matter" never been at the wrong end of a Rocket Launcher

- Men are beast, that is why we will stop at nothing to protect ones we love

- Whoever says nothing is impossible never try slamming a rolling door

- The only thing absolute in this world is that nothing is absolute

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done."


"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."


"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."


"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."

[Amy-chan]

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."


"Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking."


"Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults."


"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."

[BlackLightning]

- First impression can be misleading but they are also your most sincere opinion

- Opposites attracts but similarity is the glue in any working relationships

- Only old dogs cannot be taught new tricks, felines are another thing entirely

[Bryon_Konoha_Ninja]

I got a good one I heard on YouTube;

"Great balls of thunder!! It's stock footage!"

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."


"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."


"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."


"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."

[Bryon_Konoha_Ninja]

"Super Size Me!"

"I don't have a problem sleeping with you or anything, but can I do it.. in the ass?"

"You know, your metaphors are hard to understand."
"Yeah, that's not all that's hard!"

Edited by Bryon_Konoha_Ninja, 13 October 2011 - 07:54 PM.

[Amy-chan]

"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."


"I think the world is run by 'C' students."


"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out."


"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."


"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function."


"I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry."


"The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred."

[FoolishYoungling]

"The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred."

uhhh? explain?

[Fyuria'sLeo]

uhhh? explain?

A coward will die alot more than a brave man would thats pretty much the only way I can explain it.