Reading this was like saying 'Aliens poop in Jupiter, because Obama is a horny Nazi.'
WTF just happened?
I'm laughing at the enormity of the stupidity contained within the two of these chapters. I'd given credence to Kishi being a mature author, and somebody who'd intricately link the story and web everything together in the end.
And what are we presented with instead?
I guess everything that I am frustrated about has been pondered upon more or less. Sakura is a housewife, her kid hates Sasuke. Naruto forgoes every sort of resemblance he shared with his father, and looks like the product of some sort of shady relationship between Obito and his sensei's wife. Not to mention, even HE doesn't give his child the attention he desires. So much for having learnt from his pain.
It strikes me how Kishimoto couldn't even include panels of actual interaction between Naruto and Hinata in the last chapters, because that's how dead that relationship is. 'Hello stranger, I've talked to you about four times in my life, but you've stalked me a lot right? Let's make babies. #Yolo'.
And what exactly IS Sakura? A sex-machine? Sasuke roams about the ninja-world, and returns home ever so scarcely, only to put a kid inside her and disappear again?
I understand that all of this is a bit vulgar, but goddamnit, WHAT just happened?
If he'd wanted to go with NaruHina, he could've actually shown some development on that front, instead of all this.
Also, the irony of situation amuses me. Even the fandoms he wished to please with these chapters are panning him. Calling the ending rushed/lifeless/OOC, etc. He chose popularity over logic, to destroy what had the potential to be the best manga of all time. Like, FFS, he couldn't even add flashbacks to highlight the ending, because any sort of flashback whatsoever would've served as a contradictory link to actuality.
I'll just go back, and start updating my fanfictions, because I refuse to switch ships. This is kitten. I shall not accept that 699 and 700 are the last chapters of Naruto as we know it. I can't accept that the entirety of the heroine's development went down the drain 'cause of some retarded a**hole vagabond who can't even give time and love to his family.
HOW dysfunctional can this series get?
And F*** it. NaruSaku for life!
I don't give a crap about an author as worthless as Kishimoto anymore.