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^Business as usual for the Tax.
I might as well make one of these i(!)-blogs now, even if posts will probably be rare (or maybe not).
QUOTE
On the year of the green plastic-ly disguised paper, a man of uh... plastic was born. IN DISGUISE. Yeah. We're going somewhere! So anyway, he was born in the dark undersides of the many brainchildren of the man with a raised brow. Asexually.
From then on, he proceeded to unload mental gymnastics into the small grey box in front of him. The fliptastic linguistics, however, were lost in the wastelands and backflashes in his synapses.
... and thus was born the modern Tax-Man.
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Now, since I don't exactly have anything interesting to say, (I'm bored. That was your first clue, brothers and sisters in the Brotherandsistermotherfatherhood of Boredom.) I'll unload some generic info about me.
Where are you?
In my bedroom.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Rationally, no. But I pee in my pants during horror movies.
Who are you in love with?
An angel. The only one.
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A wifebeater that got the color from someone else's shirt in the laundry.
Have you been to the movies this past week?
Yup! The Dark Knight Rises.
Are you hot?
Half, maybe. I feel like I'm roasting in here. In the other way, I wouldn't know.
What do you wear to bed?
A T-shirt and sweats. Shorts and a tank top if it's hot.
Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken toe from a fall off the roof.
Have you been in love?
I really do hope that I am. But time will tell.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I don't lure. I'm a human, not a predator.
Next trip you are going to take?
The sweet, sweet bed that I desire like a panda.
Were you an honor roll student in school?
Yeah. I managed to keep my grades around the nineties for the most part.
What do you want to know about the future?
Everything. Knowledge is power.
Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
I think I can still smell some.
How is your best friend?
I don't know. Might still be throwing up from those three bottles of soda he drank a few hours ago.
Do you have a tan?
A bit. I mean really, it's summer people!
What are you listening to right now?
The original Pink Panther theme.
Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Never.
Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
I kind of have to at drive-thrus.
What does your last text message say?
"Get out of bed n come over or I swear I'll break in. I dont even give a kitten if your both buckass nude. HERE. NOW!"
I apologise for the imagery there. But I was just being honest and the illiterate there had some frustrations with his laptop.
Last time you took a shower?
This morning.
Do you need to do laundry?
*Groan* Yeah... I'll get around to it. Eventually.
Are you someone's best friend?
Yup.
Are you rich?
Not really.
What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Playing Tetris. Mmhmm.
What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
About 60 hours. I walked, sat, ate and attempted to understand what the hell was going on. I don't know how that was possible.
What's the best costume you've ever worn?
A Batman cowl. It actually had graphite ears.
Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I didn't sleep for about 60 hours once. I have no idea how or why.
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
South Africa. I like Cape Town.
What did you have for lunch yesterday?
I roasted a chicken. And dude, I'm sorry for accidentally busting your balls and throwing them down the sink.
Where do you go for advice?
Depending on the situation, anyone who could be of use.
Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Thesaurus.
Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
I went scuba diving a few years ago.
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
A few times. I was pissed and grumpy, and the little soldiers were killed in a 'raid'.
What's the sickest you've ever been?
Hospital for a few days with some random sickness I never found the cause of.
What's your favorite form of exercise?
No favorites. I'm liking the bike ride right now though.
What did you do for your 13th birthday?
Had a small party and did random stuff.
Are you afraid of heights?
Right now, I'm afraid of widths. Big, wide, streams of text.
Have you ever taken dance lessons?
No and I don't plan to.
Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers, usually.
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I'll post something else, another day.
Edited by The Tax-Man, 25 July 2012 - 06:48 AM.
