Ten Golden Rules of Videogame Women
#2
Posted 05 February 2009 - 06:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Good God I lol'd
#3
Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:11 PM
As a videogame female, your job is to be as attractive to as many men as possible, and since pedophiles buy videogames too, looking like a ten-year-old boy with huge kittens can't hurt. Japanese female game characters are masters of this, their faces carrying an ambiguity that can be attractive to anybody, which allows salarymen to be naughty pederasts without their wives suspecting a thing.
The perfect women will have completely androgynous faces to ensnare both straight and gay men, with the huge dewy eyes and small mouths of creepy, doll-esque children for the pervoids. Finally, a wazzo pair of jugs sprouting from the ribcage like a two balloons full of custard just to make sure nobody feels guilty about cracking one off over the videogame box art. Everyone's a winner.
Too much lulz.
#4
Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:16 PM
It really does describe more or less every video game heroine, and I find it strange how I never really thought about their lack of clothing as a bad thing before now. Hmmm, strange and curious indeed! Oh well, nice find Hefster, thanks for sharing.
#5
Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:27 PM
Although I do like rule seven from time to time
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#6
Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:51 PM
What's Happening with the Naruto series as of now!
#7
Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:29 PM
Yeah, that pretty much does sum up women in video games. Which is sad, because those are some pretty weak 'characterizations'. Giant bosoms do not a character make.
And put some freaking pants on, for God's sake! Who in their right mind goes wading through a swamp in cut off-cut off jeans? Ever hear of leeches? :rolleyes:
#8
Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:40 PM
#10
Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:38 PM
#11
Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:02 AM
- Albert Einstein
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#12
Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:59 AM
It's important that you make the hero think you hate him, but get insanely jealous when he quite rightly takes an interest in a woman who isn't a stuck-up kitten. Yes, just like in Hey Arnold!. By the end of the game, however, your true feelings will be known, and he suddenly won't mind that you're an egregious kittenspanner with schizophrenic tendencies. It's how love works in real life, too.
I lol at this part, so True so True. Stereotypes will always be broken eventually though, until they themselves become the stereotype.
#13
Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:25 AM
good suff, it's all pretty much True
#14
Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:20 AM
Damn right...
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:50 PM
#16
Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:14 PM
Kiss you for lonesome folly...
#17
Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:51 AM
2 words for that comment: Spot On
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