Well this is how I would do it.
Nappa and Vegeta were on the way to Earth.
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No…."
"Are we there yet?"
"No…!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No…!!"
"Hay Vegeta?"
"What…?!!"
"Can we stop at the That planet Full of ninjas?"
"Nappa if it will shut you up for 5 minutes. Then fine!" Vegeta growled.
Minutes later.
"Well… This is fun…" Vegeta spoke as he watched a black mass float by.
Instantly the ground exploded. "Hey Vegeta look… The locals.." Nappa spoke as they looked at Ninja who began to flank the two Saiyans.
"Seems they brought a welcome service…" Vegeta spoke.
"You know Vegeta. On some planets. They really appreciate foreign commune. It really brings in the revenue…" Nappa spoke as one soldier drew a Kunai. "They'll probably treat us like royalty…"
The twosat in the cell. "Well…" Vegeta started.
"Yeah…" Nappa spoke.
"I say…" A man spoke up. "You two have also been imprisoned too so what did you two try and do…"
As the guy spoke Nappa spoke to Vegeta . "Hey Vegeta…"
"What is it?" Vegeta asked.
"Were in prison Vegeta…"
"I see that Nappa…"Vegeta spoke.
"Hey…"
"What?" Vegeta asked.
"Don't drop the soap."
"I swear to god Nappa. I will shoot you…" Vegeta growled.
"As you can see…" The man said after talking without knowing they weren't listening. "Many questionable people have been locked away in here…" He said looking to the back at a fat man beside him.
"Welcome to oz kitten!" It spoke. "That's right…" He said pointing at Vegeta. " You with the spiky hair. You're going to be my kitten!" The prince's eye twitched.
"I'm going to sell you for a cigarette. But not before I violate you. Because you're my bit-"
Up above a large purple bug sat on his throne. "I love Being Hokage and being with you Hinata chan…Right my queen..?"
"Oh I love you too my Naruto Kun, but we have to deal with the two people that we captured as there were near Konha." a creepy white eye girl said
Both gripped the chairs as an explosion went off.
"What in the world was that…?"
"Hi"
"Who the kitten are you two…?" a Ninja said looking at the two.
"Hi I'm Nappa. And that's Vegeta… He was a prison kitten."
"Shut the hell up Nappa." Vegeta growled. "Anyway we're here because my partner is an idiot…" Vegeta spoke. "Now that we have that out of the way…I think I'll just kill you and…"
"Hey Vegeta…" Nappa spoke.
"Oh god what now…?"
"I think that's their queen… I'm curious on how they breed…" Nappa said as he looked at Hinata, "But I have to say she must be blind I mean look at her eyes Vegeta, there all white and creepy.."
"Oh god Nappa that's disgusting..." Vegeta spoke.
"Hey you guy's…" Nappa spoke interrupting Vegeta. "Breed for us…" Nappa asked.
"Why should we listen to you…? Your surround by my 13 elite…" Nappa blasted the 13. "Dead guards… Well you heard him honey…" The thing spoke.
"They're not doing anything…" Nappa spoke as Vegeta closed his eyes.
"Their standing on top of each other… And… Aaargh…!There, they go…" Nappa said grinning. As they went through the process Nappa took a picture.
Vegeta answer his call.
"Oh… God damn it Nappa…!" Vegeta yelled as they saw the picture.
After breeding finished…
"There. I've done my wife. Will you now leave us in piece…?" The the blonde whisker man saidasked.
"Actually no… I'm still going to kill you…" Vegeta spoke.
"Kurama everyone else we need to hurry!" The whisker man called.
"Vegeta it's… it's…"Nappa spoke. "It's so cute!" Nappa yelled as they looked at the large Fox. "Can I keep it? Can I keep it?!" Nappa called.
"Fine…! Just catch it or something…" Vegeta spoke.
"Yay… Here boy shake!" Nappa yelled catching its hand as it attacks. He snapped a finger off. "Argh… Got your finger…" Nappa said enjoying himself. He brought his arm above his head. "Ok boy now.. Catch the ball…"Nappa called summoning chi into his hand. "Catch the ball…" The beast looked on in fear…
The ball hit him and the beast was no more. "Aw…." Nappa yelled as the dust cleared. "I broke it Vegeta… It must have been made of something weak… Like papier-mâché… Or Raditz…?" Nappa spoke.
Vegeta on the other hand kills the other ninja and gets ready to kill the last one off who has duck hair and red eyes
"Please… I'll do anything you want… I'll give you riches…" The Sasuke spoke as he ran for it. Vegeta raised his fingers. The ground broke up around them. "Women.. you can even have mine I hate her anyway. Wait what you doing…?" He asked.
"I'm about to rock you…"Vegeta spoke as he smirked. "Like a Hurricane…"
"I love that song…!" The Sasuke called only to yell as a rock blasted through his chest. And died.
"Ha! Did you see that Nappa…!" Vegeta called. "That was totally bad-"
"Nappa… What you doing?" Vegeta asked stopping Vegeta's rant.
"I'm cuddling it Vegeta…"
"It's dead Nappa…" She spoke.
"Nooo…..!!"
Nappa cried. "I remember when we first got him…"
Cue the last minute with the fox.
"Yeah… Good times…" Nappa said.
"Please leave us in peace we all have familys and I don't want to lose mine after getting so hard to get it." The white eye girl said as both Saiyans soon saw her past in some odd way that Vegeta just gave a deep sigh.
"Isn't that nice Vegeta…?"Nappa spoke.
"Were leaving Nappa…" Vegeta spoke as they floated to their pods.
"K…" Nappa spoke.
"Look at us Vegeta…" Nappa spoke as they left the planet. "We fought a bunch of Ninja, saw a white eye girl and some how saw her past, I still don't know how that one worked…" Nappa stated. They came to a stop and looked at the planet. "But it was still fun Vegeta maybe we should go again and see more…" As Nappa said that Vegeta blew the planet up.
"Haha.. Haha… Tragic…"Nappa said.