Hiraishin

I don't buy that he "didn't realise he created controversy" with the couples. Maybe he didn't know about this happening in the US, because, well, it's in a whole different country, plus he probably figured everyone here loves NH + SS.. But he had to know about the situation in Japan, even if only vaguely.

How come he listened to his wife about Kushina but not about Narusaku (which was, let's admit it, far more integral to the story?) She's a "strong" character after all. I'm guessing it's because by the time she found out, it was too late -- the storyboards were planned, The Last movie was in production.. Coupled with the fact he cares way too much about popularity and he has no spine/is wishy washy.. Welp, that's how we got that ending, pretty much.

At least we now know that there was at least a couple people in Kishimoto's circle that knew what should have happened. What's the moral of the story? Always listen to your wife.

(Also, how lame of him to try to convince his wife she was the model for Hinata. She sounds nothing like her, what a jerk, and a liar. I won't even comment about how he decided on NH, it's all a bunch of kitten and he knows it.)

"Sasuke decided to tease sakura instead of kissing her." he'd rather 'tease' his wife than show some kind affection towards her after twelve years of not seeing her? Sasuke is truly the king of romance.

"It's just like SS from part one." You mean sakura coming on to Sasuke and Sasuke totally shutting her down? Yep, exactly like part one SS!

why was sakura worried about salad being hurt? she saw her before, she was fine.

 

where'd they have dinner? sakura destroyed their house.

 

"when's the next time you'll be back?" last time it took sasuke twelve years... actually, he didn't even come back for them, if it wasn't for salad looking for him he probably would have never come home. so, probably never.

 

wtf was sakura expecting from sasuke? a kiss? another forehead poke (maybe next time, lol)? kishimoto never fails to make sakura look pathetic around sasuke. he is at least consistent on that front.

 

why does salad want to be hokage? so she can be family with everyone?? so even if her dad's gone she'll have connections? i liked bolt's little scene because i also think that's ridiculous. kinda want him to kick her ass lol.

 

WHY did sasuke leave AGAIN? we don't even get a reason! how come sakura and salad are perfectly okay with this? ugh.

 

^ all my paragraphs started with a w lol.

 

anyway. karin looked pretty this chapter. i always liked suigetsu and karin's interactions so i liked her scenes. the "i just want sasuke to be happy" thing was kinda forced to me tbh. seemed like a way to appease karin/sk fans. kinda the same with the "friendship b/w women" line. like, "sakura and karin are not rivals!!!!" how would they even meet though. just along the road?? as sakura trailed after sasuke? and going by what she said, sasuke came home one day, knocked sakura up, then left, making sakura chase after him... for nine months apparently (but there could be a translation error so we'd have to wait for mangastream). why did karin keep the umbilical cord? weirdo. and KABUTO. this guy helped out with orochimaru's experiments too! he killed a bunch of people! he is allowed to be free, around children no less? how- what. seriously... i wonder if the shins will participate in the chuunin exams lol. maybe they'll enter the academy.

 

i know we didn't get a very good look at ino but i thought she looked beautiful haha.

Oh, and this:
 

Since you guys like spoilers so much, and I like trolling so much. I made a bunch of spoilers for you- though one of them is real, can you find the real one?

Karin shows up after all the Shins have been defeated, and tries to explain to Sarada why their DNA Matched. Appearently the healing effects of Karin's blood where enhanced by some of Orochimaru's experiments on Sasuke which also resulted in him carrying her DNA and this was passed on to Karin.

Appearently, Shin is Chocho's father.

Rinnegan appears in one of Sarada's eyes, possibly a result of Uzumaki Blood and Uchiha Blood mixing.

Itachi shows up to save the day again. He used his Sharingan to take over the afterlife and has ressurected all the people who had ever died. Including Kaguya, who is currently dating the Third Hokage.

Naruto wins the day by glaring at the Shins and then gives them a bit of TNJ telling them he will fix their bad manners, and they all returned to Konoha to live happily forever. Possibly.

It seems that the older Shin had created some kind of self-destruct link between himself and the other shins, as shortly after Sarada's attack all the Shin's start to fall apart as a seal covers there body after it first appears on the Older Body. They don't say for sure though, and Sasuke thinks that maybe it was something Orochimaru implanted.

Sarada's attack from the last chapter pretty much wiped out nearly all the Shin's, but some of them survived and Sakura feeling all motherly decided to take them back to Konoha to be raised at an Orphanage run by Kabuto and Urushi.

Mugen Tsukuyomi, or at least a smaller version of it, is used to place all the Shin's into an eternal Genjustu cast by Sasuke using the eyes implanted in the dead older Shin.

Orochimaru shows up to assist the team and ends up sealing all the Shins with some kind of mass summoning where a large number of snakes arrive to coil around and swallow the Shins whole before disappearing. Naruto is worried that Orochimaru won't deal with the Shin's properly and that they may return again.

Madara appears with Hashirama and they play Rock-Papaer-Scissors to decide who gets to be the 8th Hokage.

first letter of each paragraph spells Karin is mom..

So, how soon till we get Evil spoilers?

I heard Evil confirmed it's the last chapter -- not that that wasn't obvious already, but my point with this is that she's showed up already lol.

Well, I have a feeling it's going to get really bad in these next two chapters. So yeah, the previous chapters won't suck as much.

Kishimoto does have a record of kittening things up in two chapters.

That stil doesn't explain Himawari's age. She's becoming a space time continuum.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter because Himawari's even more irrelevant than her mother. I don't think Naruto even knows he has a daughter.

Idk, in Gaiden the kids look at least a few years older than in 700.

Other than having a movie made about him despite being irrelevant

Ohh yeah you're right, almost forgot about that.

Oh which there is no indication of her being an affinity for it in the manga itself what so ever. If her affinity is for it, then she can use it. Just like how Naruto uses wind and Sasuke is lightning and Fire.

Can't use the databooks anymore.

Point still stands. Of course. Genetics in this universe don't work right.

She CAN use it but that doesn't mean she will. Naruto's affinity is for wind of course, but he didn't use it before shippuden. Why? Because he didn't know how, he didn't know about it at all, just like Hinata probably doesn't. And she doesn't have to, because she can use the Hyuuga clan's taijutsu, with her byakugan. It's canon until it's retconned too. *shrug*

when i saw this panel of sakura

i immediately thought of this panel:

they look way too similar

 

also what's with the way kishimoto draws blushes now. looks like she's got a rash or something.

Something I have been wondering since the spin off started is what was it that caused Sarada to start doubting that Sakura was her mother? that was a missed opportunity for this chapter

she saw the picture of taka and noticed she had the same glasses as karin.

Sakura looks kinda weird in the last page. A bit manly. Also, Shin wants to know about Sasuke? What does he want know...

Oh and the repeatedly referring to each other as husband and wife is unnecessary. We get it, they're married. They do have actual names, geez.

"Naruto asked if she feel anything inside."

Waaaaat?

da f-ck.

Maybe like, if she feels anything inside for her mother.

lulz sakura poked sarada? how did this even become a thing....

It makes no damn sense. Kishimoto created this whole forehead poke thing and he doesn't even seem to know the meaning of it. Unless he knows that Sakura doing it makes no sense and doesn't care.

Like.. She doesn't even know the meaning behind it. Even Sasuke, when he did it to her (ugh) was showing a sort of distance, with the "next time" thing. What reason could Sakura have to possibly do it? To kittening Salad? Did she remember the time Sasuke poked her, was heartwarmed and wanted to comfort Salad or smth?

God, Kishimoto, stop tainting the forehead poke and the meaning behind it.

Maybe he just wants to appease the SS fans a bit and since he knows whatever he does doesn't have to make any sense at all, he does whatever..

I bet the "happiest memory" of Sasuke is from the Team 7 days. Or forehead poke.

Well, it's actually quite plausible that it'll be something that happened between 699 and 700 to try to justify SS, make it seem better than it is, something for SS to salivate over (which takes very little).

Since when can Sasuke dimension jump?? Is it a power that Sharinnegan has, which we've never seen that Kishimoto decided to pull out of his ass?

Is she being sarcastic? What the first user said was pretty much just the two spoilers Evil posted together, lol.

Wow wow wow .... O.O

"Evil, I have a question. Is time related to the dimension jumping that Sasuke has been doing? Such as in a different dimension, time is moving much slower than in his own world? Could this be related to all those missing years that Sasuke was not in his daughter's life? Is he not aware of how much time passed? It's just a thought I've had for quite awhile..."

SS trying to find excuses ..

Some interstellar kitten.

That wouldn't even make sense because when they were fighting Kaguya and going through dimensions and kitten time passed by normally.

 
Suigetsu took a mouth swab on Salad and got this box of thing in Karin's work table. The box contain either a hair or an umbilical cord, it wasn't clear but we are not 100% sure what and who actually owns that thing in the box.

It couldn't be a hair. It would make sense if it was Sasuke's hair because Karin would cherish something like that but I'm sure Suigetsu can tell the difference between red and black hair (and I don't think Karin would cherish a lock of her own hair, especially since she's got about a million more of them on her own head lol). Also Suigetsu said she's had it since birth, makes sense that it's an umbilical cord which the Japanese often keep in boxes like that.

Orochimaru is wearing clothes similar to Mitsuki's
#confirmed