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[Aizen-Sama]

Guilty people will always, consciously or not, try to wash away their mistakes. They will babble inconsistently digging their graves deeper. Thats why lawyers often ask their clients to shut the hell up first.

and dont we all know someone who is so inconsistent???

Guilty people unconsciously try to cover their mistakes...I completely forgot that!! This explains so much why Kishimoto is making all these retcons and sticking his foot in his mouth in every interview. He knows he kittened up & is trying to cover it!!

[trang95]

Timeline of the novels:

https://www.animenew...unveiled/.87311

 

Naruto - Kakashi Hiden: Hyōten no Ikazuchi (Naruto - Kakashi Hidden Legend: Lightning of the Frozen Sky) takes place a few months after the second-to-last chapter of the original manga, and a short time after this, Sasuke leaves the village. Naruto - Shikamaru Hiden: Yami no Shijima ni Ukabu Kumo (Naruto - Shikamaru Hidden Legend: The Cloud That Floats in the Silence of the Darkness) and the The Last -Naruto the Movie- film and its novel adaptation take place two years after the chapter, and Naruto - Sakura Hiden: Shiren, Haru Kaze ni Nosete (Naruto - Sakura Hidden Legend - Feelings of Love, Riding on the Spring Wind) will take place a few months after those novels. Shortly after Sakura Hiden, the shinobi of the Hidden Leaf Village look for presents for Naruto and Hinata's wedding in Naruto - Konoha Hiden: Shūgen Biyori. Shortly after this, the couple is wed.

[Nar123]

Timeline of the novels:

https://www.animenew...unveiled/.87311

 

LMAO, if we follow this then Naruto anfd Hinata married just a few months after getting together      

 

And Salad isn't supposed to have the same age as Burrito? In the NH marriage, SS wasn't together yet...this essentially means that Sasuke just hit it and left       

[TouKen4Life3g]

Ok, let's look at it:

So Naruto got married at age 19? The man moves quick.

[Aizen-Sama]

 

LMAO, if we follow this then Naruto anfd Hinata married just a few months after getting together      

 

And Salad isn't supposed to have the same age as Burrito? In the NH marriage, SS wasn't together yet...this essentially means that Sasuke just hit it and left       

 

Of course Sasuke hit it and left, that's what the whole SS garbage is about.  Sex and being treated like trash. 

[rocci]

Ok, let's look at it:

So Naruto got married at age 19? The man moves quick.

Can't hold to taste that Hinata white jiggling kitten.

[kidNinja]

[dejavu]

Ok, let's look at it:

So Naruto got married at age 19? The man moves quick.

Coz you gotta wait til yer 18 to have trulab.

Plus Hinata needs to act fast before her titty spell comes off just like what we saw on 700. Her sweet husbando appears to neglect home even tho his specialty is to multiply himself.

[TouKen4Life3g]

Coz you gotta wait til yer 18 to have trulab.

Plus Hinata needs to act fast before her titty spell comes off just like what we saw on 700. Her sweet husbando appears to neglect home even tho his specialty is to multiply himself.

Plus it leaves no room for comedy skit within these couple. Stuff like this you see in USA media. But that's not happening. I guess Naruto realized that when he couldn't afford a date. Life needs action.

[Narufan85]

 

Of course Sasuke hit it and left, that's what the whole SS garbage is about.  Sex and being treated like trash. 

 

I think there are a whole lot of stupid Naruto fans who haven't really been in relationships. Hawt sex does not always translate to happy, stable relationships.

[Nami]

Ok, let's look at it:

So Naruto got married at age 19? The man moves quick.

 

Ah I remember when we used to imagine Naruto and Sakura would get married pretty fast...   But, unlike anything NaruHina, that would've made sense since they were really close to begin with. Damn, now I made myself sad again.

[Aizen-Sama]

 
I think there are a whole lot of stupid Naruto fans who haven't really been in relationships. Hawt sex does not always translate to happy, stable relationships.

Who cares about love when you have Sasuke's big c*ck! <3

[Nar123]

Dont know if this was already posted here but...

 

 

 

“In Konohagakure, there was an announcement of a certain special mission by the Sixth Hokage Kakashi. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: ‘The people who are attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts’. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure raise the curtain on a mission to procure the items. Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chōji held a tactical meeting over barbecue. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and Hinata’s team-mates, Shino and Kiba, what celebratory gifts did everyone choose ?Depicting 'beyond the original work’, it’s the fourth instalment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi !Soon, the wedding ceremony begins.”

[TouKen4Life3g]

Dont know if this was already posted here but...

 

Old news but yes, this is just....yeah...

[Frankie]

Dont know if this was already posted here but...
 

Kill... Me... Please.

[Bail o' Lies]

Huh? Shouldn't it be out by now? It's May second and it was suppose to be released May first? ...I guess literally no one was interest in this Novel to buy it. 

 

Here's a summary for the wiki: "In Konohagakure, there was an announcement of a certain special mission by the Sixth Hokage Kakashi. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: "The people who are attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts". And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure raise the curtain on a mission to procure the items. Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chōji held a tactical meeting over barbecue. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku's Teuchi, Naruto's former teacher Iruka, and Hinata's team-mates, Shino and Kiba,…. What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?

Depicting "beyond the original work", it's the fourth instalment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

Soon, the wedding ceremony begins."

 

It was written by Sho Hinata...I'm not joking. This is apparently the first book this person was ever written

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 03 May 2015 - 04:19 AM.

[TouKen4Life3g]

No one cares.

[Bail o' Lies]

No one cares.

Obviously.

[Don'tMindME]

I doubt anyone here cares, but the prologue has been translated:

http://cacatuasulphu...ators-note-heyy