So Mole and I were having a fun exercise the other day. I personally think this manga is slowly declining in intrinsic value, and there are a lot of people who agree with me. This thread is about Naruto endings that won't happen, but would be funny if Kishimoto went this route.
For instance:
If Naruto wins, gets Sakura, redeems Obito, revives Neji, and everyone lives happily ever after, only to find out that Madara and Obito are talking to each other asking, "I wonder what they are dreaming about."
And it ends on that note.
That would redeem Kishimoto for me.
So what endings do you think would be funny or interesting besides the normal shonen trope?