The bit I saw was him almost in tears over some BS symbolism about how Bolt asked Naruto to tell him his life story and it was some symbolism for the entire manga blah blah.
Burrito: Daddy would you tell me a story? But make it short because I'm tired and want to go to bed.
Nardo: Sure taco, but you have to call me Lord Hokage-Sama Master of the World from now on.
Burrito: ...
Nardo: Once upon a time there was an orphan kid. This kid grew up without his parents and he never even knew who his parents were. No one wanted to tell him that his parents sacrificed themselves to save him and the village that he grew up in.
Burrito: That's sad.
Nardo: Yeah but it got even worse than that for him. You see all this kid ever wanted was for someone anyone to acknowledge his existence in this world. But no one did because all they saw when they looked at him, was a monster. So he did everything he could to get people's attention. Including making an ass out of himself.
And in the end it worked. One of his teachers finally acknowledged him. The boy was in tears when it happened. It was the happiest day of his life thus far. And starting from that day almost everyone started to acknowledge him. Including the girl the he loved from the moment he first saw her. But the girl liked someone else, so because the boy loved the girl he did everything in his power to make sure the girl was happy, including sacrificing and hiding his own feelings for her when he promised to her to get back the guy that she liked. It was an incredibly painful moment for him, but also one that showed how strong his love for her was.
Burrito: Sounds like someone filled with a lot of pain but with a heart of gold.
Nardo: Yeah. That was the boy. Anyway let me continue. The boy failed to keep up his promise but vowed to never give up.
So for years he chased down this guy who by the way he also called his friend. Even though he really had no reason to call him that.
But hey the kid grew up as an orphan so anyone who would even look at him was instantly considered as his friend.
In the mean time, this kid faced other problems. You see this kid was hunted by a group of really powerful men that wanted the monster that was sealed in him. He lost one of his teachers to this group. Someone who was more than a teacher to him. He lost someone who was like a father to him.
So he understood that the only way to face this group of people was to fight. And he did. The boy fought and won against the leader of the group, and in the process saved his village. Everyone who saw him as a monster before finally saw him as what he always wanted to be seen. As a hero. Even the girl that he loved showed him affection that day. He achieved what he always wanted to achieve. Acknowledgment from everyone.
Burrito: That's actually heartwarming.
Nardo: To keep this story short. After those events he meet his mother. It was a moment of instant joy for him. He jumped in her arms as soon as found out who she was.
She told him the truth behind the night he born. How a masked man attacked the village and his father fought and defeated him but even though he was victorious, he still lost. Because he realized that the masked man will attack the village again. So sacrificed himself and the life of his own wife to seal the monster in their kid. So the kid will fight against the masked man when time came.
Before she parted ways, she gave her son some motherly rules. To eat his veggies, to not drink until his old enough to drink, to not gamble and to find a girl like her.
She did not know that her son already found a girl like her. The girl that he loved from the very beginning.
Burrito: Please go on.
Nardo: Well after he meet his mother, a war started. A war that was started by the masked man, and the goal of this war was to capture the boy. Now since the boy made a lot of friends in life. All of his friends went to war to protect the kid and the world. But they kept the kid in hiding because they wanted to protect him. He eventually learned about the war and decided to step in because he will not allow anyone to die for him while he hides.
He joined the war fought against the masked man and won. Unfortunately someone else was on the side of the mask man, someone more dangerous than anyone. This man stole the monster that was sealed in the kid, thus the kid was going to die. But the girl that he loved jumped in and did everything in her power to save him. Even with her last breath she still didn't want to give up on the kid. She fought until the very end to save him. With her help the kid was rescued from death.
But all of that was for nothing.
Burrito: What? What do you mean?
Nardo: In the end all the suffering and pain the kid went through, all the fighting that he did, all the times he saved the world. Everything he did, did not matter in the end. This story that I just told you was for nothing. Because in the end the one of the most horrible traits mankind has ever known, won.
Burrito: I don't understand. What happened to the boy?
Nardo: Well taco, greed happened. Greed. The greed of a corporation won in the end. That combined with carelessness of man who decided to give up. A man who stopped fighting and just gave up. And in the end the boy's journey meant nothing. The story was made irrelevant and the boy lost everything he fought for.
Burrito: I still don't understand. What are you talking about?
Nardo: The boy was treating like trash by the very people he saved. He was given as a reward to selfish girl that never cared about him. The woman he loved distanced herself from him, his friends abandoned him, his own kids hate him, he hates his life, he stays at work as much as possible to not see his kids and wife, he never got to tell the girl that he loves his feelings towards her. And he's miserable and just wants all of this to be over.
Burrito: I still don't understand. Why did you switch the story to a horror story? What's going on here? What are you talking about? What is this?
Nardo: Maybe another time taco, now I need a drink to drown my sorrows and get something from my drawer. Goodbye kid. I don't think I'll ever see you again.
Burrito: Wait ... were you talking about yourself this whole time?
Nardo: Go to bed kid.
Burrito: You were, weren't you? The orphan boy is you. The story was about you. What are you planning to do?
Nardo: ... Goodbye kid. Make sure you don't end up like me.
Edited by Nostradamus, 15 November 2015 - 03:29 AM.