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#61 shadow_Uzumaki

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 03:51 PM

But that WAS what Momo and Appa would look like if it wasn't a cartoon.

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 04:50 AM

The Room

I dare you all to watch it all the way through, no turning it off even if you want to, and say you've seen worse. I know that by daring you, people will now simply say it wasn't the worse after seeing it. But they'll know in their heart of hearts that it's that bad.

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 05:05 AM

For all these bad movies, that's not what I think of when I think the "worst".
For me, the worst is one of those where you have to wonder who comes with these things and why, and what sickness is it inspiring. The Human Centipede is one of those squick movies I've heard about where it makes me want to puke. The human imagination is a double edged sword alright >.< I would rather watch the entire Twilight series with no brakes than sit through Human Centipede.

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 10:51 AM

I can't believe that my bff wants to watch the Eclipse premiere!!! I AM GUNNA KILL M'ASELF!

 

 


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Posted 02 July 2010 - 01:46 PM

Tell him to just go win something from it at Burger King instead. biggrin.gif

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 02:42 PM

QUOTE (Sakura_1_ @ Jul 2 2010, 06:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe that my bff wants to watch the Eclipse premiere!!! I AM GUNNA KILL M'ASELF!


My advice, find a new BFF... biggrin.gif

Edited by No WhereMan, 02 July 2010 - 02:42 PM.

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 03:23 PM

QUOTE (Broken Figurine @ Jul 1 2010, 11:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For all these bad movies, that's not what I think of when I think the "worst".
For me, the worst is one of those where you have to wonder who comes with these things and why, and what sickness is it inspiring. The Human Centipede is one of those squick movies I've heard about where it makes me want to puke. The human imagination is a double edged sword alright >.< I would rather watch the entire Twilight series with no brakes than sit through Human Centipede.

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Oh god that movie comes from the depths of hell.

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 03:52 AM

Twilight Eclipse...ugh why why did i watched it D:

Negative one million/10

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 10:07 PM

When I saw this topic the first movie that came to my mind was;
The Skeleton Key..
It was stupid.
A huge waste of money,
and a even more waste of my time.
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 10:09 PM

Either all the "movies"; such as Disaster Movie and Epic Movie, Breeders, or Skin Deep.


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Posted 05 July 2010 - 11:47 PM

QUOTE (No WhereMan @ Jul 2 2010, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My advice, find a new BFF... biggrin.gif


LOL XD I just managed 2 skip that movie. How? "Oh, I am sorry I will be on a trip during the next weeks, so I can't come 2 the premiere with u!" Heh, I am good with excuses

 

 


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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:57 AM

What the... everybody is talking badly of lost in translation, but when I went to wikipedia, it said the movie recieved an average aproval of 95% from the critics! If your guys are really saying the truth, then my suspections were right, movie reviwers don't deserve the payment they recieve! rawr.gif

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:03 AM

I agree with you, practically every awesome movie I've seen was given crappy reviews.

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:12 AM

QUOTE (Nate River @ Jun 15 2010, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I watch movies so rarely I can't add a lot of new stuff, but I'll add the Never Ending Story. My old college roommate thinks I'm high for hating it, but I detest the movie. I really though it'd never end.


OHHHH HOHOHO.. I'll agree with you there. I've hated that movie since I was a child! They used to make us watch the damn thing all the time in grade school. DX

Clash of the Titans, I would like to state that I it was REALLY boring and I spent most of the time asking myself why I was even there.

Avatar I know everyone loved it, but really I hated the story. It was Pocahontas 2.0 and all about human greed BLAH BLAH BLAH... its not like we haven't heard that before... I found it insanely repetitive.

Twilight I thought I'd give it a try and see what all the hype was about that and it was on one on the free movie channels. The only part that I enjoyed was when Old man Cullen was chewing on Edwards neck. I was like OMG YAOI!

Dragonball Evolution bad everything, but epic LULZ.

Crank 2 Honestly did they have to make another one? Though I found it pretty hilarious...

Secret Window. OH LOL.

And a thing about Lost in Translation. I would like to say WE ARE talking about Japan right? They are pretty much the most racist country IN THE WORLD. Have you seen how they portray other countries in everything? Pretty much every character from another race is stereotyped. Its about time they some of there own medicine.

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 08:51 AM

LOL looks like i have a lot of movies to watch, if only for the luuuulz.

The Love Guru - WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GONNA BE FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST. Wait no, why did I reason myself to not leave the room when it wasn't even my choice in the first place. It was a stupid cousin's choice. Who in the world let him pick? It was painful. Blatant racism even when I didn't think they'd depend on it throughout the WHOLE movie. So painful. Mike... why mike, why? And Justin, be a man. Have standards. Man, I want my ~2 hours back, so terribad.

Catwoman - THAT CAT RESURRECTION SCENE FREAKED ME THE FRIK OUT. It didn't even make sense, this movie. Where exactly did it take place? I was confused. But eh Benjamin Bratt unf-inducing so I was okay for the most part. And the basketball scene was funny and... random.

QUOTE (Broken Figurine @ Jul 2 2010, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For all these bad movies, that's not what I think of when I think the "worst".
For me, the worst is one of those where you have to wonder who comes with these things and why, and what sickness is it inspiring. The Human Centipede is one of those squick movies I've heard about where it makes me want to puke. The human imagination is a double edged sword alright >.< I would rather watch the entire Twilight series with no brakes than sit through Human Centipede.

-wraps self up in a blanket- Happy thoughts... Happy thoughts...

OH GOD LOL THAT MOVIE AAAAAAAAH

you know, I heard that there is a sequel in the works. No really, I think it started shooting in June. I know. I'm sorry. Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault. XDXD



also i didn't intentionally enlarge the title so it grabs peoples attention thus forcing them to horrific enlightenment. Nope.

QUOTE (Tsunade @ Jul 6 2010, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Avatar I know everyone loved it, but really I hated the story. It was Pocahontas 2.0 and all about human greed BLAH BLAH BLAH... its not like we haven't heard that before... I found it insanely repetitive.

Nah I hated it too. Didn't help that people were killing themselves over it. And I felt a Lion King vibe from the love scene (can you feeel the looove toniiight~ fit freaking perfectly, try it). Also got a Ferngully feel from when what's her face was showing what's his face around the forest. and when the BIG MEAN OL' HUMAN MACHINES started tearing down the forest. Lastly it was long. SO LONG OMG argh1.png

#76 shadow_Uzumaki

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:02 PM

Clash of the Titans: I would've loved it but the fact that Hades was portrayed as (unfairly so) a bad guy irked me.... I mean, he helped Perseus by giving him his Invisible Cap in the original myth! It was a wrongfully done adaptation of one of the more decent heroes and deities in Greek mythology and I would've probably liked it if I didn't know the original myth.... rolleyes.gif Ignorance is bliss indeed....

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:37 PM

QUOTE (shadow_Uzumaki @ Jul 6 2010, 02:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Clash of the Titans: I would've loved it but the fact that Hades was portrayed as (unfairly so) a bad guy irked me.... I mean, he helped Perseus by giving him his Invisible Cap in the original myth! It was a wrongfully done adaptation of one of the more decent heroes and deities in Greek mythology and I would've probably liked it if I didn't know the original myth.... rolleyes.gif Ignorance is bliss indeed....


Without saying that Perseu was a total weakling, he did'nt looked like a demigod even the slightless. He aways won the fights by luck or because someone died on his place. switch perseu with a character like Kratos and see if he is gonna need any help! cool.gif

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:47 PM

Am I the only one who's reminded of a book I read by this conversation?

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 02:57 PM

Other then Twilight, one of the worst movies I have seen was The Blair Witch Project. It was said to be scary but it was one very boring movie. It was like "let's explore this spooky forest where this witch lives" and then "Oh no we need to get out before we..." *falls dead*... end.
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Posted 07 July 2010 - 04:54 AM

QUOTE (alexander @ Jul 7 2010, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Without saying that Perseu was a total weakling, he did'nt looked like a demigod even the slightless. He aways won the fights by luck or because someone died on his place. switch perseu with a character like Kratos and see if he is gonna need any help! cool.gif

In the movie maybe, in the original myth though, Perseus is actually quite resourceful in his quest. I don't know how familiar you are with Greek Mythology but not all Demigod in the myth have superpowers (Like Herakles/Hercules or Kratos) In fact, most of them are no different than normal human (Jason for one is a great leader but thats it, he manage with nothing but his wits and guts. Orpheus, he's pretty much just a REALLY good musician but otherwise, he's just a normal human), merely a bit more handsome/pretty/talented/smarter. Thats why I don't like most movies regarding greek myth namely Percy Jackson and Clash of the Titan (300 is the only exception, then again, they stay true to the myth as much as possible). They just pervert the Greek Myth too much.


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