Quotes
#1
Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:22 PM
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Violence won’t solve anything….But it sure makes me feel good.
A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again. => So true
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
In support of the Sakura we once knew:
#2
Posted 30 September 2011 - 08:08 PM
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. " LOL yeah.
"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." True, true.
"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. "
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. " - Personal favorite.
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. " ROFLMAO
Edited by The Tax-Man, 30 September 2011 - 08:09 PM.
1. "This is worthless NONSENSE."
2. "This is an interesting, but perverse, point of view..."
3. "True, but quite unimportant."
4. "I ALWAYS SAID SO!"
#3
Posted 01 October 2011 - 12:09 AM
''A critic is a legless man who teaches running to the fleet of foot.''
''Sometimes a majority is just a big gathering of idiots.''
''I am not afraid of dying, i have been dead for billions of years before i was born, and i have never suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.''
And, of course, the one in my signature.
#4
Posted 01 October 2011 - 02:41 AM
- It takes balls to throw the first punch in a fight but it takes bigger balls to stop it
- As long as you are alive, you will always want something you don't have
- God has made a mistake putting man at the highest chain of living creature in this world, just look what they did to it
- The only time you are invincible is when you are dead
Love is not about admiring the strength or perfection of the person but to fully accept their shortcoming and weakness. - Me
Dragcave: (Mine and a Certain cat's): http://dragcave.net/user/MelisaArtemis
#5
Posted 01 October 2011 - 05:18 AM
"When I see mascots, their characters are happy and smiling. But the real person inside is having a hard time but they have no choice but to stay in their joyful character." - I created this myself.
"I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started."
"The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry."
"Riches are not from an abundance of worldly goods but from a contented mind."
DK
#6
Posted 01 October 2011 - 01:58 PM
"Jealousy springs more from love of self than from love of another."
"Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self."
"He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her."
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
The last one made me Laugh.
Edited by Fyuria'sLeo, 01 October 2011 - 01:58 PM.
#7
Posted 01 October 2011 - 09:16 PM
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
"Before we work on Artificial Intelligence, why don't we do something about Natural Stupidity"
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." => basically what we try in the pairing wars
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction."
"Suicide is a permanent fix to a temporary problem" => Something to think about when your whole life seems to go to hell
In support of the Sakura we once knew:
#8
Posted 01 October 2011 - 11:18 PM
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
-Ben Franklin
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried.
-Winston Churchill
A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.
-David Lloyd George (former U.K. prime minister and Liberal party member)
#9
Posted 09 October 2011 - 02:53 PM
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." (lol)
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
#10
Posted 10 October 2011 - 04:26 AM
- when you feel like you need noone else is when you stop being human
- A wise man is one who knows that he knows nothing
- If dying solves everything then we have no need for law
- Skinship is just a polite way to say that you're kittened
- Try and you fail miserably, moral of the story: never try - Homer Simpson
- Whoever says "Mind over matter" never been at the wrong end of a Rocket Launcher
- Men are beast, that is why we will stop at nothing to protect ones we love
- Whoever says nothing is impossible never try slamming a rolling door
- The only thing absolute in this world is that nothing is absolute
Love is not about admiring the strength or perfection of the person but to fully accept their shortcoming and weakness. - Me
Dragcave: (Mine and a Certain cat's): http://dragcave.net/user/MelisaArtemis
#11
Posted 10 October 2011 - 12:53 PM
"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."
#12
Posted 12 October 2011 - 09:17 PM
"Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking."
"Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults."
"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."
#13
Posted 13 October 2011 - 04:27 AM
- Opposites attracts but similarity is the glue in any working relationships
- Only old dogs cannot be taught new tricks, felines are another thing entirely
Love is not about admiring the strength or perfection of the person but to fully accept their shortcoming and weakness. - Me
Dragcave: (Mine and a Certain cat's): http://dragcave.net/user/MelisaArtemis
#14
Posted 13 October 2011 - 06:05 AM
"Great balls of thunder!! It's stock footage!"
#15
Posted 13 October 2011 - 03:25 PM
"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."
#16
Posted 13 October 2011 - 07:53 PM
"I don't have a problem sleeping with you or anything, but can I do it.. in the ass?"
"You know, your metaphors are hard to understand."
"Yeah, that's not all that's hard!"
Edited by Bryon_Konoha_Ninja, 13 October 2011 - 07:54 PM.
#17
Posted 15 October 2011 - 02:06 PM
"I think the world is run by 'C' students."
"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out."
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult."
#18
Posted 21 October 2011 - 01:16 AM
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function."
"I have nothing to say, and I am saying it, and that is poetry."
"The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred."
#19
Posted 21 October 2011 - 01:27 AM
uhhh? explain?
Left Hand to the Future Pirate King
Vinsmoke "Black Leg" Sanji
#20
Posted 21 October 2011 - 01:53 AM
A coward will die alot more than a brave man would thats pretty much the only way I can explain it.
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