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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMGOGMOGMGLKDS IS THIS FOR REAL

IS THIS FOR REAL?????

WHAT DOES IT SAY

Apparently, according to tumblr, people are translating it as Sakura saying "At this rate, Naruto will di-" ... Presumably gonna say "die."

Sasuke reveals that he has been wearing a girdle and is secretly very fat

Oh, and Gamakichi and Madara get married.

Honestly, I think that's just the kind of relationship Kishimoto likes the best

And I believe Sasuke/Karin is going happen, too. Once I found out she was an Uzumaki, I didn't doubt for a second that this is how the cycle of hatred between the Uchicha and the Senju clan was going to irridicated. It vaguely reminded me of Harry/Ginny, and how that's how Harry found a literal way into the Weasley family. Like, this is how Sasuke and Naruto are literally going to become family. (On that note, I wonder how closely related Naruto and Karin are?)

Also, how freaking cute would a NaruSaku/SasuKarin family get together be? All those little bright red-haired youngin's running around everywhere, yelling. Sasuke and Sakura sighing and saying that, well, this is what you get when you dip into the Uzumaki gene pool. And of course, Sai's there too, the ever-reliable babysitter. And Killer B, too. And Gaara, who can bring Shukaku, for old time's sake. And Gamakichi turns up, with his wife and tadpoles. Sasuke can summon Manda 2 for the kids to play with and everyone can get a baby giant snake to take home with them as a party favor.

AHEM oops, a little OT.

I've got a question, actually. Does everyone remember the dark days of shipping NS? Like, right before H&E was opened? How NaruSaku wasn't nearly the popularity powerhouse it is today, and NH&SS were sorta the defaults? I remember hearing that NS was always the popular pairing of choice in Japan, even in those days. Does anybody know if this is true?

That is a beautiful, beautiful cosplay, I gotta say. /wolf whistles

1. Unfortunately, I think Tsunade will die. I don't forsee Orochimaru surviving, either. (Though I have to say, I would LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOVE to see a spinoff omake of Tsunade and Orochimaru being wary buddy-pals. With Jiraiya, cuz HE AINT DEAD SHHHH.) The Sannin will pass and it will come full circle: Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura will take their place. Also, if she dies, she's reunited with her king Jiraiya in the afterlife. YEAH!

2. Tentatively hopeful for Sakura to have Slug Sage Mode. Have we ever had many flashbacks to HER training? It may be Kishimoto being, uhh, Kishimoto but he could also be saving one. Point 1 could tie into this, with my Queen Tsunade being critically injured and SHAZAM! Sakura activates and truly takes her master's place.

3. Hinata thinks about something that isn't Naruto. Like ... I don't know, her lunch or something.

4. Shino is slighted yet again somehow and sullks.