Posted 30 January 2014 - 10:26 PM
I've got a mother load for you:
From the nh side:
Thinking the hygua are somehow connected in the eye of the moon plan or the sharigan (given this had a basis at first but I can explain why it's just spins and now, some thought of some golden braking an theory)
Thinking Kushina should come back to address 631 or that 631 should be brushed off despite many having once followed the Kushina foreshadow
Thinking naruto is over sakura and somehow in love with naruto despite no issues of either naruto moving on or going more towards hinata have ever come up
Thinking situations like 631 are for the characters to figure out not the readers.
Here are some better real crazy theories:
Thinking fanbase size matters I did a big long ass post about this one time
Trying to use other mangas as a basis for nh like Dragonball with goku and chichi
Thinking western customs take precedence over the eastern ones it's based on
Try to use opposite colors on some color wheel with naruto and hinata as a basis for nh
Try to use the ultimate ninja storm games as a basis for nh, like the secret lovers ordeal or hinatas end mission with naruto in uns3
Saying sakura cares nothing for naruto, or is abusive, it's an old arguement but people still throw this one around
Say hinata is the heroine despite her not being used much
That the current event is just sakura concerned as a friend, that we should not expect some deep emotional event from her in anyway shape or form
That naruto would succeed in everything yet ignore or forget his longtime crush in sakura
Said that sakura is what naruto cannot accomplish and how hinata offers him a new light what sakura never could and how 457 was naruto letting go because he realized sakura was unreachable in love
That hinata will be the one beside naruto in the end.
That a concept art of hinata in a dress as a civilian girl is proof of nh forgetting the word concept
As for SS, oh boy get ready:
That the land of iron was a secret meeting of passing information to each other
That sakura will never stop loving Sasuke
That sakura will follow Sasuke endlessly
That hearing the truth about itachi will make her understand everything and follow Sasuke again without regard
That 635 sakura was planning in doing something bad to help Sasuke over naruto
That whenever we see that picture of team 7 cracking in the jubbito fight that Sasuke intends to remove only naruto and be in love with sakura
That Sasuke always loved sakura
That Sasuke is infatuated with sakura after seeing her new power
That sakura regained her feelings for him in 632
That she will run to Sasuke in his current condition in 663 or forget naruto entirely
That Sasuke with sakura would be the best romantic ending and bring the best character development
That sakura understanding itachis truth will make everything better between them
That because kishi said his favorite character was Sasuke, people think sasusaku is going to happen
Both think:
Narusaku lost in 469 calling us zombies despite the ongoing stuff far after this event
That road to ninja was kishis way of letting ns fans down easy giving us a movie
That everything Kishi does romance wise is intentional in messing with the pairings as they claim
That narusaku is a red herring pairing despite the other two having no real constant or progressive development of their own
That somehow an arguement like narusaku being like a Kushina Kushina relation is justification for it to not happen
That if sakura was a heroine she would have more action and be with naruto by this
That more screentime only shows platonic respect, not love in anyway
Naruto grew out of his crush in her but somehow Sakura's is acceptable to Sasuke
That sakura isn't a good complimentary fighter or partner to naruto despite hinata getting steamrolled by pain
That hinatas role is much more significant in the current situation and will eclipse whatever sakura expresses in concern no matter what she says or how she reacts to narutos condition.
Ugh this is a lot of them but if you want to know anything specific, send a pm and I can answer a few.
When people insult my OTP
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