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#1 Random Nobody

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 02:52 AM

Just like the title says, I thought it would be a good idea to create a topic dedicated to discussing your favorite crack pairings. Now just like the rest of the forum, there's no bashing allowed here. Since I started the topic I'll get the ball rolling with a few of my favorite crack pairings.

-Team Gai(minus Gai) x Hinata: I know must of you are probably going "WTF!!" but I thought of this pairing cause I already like NejiHina and LeeHina and I saw some good TenHina fanart so I decided to just pair them all up with Hinata. At the same time.

-Kyuubi x Sakura: omfg.gif Even I don't know why I like this, but I joked about it one time in the "What if" thread and now I can't stop thinking about how great it is. There is something wrong with me.

Warning! This Pairing is a Spoiler so If your not up to date on the Naruto Manga don't read! You have been warned!

-Kiba x Yugaito(CatGirlJinchuuriki): Oh come on he's a dog, she's a cat! You know its canon tongue.gif


Well that should do it for now, now I wanna hear what you guys like.

Edit: Here's a list of pairings too common to be considered crack. The list was made by desaix not me, so don't give me any credit for it.

NaruSaku
NaruHina (ick)
NaruSasu (yuck)
SasuSaku (ick and yuck)
InoSasu
InoSaku
LeeSaku
KibaHina
ShinoHina
NejiHina
ShikaIno
ShikaTem
SaiIno
ChouIno
JirTsu
AsumaKurenai
NejiTen
LeeTen
GaiLee
OroSasu
OroKabu

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#2 Danni

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 03:16 AM

love your long post.
that freaking ( i missed saying that) anyways mostly ppl are probibly say nausaku. lets put somehting else hmm( yes i can think) naruhin i think there my favorite ( please no hate letters) in the spoliers hinata is helping naruto in his battles, she saved him,

There are really cute together. But what i dont like is in part 2 hinata passed out when she see naruto. ( That made me mad, kishi a little hint here STOP making hinata fainted when she see naruto injured, or bleeding ) that a RAP.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:07 AM

GaaraxSakura FTW! a_dance.gif



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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:17 AM

My preferred crack pairings?
Ermmm...

Naruto/Ino
Naruto/Anko
Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto/Tsunade (see a pattern yet? tongue.gif )

And to a lesser extent...
Shikamaru/Kin
Shikamaru/Tayuya

And technically I also like other Naruto/female cast, but those top Naruto-4 are my preferred crack!Naruto; mostly because I've read quite a good bunch of fics involving those. I can't remember some of them now though... But they must've been good. I'm writing a few fics myself now!

I'd also say Neji/Hinata, but in my honest opinion, I see it as a real possible outcome.

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:22 AM

aww hey here one more favor crack pairings is

Itachi and sakura

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:24 AM

QUOTE (Vespar @ Jun 30 2006, 01:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd also say Neji/Hinata, but in my honest opinion, I see it as a real possible outcome.

I was going to put them too, but like you I can totally see them being made canon tongue.gif

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:28 AM

ewww but arnt they cuzens,
I can see that happening really soon.

here one more

kakashi and tsunade
they are so cute together.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:38 AM


SaiIno. smile-big


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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:00 AM

Hanabi\Inari, of course.
Oh, and Edo-Tensei'd Yondaime\Ino

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:05 AM

NaruIno, NaruHanabi, NaruTayuya

SasuTen, SasuTem

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:05 AM

Jiraiya/Tsunade

Naruto/Harem nosebleed8rx.gif

Kakashi/Ayame

Those are my favorite crack pairings


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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:13 AM

narusaku
naruhina
naruanko
sakuitach
hakusaku
inochoj
shikino
shik( i cant remember the sand girl name)
gaarasaku
kakakittensunade
nejihin
inosai
orchitsunade

and alot of more of couples to name.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:24 AM

I won't say TsuJira because I think it makes too much sense to be crack-addled. biggrin.gif

AnkoGai however...yes, that most definitely counts as CRACK.

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 06:44 AM

yes it does. wait what does crack mean?

kiba/hinata
itachi/naruto XD
kyuubi/sakura ( i think some one said it)

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 07:23 AM

-TennisWeird: crack pairings are pairings that aren't remotely possible and don't make alot of sense. Generally, it can also apply to a pairing that isn't canon either.

Ah, thanks for reminding me Shriner. I also happen to like Naruto/Tayuya. XD

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 08:08 AM

Iruka/Shizune (goddam Smiter for getting me stuck on this one)
Yamato/Shizune (this is a new one for me. Yamato is just Iruka+Awesome)
Anko/Ibiki (nyurhurhur)
ShikaIno (Yeah... it's a crack pairing now... ShikaTema is way too plausable for ShikaIno to be canon for me. I support both btw)


ItaSaku (One-Sided)
GaaraSaku (One-Sided)
SaiSaku (One-Sided)
oh hell...
EveryoneSaku (One-sided) Everyone should have a one-sided love for Sakura! She's awesome! She owns! (I suppose this spawns from the fact that most Naruto-fans hate her... :/ )

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 12:42 PM

I write Kakasaku and it's great fun to read as well. I'm sure it has its fair share of detractors with the "EW HE'S FOURTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER" but I've always had a soft spot for teacher/student relationships. Plus it incorporates something else I enjoy reading, which is the gradual progression from friendship to love. (That's why I love Narusaku!)

Another one that has that theme is the (as Soritia said before) now-crack pairing of Shikaino. I was really rooting for them in the beginning. I like Temari, she's great, but I'm a bit sad there's no Ino love now because I admire her a great deal. Maybe she can hook up with Sai, he's in with a chance! *laughs at his comment in 311/12?*

OH, I read a great fic ages ago that had Kankuro/Tenten. How's that for crack? biggrin.gif

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 03:07 PM

I have to say my crack pairings...

Naruto/Tenten
Naruto/Temari

Kakashi/Anko

Sasuke/a mirror

Kakashi/his mask

Konohamaru/Hinabi


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Posted 30 June 2006 - 03:08 PM

Tenten anything almost qualifies as crack since she's around so little. smile.gif

The only crack pairing that I'm really keen on is LeeHina.

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 04:28 PM

Sai/Hin... :blink:




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