Striker`s rants and dialogues

Sarada: (falls face forwards on the couch) How does he never get tired?
Sakura: I warned you sweetie.
*Naruto walks in*
Sarada:(Jumps up) Hokage-sensei.
Sakura: Hey Naruto.
Naruto: Hey Sakura-chan. Hope I`m not intruding.
Sakura: Hell no. You`re welcome here anytime. Especially now that you are training my kid.
Naruto: It`s my pleasure. She could loosen u...

*Sakura walking from the grocery store*
Naruto: Need some help?
Sakura: Sure thing clone Naruto
Naruto: (Takes the bags) How do you know I`m a clone?
Sakura: I could find out for sure... but then I`d have to carry all these bags.
Naruto: Or I could be real and you would be punching the Hokage on the streets.
Sakura: As If that never happens.
Random Hyuuga...