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#41 BlackLightning

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 02:28 PM

Nothing is hard when you got used to it, unfortunately some things just aren't supposed to get used to.

Human's most basic instinct is to fight, that is how we live so far and always will be

"its small step for a man, giant leap for mankind" is just one big contradiction

years ago, being compared to the moon is considered a praise but once people know the surface of the moon, it becomes an insult


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#42 LegendaryArcanine42

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 03:04 PM

"Pride without humility is arrogance!"

"Baka baka baka!"

"I shall show you my ultimate perverted jutsu!"

"Religion, discuss..."

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:22 AM

Hey! I'd like to add some of my favorite quotes:

Words are beasts. Chains can be used for more than tying down. They can be used to connect, and tie together. Looking forward and speaking positively makes all the difference. ~

Nothing in this world is a coincidence. Everything is Hitsuzen.
Hitsuzen meaning inevitability, destiny, or fate, as being the driving force in the world~

I believe you have the potential to bloom into something more beautiful than the cosmos.~

Life sometimes deals you a bad hand and you make a lot of mistakes along the way but as long as you believe in your self and walk along your chosen path with a smile everything will be alright.~

That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you feel worse. ~

Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. ~


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Posted 01 November 2011 - 07:17 PM

"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."


"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."


"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."


"With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another."

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#45 LegendaryArcanine42

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:18 PM

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Listen to Papa Roach - Last Resort and you'll understand this...

"Cut my pie into pieces,

This is my plastic fork!

Masturbation, Heavy breathing!

Don't give a kitten if I jizz while I'm eating!"



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Posted 03 November 2011 - 06:05 PM

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."


"Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face."


"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."


"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death."

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 02:31 PM

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."


"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."


"One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done."


"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."


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Posted 11 November 2011 - 06:50 PM

~Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.~

~Right now is the youngest you'll ever be, but the oldest you'll ever be.~

~If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.~

~Don't ever write a check with you mouth you can't cash with your ass.~

~Life's like a game, so play it. But play it flawlessly. One mistake and it's game over.~

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 05:30 PM

"There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn."


"Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality."


"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."


"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 08:18 PM

LET ME GET MAH MULAN ON!!!

"I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all."

"The greatest gift and honor... is having you for a daughter."

"No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."

"A life for a life. My debt is repaid."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."

"You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."

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Posted 13 November 2011 - 05:55 AM

To quote the infamous schoolboy:

"Teach, if everyone took off 0.5 each time YOU quoted, you'd be a dropout white kittenin' trash. Now grab a pencil from this s**tload and write something without quoting yourself."

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1. "This is worthless NONSENSE."
2. "This is an interesting, but perverse, point of view..."
3. "True, but quite unimportant."
4. "I ALWAYS SAID SO!"


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Posted 13 November 2011 - 01:16 PM

"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them."


"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."


"My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years."


"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 10:51 PM

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."


"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."


"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."


"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast."


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Posted 18 November 2011 - 11:04 PM

"Ah, Gravity... Thou art a heartless b*tch..." Sheldon Cooper

"Ladies and Gentlemen... Dense..." Shadow Uzumaki

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 11:54 PM

"Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea."


"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"


"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."


"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty."

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 01:29 AM

I AM THE LAW!

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[12:16:43 AM] Nohbody: currently watching Sabrina.
[12:16:46 AM] Nohbody: the old one
[12:17:10 AM] Nohbody: if you don't know this movie brianna has permission to cut you.
[12:17:38 AM] Nohbody: it's ******* awesome and did the "oh he sat on something painful" joke first.
[12:17:57 AM] dl316bh: ... Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
[12:18:08 AM] Nohbody: ... die
[12:18:10 AM] Nohbody: in a fire
[12:18:10 AM] dl316bh: You're watching that?
[12:18:15 AM] Nohbody: dude
[12:18:16 AM | Edited 12:18:18 AM] Nohbody: no
[12:18:16 AM] dl316bh: I... damn Noh.
[12:18:20 AM] Nohbody: just no
[12:18:25 AM] dl316bh: Your taste in movies is so weird.
[12:18:27 AM] Nohbody: kitten you man
[12:18:32 AM] Nohbody: Sabrina is ******* awesome
[12:18:37 AM] Plissken MacReady: Wow.
[12:18:40 AM] Nohbody:
[12:18:45 AM] Plissken MacReady: And those were his last words.
[12:18:50 AM] Plissken MacReady: Engraved on his gravestone.
[12:18:59 AM] Nohbody: Audry hepburn, Humphrey Bogart
[12:19:00 AM] dl316bh: I don't know man. I don't know what to say. Plicky? Any comments?
[12:19:04 AM] Plissken MacReady: For liking the worst sitcom ever to defile television.
[12:19:05 AM] Nohbody: how do you not know this movie
[12:19:07 AM] Plissken MacReady: Yes.
[12:19:15 AM] Plissken MacReady: I call the head.
[12:19:20 AM] Nohbody: Harrison Ford was in the remake
[12:19:21 AM] dl316bh: Noh is a Sabrina the Teenage Witch fan. Good lord.
[12:19:21 AM] Plissken MacReady: *Punch punch.*
[12:19:29 AM] Nohbody: Harrison ******* Ford.
[12:19:48 AM] Nohbody: If they can get him in a REMAKE you know it has to be a good flick
[12:19:58 AM] Plissken MacReady: Like Cowboys and Aliens.
[12:20:01 AM] Plissken MacReady: Or Firewall.
[12:20:02 AM] dl316bh: Just... don't end it now Noh! I know it's embarassing to like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but it's nothing to kill yourself over!
[12:20:06 AM] dl316bh: ... Is it?
[12:20:11 AM] dl316bh: What do you think Plicky?
[12:20:17 AM] Nohbody: dude
[12:20:22 AM] Nohbody: go out, get this movie from a library
[12:20:24 AM] Nohbody: watch it
[12:20:30 AM] Nohbody: it is worth the time
[12:20:35 AM | Edited 12:20:42 AM] Plissken MacReady: Eh, either way I can live it really.
[12:20:44 AM] Nohbody: I don't care if it's black and white and corny as hell
[12:20:44 AM] dl316bh: ... Why would I want to watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
[12:20:48 AM] Nohbody: it's a damn good movie
[12:21:37 AM] dl316bh: ... I... never thought I'd hear someone say those words.
[12:21:59 AM] Nohbody: oh go to hell, you know I'm not talking about that campy piece of trash movie you are.
[12:22:04 AM] dl316bh: What's next? You tell us you loved Clarissa Explains it All?
[12:22:26 AM] Nohbody: I'm talking about 1954's Sabrina, no ******* witches involved.
[12:22:45 AM] Nohbody: Also Clarissa Explains it All had one redeeming factor.
[12:22:47 AM] unfunnyjoke: Though Bogart was a warlock.
[12:22:47 AM] Nohbody: aligator.

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[11:44:24 PM] dl316bh: This is all part of Nami's plan. She knew you were going to grope her, so she tricked you into accidently doing so to the other guys.
[11:44:35 PM] dl316bh: And awkwardness did ensue.
[11:45:12 PM] Nohbody: and mild chafing
[11:46:02 PM] Nami: mwhahaha
[11:46:22 PM | Edited 11:46:27 PM] unfunnyjoke: Lauren says hi, by the way.
[11:46:39 PM] dl316bh: Nami is a devious mastermind at times.
[11:46:51 PM] Nohbody: well in that case tell her that I at least responded with a yo
[11:46:59 PM] Nohbody: and yes, nami is very dastardly
[11:46:59 PM] unfunnyjoke: Can do.
[11:47:22 PM] dl316bh: She's the female kitten Dastardly.
[11:47:26 PM] dl316bh: Vag Dasterdly.
[11:48:18 PM] unfunnyjoke: Thank you DL.
[11:48:26 PM] unfunnyjoke: Thank you for making that joke instead of me.
[11:48:55 PM] dl316bh: Well, I figure I've got to take the bullet now and then.
[11:49:11 PM] unfunnyjoke: I appreciate, it's not often I look classy in comparison to someone else.
[11:49:18 PM] Nohbody: that's a burn
[11:49:33 PM] dl316bh: Duh, Noh.
[11:49:47 PM] unfunnyjoke: A good natured burn though!
[11:50:12 PM] dl316bh: Enjoy it while you can, UFJ. You'll probably make a worse joke within the hour.


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[7:47:24 PM] dl316bh: The Japanese tend to have a very... uhh... stereotypical look on New Yorkers from what I surmise.
[7:47:38 PM] dl316bh: So he was probably written that way from the start.
[7:48:08 PM] dl316bh: And then the American teams were like "Jesus Christ. Oh well. ***** it. Get the worst Brooklyn accent you can find."
[7:48:16 PM] Plissken MacReady: Well they're country is something like 96% Japanese, so they're cultural exporation is often limited to Hollywood.
[7:48:24 PM] Plissken MacReady: Hence Barret being Mr. T.
[7:48:31 PM] dl316bh: Shut up Barret is awesome
[7:48:35 PM] Nohbody: plicky knows a bit about japanese stereotypes . what was the anime called plicky?
[7:48:56 PM] Plissken MacReady: Wait which one I am honestly blanking.
[7:49:03 PM] Nohbody: maddog 31 or something?
[7:49:10 PM] Plissken MacReady: Oh, OHHHHH.
[7:49:12 PM] Nohbody: with the pube grenades
[7:49:14 PM] Plissken MacReady: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
[7:49:18 PM] Plissken MacReady: Let's...
[7:49:20 PM] Plissken MacReady: Let's not...
[7:49:21 PM] dl316bh: ...
[7:49:22 PM] Plissken MacReady: I need a drink.
[7:49:24 PM] dl316bh: What.
[7:49:26 PM] Plissken MacReady: Just...
[7:49:27 PM] dl316bh: WHAT.
[7:49:28 PM] Nohbody: you heard me
[7:49:29 PM] Plissken MacReady: Yeah.
[7:49:33 PM] Nohbody: PUBE GENADES!
[7:49:35 PM] dl316bh: No. I don't think I did.
[7:49:39 PM] dl316bh: I think I read that wrong.
[7:49:41 PM] Plissken MacReady: The cop hid grenades in his pants by tying them to his pubes.
[7:49:44 PM] dl316bh: Temprary dyslexia.
[7:49:47 PM] Nohbody: because you never know when you'll need grenades.
[7:49:49 PM] dl316bh: ...
[7:49:53 PM] dl316bh: I...
[7:49:56 PM] dl316bh: Just...
[7:49:59 PM] Nohbody: He's american, it makes sense
[7:49:59 PM] dl316bh: What?
[7:50:00 PM] Plissken MacReady: And then pulled down his pants and began chucking them like crazt.
[7:50:07 PM] Nohbody: because all americans have pube grenades
[7:50:13 PM] Plissken MacReady: Yeah its a Japanese take on the buddy cop genre.
[7:50:14 PM] dl316bh: I don't. What is... I don't even.
[7:50:27 PM] Plissken MacReady: He's basically meant to be the Schwartzennegger type.
[7:50:28 PM] dl316bh: I don't know if that's so crazy it's awesome or just plain crazy.
[7:50:39 PM] Nohbody: it's neither
[7:50:41 PM] Nohbody: it's horrible
[7:50:45 PM] Plissken MacReady: Like the big best of a man that seems indestructable and does insanely awesome stuff.
[7:50:47 PM] Plissken MacReady: But yea...
[7:50:50 PM] Plissken MacReady: THey don't get it right...
[7:50:55 PM] Nohbody: no they don't
[7:50:56 PM] Plissken MacReady: At all.
[7:51:02 PM] Nohbody: and that has the worst accents
[7:51:07 PM] dl316bh: Sounds like they were missing an Arnie line.
[7:51:16 PM] dl316bh: "Damn you, why did you guys make me blow my load?"
[7:51:25 PM] dl316bh: ohmygodimsorry
[7:51:30 PM] Nohbody: you should be
[7:51:43 PM] Plissken MacReady: OH GOD
[7:51:52 PM] Nohbody: now that is stuck in plickys head
[7:52:00 PM] Plissken MacReady: Well, if you dare to watch the review of it, Spoony has linked to it:

http://spoonyexperim...on-mad-bull-34/
[7:52:11 PM] Plissken MacReady: Its... something else.
[7:52:11 PM] Nohbody: ahh that's what the title was
[7:52:29 PM] Plissken MacReady: The show basically reviews all those ****** 80's-90's animes.
[7:52:40 PM] Plissken MacReady: Usually of the ultra-violent sort.
[7:52:42 PM] Nohbody: anyway, gonna eat some food
[7:52:50 PM] Plissken MacReady: Gotta go get a lobotomy.
[7:53:07 PM] dl316bh: "I wasn't planning on blowing anyone today, but I'll have to make an exception."
[7:53:21 PM] Nohbody: XD
[7:53:22 PM] Plissken MacReady: Oh dear God JUST STOP
[7:53:22 PM] Plissken MacReady: STOP
[7:53:22 PM] Plissken MacReady: PLEASE
[7:53:23 PM] Nohbody: yeah... I don't mind it
[7:53:30 PM] Plissken MacReady: I need a drink.
[7:53:35 PM] Plissken MacReady: Seriously, back in a little bit.
[7:53:45 PM] Nohbody: it almost makes the scene worth the pain and stupidity
[7:53:45 PM] Plissken MacReady: Not a drink, though. Laundary.
[7:53:55 PM] dl316bh: Don't mind what?
[7:53:59 PM] Plissken MacReady: Actually those puns might have made it better.
[7:54:09 PM] dl316bh: Oh. The puns.
[7:54:11 PM] Plissken MacReady: Instead his partner decides to start grabbing his nades and throwing them too.
[7:54:17 PM] Plissken MacReady: That's how the scene goes.
[7:54:38 PM] dl316bh: "It's not gay if you grab another guys 'nades, right?"
[7:54:47 PM] Nohbody: right after the shot in the ass that bleeds like all anime blood
[7:54:49 PM] Plissken MacReady: STOP CHANNELING UF
[7:55:05 PM] dl316bh: I don't know what's come over me tonight.
[7:55:10 PM] Plissken MacReady: Oh God his partner has a bad Brooklyn accent too.
[7:55:17 PM] Plissken MacReady: I forgot about that.
[7:55:21 PM] Plissken MacReady: He sounds like Meowth.
[7:55:23 PM] Nohbody: his "japanese" partner
[7:55:25 PM] Plissken MacReady: Yes.
[7:55:34 PM] Nohbody: the partner is supposed to be fresh off the boat
[7:55:40 PM] dl316bh: "Let's BLOW this joint, Meowth."
[7:55:51 PM] Nohbody: biggrin.gif
[7:56:25 PM] dl316bh: I am genuinely sorry UFJ is not here for this. I have a sneaking suspicion he'd love it.
[7:56:36 PM] Plissken MacReady: You would have made him proud.
[7:56:46 PM] Plissken MacReady: Okay need to get my laundrary before they lock the room, bbs.
[7:56:56 PM] dl316bh: "That'll do, Debbycakes. That'll do."


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I don't know where this came from originally, or whether it is natural, but I choose to believe that this bear with a Batman symbol on its chest has been gifted and cursed with a sacred mission of vengeance, to serve as the silent protector and Dark Knight of whatever zoo, forest, or arctic tundra he roams. And we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero... He's a bear.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 09:28 PM

"Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim."


"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."


"I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision."


"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 04:37 AM

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QUOTE (UnfunnyJoke)
I love this news story.

The best part is that the owners sent a letter saying "He's a cat." and also a letter from a vet saying "He's a cat." that they STILL said "Yeah, whatever, you still have to come for jury duty.".


QUOTE (Plicky)
Hey, its that cat's civic duty to serve on a jury! Think of all its fore-kittens who bled and died so that it may become an internet meme!

Did you think capturing that photo of a cat on an invisible bike was easy? Or bloodless?

Two hundred cats died to haz a cheezburger!


QUOTE (UnfunnyJoke)
I just keep picturing a 12 Angry Men scenario.

"Sal, this is crazy, you can't keep doing this! 11 of us say he's guilty and you won't agree! Why Sal, why?"

"Meow."


QUOTE
What's going to be hilarious is when the cat doesn't want to stay in the damn seat anymore.

"Sir, control yourself or you will be held in contempt of court!"

Then he's put in a cell with a shoplifter.

"Hey man. What are you in for?"

"Mreow."


"In an interesting world, all porn stars would moonlight as contract killers, ramming strap-ons into the hearts of the evil. On the other hand, no-one needs the possibility of Ron Jeremy breaking into their place with a strap-on at midnight." - Warren Ellis

"Thought about becoming a motivational sniper. I think there'd be more motivation to better oneself with a sniper watching." - Warren Ellis

"The whole thing has the air of something that was created for public access on short notice in order to fill an hour that would’ve otherwise gone to ShamWow infomercials if Vince hadn’t punched out that prostitute." - Chris Sims

QUOTE (DRUNK HULK Twitter feed)
"SCOTT BAIO CONTINUE DISCOVER NEW ASININE WAY TO REMIND DRUNK HULK HE NO CHARLES! AND HE CERTAINLY NO IN CHARGE!"

"DRUNK HULK LEAVE YOU FRIEND BEHIND! CAUSE YOU FRIEND NO DANCE! AND IF THEY NO DANCE! WELL THEY NO FRIEND OF DRUNK HULK!"

"THEY MAKE PORN FOR BLIND! NOW IF ONLY THEY MAKE PORN FOR DEAF! DRUNK HULK SAD THEY MISS OUT ON AMAZING SOUNDTRACK!"

"AND YOU MAY FIND YOUSELF IN BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! WITH BEAUTIFUL WIFE! AND YOU MAY ASK YOUSELF! WELL! HOW DID DRUNK HULK GET HERE!"

"KFC GUY CONVINCE AMERICA BALL OF CHEESE AND MEAT REALLY SANDWICH! MUST BE SAME GENIUS CONVINCE PEOPLES TWILIGHT BOOKS GOOD!"

"DRUNK HULK BOOK SIGNING DISASTER! BORDERS PEOPLES SAY DRUNK HULK MUST WROTE BOOK! NO SIGN ANY BOOK ON SHELF!"

"THEY MAKE EDIBLE BOOK! DRUNK HULK NO BE THIS EXCITE SINCE PIE CHART!"

"SERIOUS! 11,000 FOLLOWER! AND NO ONE OF YOU EXPLAIN DRUNK HULK THAT URINAL CAKE NO REAL CAKE!"

"DRUNK HULK TAKE MICHAEL MOORE MORE SERIOUS IF HE NO LOOK LIKE MAN WHO LIVE IN VAN DOWN BY RIVER!"

"NBC CONSIDER PICK UP TV SHOW 24! UNFORTUNATE! 24 CHANGE TO 23:30 TO ACCOMMODATE LENO!"

"WATCH NEW ECLIPSE TRAILER! DRUNK HULK NO SEE SO MANY TEEN MOPING IN WOODS SINCE FAT CAMP!"

"DRUNK HULK ALMOST BUY CROCS! THEN REMEMBER DRUNK HULK WANT HAVE SEX AGAIN!"

"DRUNK HULK DISMAY TO LEARN kitten MONOLOGUE NO HOT AS SOUND! NO BE THIS DISAPPOINT SINCE READ TITULAR HOREHOUND!"

"HOW COME IT CUTE WHEN LOVE HEWITT GLUE SHINY THINGS TO CROTCH! BUT WHEN DRUNK HULK DO! THERE SCREAMS! AND COPS! AND LAWYERS!"


QUOTE (Drunk Hulk)
"DRUNK HULK UP EARLY TO MARINADE TURKEY IN VODKA! DRUNK HULK FEEL TERRIBLE! WHY CINCO DE MAYO DAY ON DAY BEFORE EASTER!?"

"STUPID TURKEY KEEPS SPLASHING VODKA! LISTEN TURKEY! DRUNK HULK WOULD BE IN HEAVEN IF IN DELICIOUS BATH OF VODKA!"

"RECIPE SAY COOK 15 MINUTE FOR EVERY POUND! DRUNK HULK IS BIG BONED! TURKEY WILL TAKE FOREVER TO COOK!"

"DO EVERY BODYS TURKEY CRY SO MUCH WHEN YOU COOK IT IN OVEN? IT SO LOUD!"

"APPARENTLY TURKEY SHOULD BE DEAD BEFORE COOKING! WISH DRUNK HULK KNEW THAT BEFORE STUFFING STUPID BIRD! TODAY WORST DAY EVER!"

"THING DRUNK HULK WANT SMASH! PORN WITH NO STORY! DRUNK HULK NEED TO KNOWS MOTIVATIONS! DRUNK HULK NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS!"

"WHENEVER SARAH PALIN SPEAK, DRUNK HULK WAIT FOR MASK TO FALL OFF AND REVEAL RED SKULL! DRUNK HULK BE TOO IMPRESSED TO BE ANGRY!"


QUOTE (Warren Ellis)
"Gah. England vs US game not being videostreamed anywhere I can find."

"Note to #USA players: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR LEGS"

"Rooney pauses at the touchline to sniff the air, make fire with sticks"

"get up you poof he only kicked you in the lung"

"England apologises for fielding a goalkeeper who quite clearly took rather a lot of heroin before the match commenced."

"Dangerous tackle, my arse. In Millwall they call that "foreplay.""

"Ah. The England team appear to have gotten drunk during half-time."

"Rooney confused by round thing flying through air. It am not bird. Maybe still good to eat? Rooney try to kill with head."

"I wish to assure our American friends that, for this performance, the England team will in fact be executed."

"Jesus. That was like watching two dozen fraggles wrestling in a pit of molasses. Sorry for commentary, all."

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 05:41 PM

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:05 AM

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[7:24:51 PM] arctimon: So...cold...
[7:29:05 PM] Nami: Nami throws a blanket around Arct.
[7:29:17 PM] Plissken MacReady: Plissken MacReady sets blanket on fire.
[7:29:23 PM] arctimon: @.@
[7:29:26 PM] Plissken MacReady: Science has shown that fire equals heat.
[7:29:33 PM] Plissken MacReady: And heat equals not cold.
[7:29:39 PM] arctimon: Fire + skin = burn.
[7:29:40 PM] Nami: ...
[7:29:50 PM] Plissken MacReady: Science has yet to prove that.
[7:29:52 PM] Nami: Nami set Plicky on fire.
[7:30:02 PM] Plissken MacReady: OH GOD IT DOES BURN SCIENCE HAS FAILED ME

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