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[narulsaku]

Wanna hear a joke about v-jay? Nevermind, you'll never get it.

okey then what do you want

[Shadow Wolf]

Two scientists walked into a bar... they both ask for a drink.

The first scientist says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second scientist says “I’ll have some H2O too.”

Both sit at the table to take their respective drinks.
A few minutes later after they drank their respective drinks, the second scientist dies.

Edited by Shadow Wolf, 23 July 2012 - 04:16 PM.

[narulsaku]

Two scientists walked into a bar... they both ask for a drink.

The first scientist says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second scientist says “I’ll have some H2O too.”

Both sit at the table to take their respective drinks.
A few minutes later after they drank their respective drinks, the second scientist dies.

let me a guess one of H2O IS water whats the second one

[narulsaku]

come on guys the town need people, ive got a good one. once there were three boys named somebody , nobody and mad . (those are names.) one day somebody killed nobody , mad phoned to the police , he said sir somebody killed no body . the police said are you mad. mad said yes sir i am mad

[GlucoseGlutton]

Two scientists walked into a bar... they both ask for a drink.

The first scientist says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second scientist says “I’ll have some H2O too.”

Both sit at the table to take their respective drinks.
A few minutes later after they drank their respective drinks, the second scientist dies.

Good one

let me a guess one of H2O IS water whats the second one

Hydrogen peroxide silly

[Shadow Wolf]

come on guys the town need people, ive got a good one. once there were three boys named somebody , nobody and mad . (those are names.) one day somebody killed nobody , mad phoned to the police , he said sir somebody killed no body . the police said are you mad. mad said yes sir i am mad

Hehehe, I knew one like that, but it was kinda different... still, good one XD

Here's one a friend of mine told me a few months ago:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

And one I just remembered:

There was a turtle brawl...

Everything was a mess... broken things here and there and even blood in some places.

The cop on the scene found one witness.

He asked the Snail: what happened?

The Snail answered: .............I don't know... everything happened so fast!

[Jake]

I've got one.

A man asks his friend if he wants to go gorilla hunting with him.

His friend sure.

The man said "Alright meet me here in the morning."

The next morning the friend showed up and saw the man standing there with a Pitbull, a net, a long stick and a shotgun.

The man said "Alright we want to catch the gorilla alive so we're gonna tree one and then I'll climb up the tree and poke it with this stick and knock him out of the tree."

"Once the gorilla hits the ground the dog is gonna run up and bite it in the nuts."

The man's friend said "Really?"

The man said "oh yeah, he's trained to do it, everytime."

"After the dog gets ahold of the gorilla throw this net over him."

The man's friend said "Alright but what's the shotgun for?"

The man said "Incase the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, shot that damn dog!"