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[Random Nobody]

Just like the title says, I thought it would be a good idea to create a topic dedicated to discussing your favorite crack pairings. Now just like the rest of the forum, there's no bashing allowed here. Since I started the topic I'll get the ball rolling with a few of my favorite crack pairings.

-Team Gai(minus Gai) x Hinata: I know must of you are probably going "WTF!!" but I thought of this pairing cause I already like NejiHina and LeeHina and I saw some good TenHina fanart so I decided to just pair them all up with Hinata. At the same time.

-Kyuubi x Sakura: Even I don't know why I like this, but I joked about it one time in the "What if" thread and now I can't stop thinking about how great it is. There is something wrong with me.

Warning! This Pairing is a Spoiler so If your not up to date on the Naruto Manga don't read! You have been warned!

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-Kiba x Yugaito(CatGirlJinchuuriki): Oh come on he's a dog, she's a cat! You know its canon

Well that should do it for now, now I wanna hear what you guys like.

Edit: Here's a list of pairings too common to be considered crack. The list was made by desaix not me, so don't give me any credit for it.

NaruSaku
NaruHina (ick)
NaruSasu (yuck)
SasuSaku (ick and yuck)
InoSasu
InoSaku
LeeSaku
KibaHina
ShinoHina
NejiHina
ShikaIno
ShikaTem
SaiIno
ChouIno
JirTsu
AsumaKurenai
NejiTen
LeeTen
GaiLee
OroSasu
OroKabu

[Danni]

love your long post.
that freaking ( i missed saying that) anyways mostly ppl are probibly say nausaku. lets put somehting else hmm( yes i can think) naruhin i think there my favorite ( please no hate letters) in the spoliers hinata is helping naruto in his battles, she saved him,

There are really cute together. But what i dont like is in part 2 hinata passed out when she see naruto. ( That made me mad, kishi a little hint here STOP making hinata fainted when she see naruto injured, or bleeding ) that a RAP.

[Sakura Blossoms]

GaaraxSakura FTW!

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[Vespar]

My preferred crack pairings?
Ermmm...

Naruto/Ino
Naruto/Anko
Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto/Tsunade (see a pattern yet? )

And to a lesser extent...
Shikamaru/Kin
Shikamaru/Tayuya

And technically I also like other Naruto/female cast, but those top Naruto-4 are my preferred crack!Naruto; mostly because I've read quite a good bunch of fics involving those. I can't remember some of them now though... But they must've been good. I'm writing a few fics myself now!

I'd also say Neji/Hinata, but in my honest opinion, I see it as a real possible outcome.

[Danni]

aww hey here one more favor crack pairings is

Itachi and sakura

[Sakura Blossoms]

I'd also say Neji/Hinata, but in my honest opinion, I see it as a real possible outcome.

I was going to put them too, but like you I can totally see them being made canon

[Danni]

ewww but arnt they cuzens,
I can see that happening really soon.

here one more

kakashi and tsunade
they are so cute together.

[Vivi]

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SaiIno. smile-big

[desaix]

Hanabi\Inari, of course.
Oh, and Edo-Tensei'd Yondaime\Ino

[Nate River]

NaruIno, NaruHanabi, NaruTayuya

SasuTen, SasuTem

[Sir Whirly]

Jiraiya/Tsunade

Naruto/Harem

Kakashi/Ayame

Those are my favorite crack pairings

[Danni]

narusaku
naruhina
naruanko
sakuitach
hakusaku
inochoj
shikino
shik( i cant remember the sand girl name)
gaarasaku
kakakittensunade
nejihin
inosai
orchitsunade

and alot of more of couples to name.

[surlymoogle]

I won't say TsuJira because I think it makes too much sense to be crack-addled.

AnkoGai however...yes, that most definitely counts as CRACK.

[Danni]

yes it does. wait what does crack mean?

kiba/hinata
itachi/naruto XD
kyuubi/sakura ( i think some one said it)

[Vespar]

-TennisWeird: crack pairings are pairings that aren't remotely possible and don't make alot of sense. Generally, it can also apply to a pairing that isn't canon either.

Ah, thanks for reminding me Shriner. I also happen to like Naruto/Tayuya. XD

[Soritia]

Iruka/Shizune (goddam Smiter for getting me stuck on this one)
Yamato/Shizune (this is a new one for me. Yamato is just Iruka+Awesome)
Anko/Ibiki (nyurhurhur)
ShikaIno (Yeah... it's a crack pairing now... ShikaTema is way too plausable for ShikaIno to be canon for me. I support both btw)


ItaSaku (One-Sided)
GaaraSaku (One-Sided)
SaiSaku (One-Sided)
oh hell...
EveryoneSaku (One-sided) Everyone should have a one-sided love for Sakura! She's awesome! She owns! (I suppose this spawns from the fact that most Naruto-fans hate her... :/ )

[princess_dexter]

I write Kakasaku and it's great fun to read as well. I'm sure it has its fair share of detractors with the "EW HE'S FOURTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER" but I've always had a soft spot for teacher/student relationships. Plus it incorporates something else I enjoy reading, which is the gradual progression from friendship to love. (That's why I love Narusaku!)

Another one that has that theme is the (as Soritia said before) now-crack pairing of Shikaino. I was really rooting for them in the beginning. I like Temari, she's great, but I'm a bit sad there's no Ino love now because I admire her a great deal. Maybe she can hook up with Sai, he's in with a chance! *laughs at his comment in 311/12?*

OH, I read a great fic ages ago that had Kankuro/Tenten. How's that for crack?

[Tatsu_no_Houou]

I have to say my crack pairings...

Naruto/Tenten
Naruto/Temari

Kakashi/Anko

Sasuke/a mirror

Kakashi/his mask

Konohamaru/Hinabi

[Nick Soapdish]

Tenten anything almost qualifies as crack since she's around so little.

The only crack pairing that I'm really keen on is LeeHina.

[Muttz]

Sai/Hin...