I GOT AWAY WITH IT 

I GOT AWAY WITH IT ALL

AND I STILL INVITE THE HOKAGE OVER FOR COFFEE IN MY SECRET LABORATORY OF UNNATURAL HORRORS

EAT MY SHEDDED SNAKE SKIN

 

Atleast Sakura cares about her child unlike some great Hokage wannabe with a beer belly   

 

Imagine if sakura finds out that Naruto's the reason why Sarada was put in danger   

She is already too cucked to do something.

Dropped hard.

All this nonsense to push some father-kid message.

Before i go, why Sasuke jumped in front of Sarada to save her from those kittening Shurikens despite having Susano'o.

Fujobait over 9000.

So it's official that Sasuke has never seen his family for 12 years? this is so sadly LOL

Remember there's no records of her birth in Konoha.
Likely that Karin died somehow, and Sasuke give his child to Naruto.
Sakura decided to take care of it and created the illusion that she was married with Sasuke.

For whatever reason.

AYY LMAO
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS.

>slice of life

Getting the hell outta of here.

I really hate Naruto's "adult" look, and it has rightfully received its fair share of derision. But adult Sasuke looks terrible, too. Unoriginal and boring.

>Naruto

>Expecting originality.

My only problem with their designs is that they become different characters after the timeskip, so their clothes doesnt fit.
Sasuke was always an edgelord and now he's just a guy who's not an edgelord anymore.

Naruto is way more serious that it should be, however his clothes doesnt reflect it, it looks like he living in Hawaii not Konoha.

Well a really small and brief summary of it. Sakura opens a clinic for kids but not because she cares about kids, it's because it passes time until Sasuke-kun comes back. In the end no one cares about the kids. Some idiots kidnap Sakura in order to capture Sasuke because they want his Sharingan because they want to create a drink that will allow everyone to have the Sharingan. Some praising to NH about how amazing that it is or some nonsense like that, in Sakura's novel might I add. As far as I understood no SS moments until the end where it ends with Sasuke coming back and saying "I'm home" and that's how it ends. And if I understood correctly that line might not be actually addressed to Sakura.

 

Not sure if it's 100% accurate because I wasn't playing that much attention to this garbage.

They are not even hiding anymore, they're taking their writing sessions while taking a kitten.

200% of autism.

Google translate sucks

2015 not using atlas masterrace.

 

 

With ninja's getting trashed toward the end of part 2 and looking almost obsolete in 699-700, I have no idea why all the kids are going down that path. 

Me too.
That's why this gaiden is a mistake.
He has to create conflict for Boruto and a sad background for him, so he destroyed literally the previous generation entirelly.

He should had fast forward two or three generations.

Will Sasuke tries to kill her again when he figures that Sakura is wearing the Uchiha symbol?

Tokyo Ghoul:Re is a disappointment.

>Naruto and Sasuke didn't have fathers while growing up(or parents for that matter)

>Aren't there for their own kids

I think he did that because he wants to make Boruto an edgelord.

Sarada to have a sad childhood.

And Sakura just wtf.

And..what's Naruto's excuse?

I dont know i feel like Sakura seriously got the dark ending.
She just turned out to be a hopeless woman.
Naruto he's technically dead.

 

Then I would actually like the little bastard!  His ugly mushroom hair would turn into beautiful leaf hair. <3  Sadly though, Sakura is the only one who's going to get trolled with the origins of her own child.

It just freaks me out:

Sasuke didn't love Karin yet Kikitten implies he's cheating on Sakura with her.

Naruto loved Sakura yet he's perfectly loyal to Hinata? 

I mean, I guess Naruto is a better person but it still comes off as unfair.  Only Sakura suffers the unfaithful spouse.

Sasuke didnt cheat Sakura?
My guess is that Karin died leaving her child behind and Sakura decided to raise Karin's child "kishimoto said there was a movie that will focus on this".

Anyway, i dont think she's really married with Sasuke, and this was a made up she did to explain who Sanada parents are.

Sasuke is an absent father who was never be able to take care of Sanada, so he let his slave "Sakura" take care of her for him.
Sakura sounds like that cucked guy who is forced to raise a child that is not his.

lol you never change.

I'm mad cuz of Valvrane/Aldnoah/Akame ga Kill.

What if Boruto is actually Sakura's son? ...... ok bye.

I dont think so, Naruto is too busy jerking off on his hokage desk to actually do something.
The direction of this series is so wrong that the only way to fix that is going full seinen mode.

So Sakura got cucked?

Lol this ride never ends.

So I was wondering, since Kishimoto knew how the series was going to end, with SS together, why did he make Sasuke so outright mean to Sakura in the final chapters? Sasuke mocked her, left her for dead, called her caring for him a fantasy, and then stabbed her with a genjutsu through the chest. What good was that to the story? When Kishimoto has so often written things vaguely, in a way that could be interpreted in mutliple ways, what was the point of making Sasuke so unequivocally cruel? He saved her once in the end, but it was without the intent he had when saving Karin. It just seemed like something effortless he could do, not because he deeply wanted to because he cared about her.

 

So what was the purpose of Sasuke's cruelty? In the end, was it just to heighten the atmosphere of NS? Or was it to once and for all detonate Sakura's character once the truth came out and she accepted Sasuke? His behavior doesn't make Sasuke look like a saint either, so was it to reduce Sasuke and Sakura in the story, thus lend more validity and credibility to Naruto's choosing Hinata?

 

 

edit: a bit off topic - my autocorrect keeps changing Sasuke to Seasick - lol!

Because he's going to fix that with another movie.