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#34441 六道仙人

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Posted 01 December 2015 - 11:39 PM

Yeah people, one advice: DO NOT COME TO ITALY IF YOU PLAN TO LIVE HERE. :wot:

 

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#34442 Tsuki Hoshino

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Posted 01 December 2015 - 11:49 PM

 

I want to be hopeful eh. Don't you wonder why Italy is one of the most pro-EU countries? 'Cause Italy feels as a country only during football matches.  :argh:

 

WHOA HOLD YOUR HORSES! It'll be a long long while before I pop off offspring, I'm only 24, I'm practically a baby!!!  :argh:

 

Do you think stretching her is a feasible option?

 

 

 

OMG YOU BIRTHDAY-ED?!?! WHEN?!?!? HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY RED!!! 

 

I protest being identified with a plastic old biddy. She's not even sophisticated.

 

I am tall indeed! Too tall even, 1,81-something and I live in smurf-land. Ever wondered why I want to relocate in Northern Europe? I WOULD EASILY FIND SHOES MY SIZE OMG.

 

*swishes hair* I know my dearest, I do have quite a nice family tree, even a pope there somewhere, and some far far far away (and possibly not quite by way of marriage) links with the ex-royal family. Or something. Which is not saying much 'cause that family is pretty ridiculous. 

 

*pats head* aw almost 1,80 are you?

 

 

 

*squishes* HELLOOOOO!!!!! Life is being particularly nasty right now, especially university, and I'm starting to think instead of discounts on food and gyms the uni should pass me free meds. Meds like Valium. 

 

But apart from that, I'm dandy!

 

How be you instead?  :love:

 

 

 

 

Oh well, it's not like I expected some regular genius, so a lumberjack might be fine by me.  :chuckle:

 

dye is cool tho, especially the ammonia(? I think) free type, and if you chose a color that is not very far from your natural it's not much of a hassle, I have regularly gone mahogany for years at random intervals.

 

Eh, I have the exact same problem. Only on the opposite side. Pants are always too short and same with the shirts, I always look like I'm wearing 3/4 sleeves, plus it's not like I'm particularly keen on informing the general public that I have a belly piercing, but bloody shirts are always too short. MEH I UNDERSTAND YOUR STRUGGLE. even if mine is the exact same opposite.

 

Aw. thankies darling I'll browse through it on the morrow.

 

Eh, let me live in my la la land for god's sake, is that too much to ask?!  :argh: Yeah, Macedonia's feelin' hella rad these last few days.

 

PS I wear contacts every single day of my myopic life. Wearing 'em coloured wouldn't probably be much of a struggle.

 

 

 

 

 

PPS, getting rid of the too many emoticon was a hassle, and I hope I deleted enough for this message to be sent. 

 

Yeh i had to delete a bunch of them too. We're apparently abusing them.
:hehehe: Okay i will let you live in Lala Land, without TOO much bubble bursting. 

LOL the pains of not being able to find clothes that fit right...
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Its a hard knock liiiiifeee :argh: 

The only time i ever dye my hair is to put in highlights, and the last time i did that was like 5 years ago and they were purple :hehehe: 


Macedonia and Hungary are going full on "Lel No. kthnx."
 

 

Yeah people, one advice: DO NOT COME TO ITALY IF YOU PLAN TO LIVE HERE. :wot:

 

(Io bene, tu? Come va con l'uni?)

Don't worry, if i were FORCED to live in a European country i would try for Hungary...or Macedonia at this point  :lmao: They seem like the only people actively trying to avert the kitten...


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                                         Pls shame me for procrastinating.  :argh: 


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Posted 02 December 2015 - 01:39 AM

I want to be hopeful eh. Don't you wonder why Italy is one of the most pro-EU countries? 'Cause Italy feels as a country only during football matches.  :arg
 
 
*squishes* HELLOOOOO!!!!! Life is being particularly nasty right now, especially university, and I'm starting to think instead of discounts on food and gyms the uni should pass me free meds. Meds like Valium. 
 
But apart from that, I'm dandy!
 
How be you instead?  :love:.
 
 PPS, getting rid of the too many emoticon was a hassle, and I hope I deleted enough for this message to be sent. 

Well, Italy and India do seem to be on the same side of the flip coin when it comes to unity :lmao: India feels as a country ONLY DURING CRICKET MATCHES :argh: The other times, a single spark is enough to send the tempers flashing :argh: :argh: But when it's cricket, "No matter what race we belong to, no matter what language we speak, no matter where we live, our hearts beat as one, 'cuz we love cricket! We are....Indians" and I be like, "Yeah! Alright get over it!😑✌🏻️"

I feel you :cry: I FEEL YA' :argh: My Uni is sucking the juice outta me :argh: I have been giving continuous exams from the past two months :argh: Valium :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: If you do get it, pass me some shots! I sure as hell need them :lmao:

Like I said above :zaru: But excluding that, life is going real fast :cool: Just the way I want it to be :D

Edited by narusaku256, 02 December 2015 - 01:41 AM.

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#34444 Princess Iris

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 07:27 AM

Oh That :lmao: . Princess is a pro at Flamingo Dancing  :lulz: .
 
What now !?  :wot: .


Shut up!! :cuss:

Hi Iris!!  :glomp:
 
How are you girl?


I am fine. How are you?

Pls! You have nothing on me, I have my special secret moves too :pimp:
LOL!!! Welcome to the big league  :excited: .
 
:argh: No more Italy and Pizza and Sophistication !!?  :argh: I have to rename you now :cry:. Why moving to Ireland though !?  :umm:


Then suffer :rawr:

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 07:57 AM

You want War !!? Ok then Nooooooooo Cake for you at all!!! :hm:
 
You should have said that Mas has a slightly different meaning in your language  :hm: .
:lmao: .
 
WTF just happened in here !?  :wot:

Were the traumas you had from me and my "Red Room of Fire" that bad that you have to keep lying  to yourself !? I9V1N8m.png.

I don't because I don't know. What is mas there? :umm:

I'm just telling him the truth. He's late to come here so I'm being kind to tell him that :monocle:

I don't even know what you're talking about :monocle: I'm always free. I don't know what room that you mean :monocle:

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:08 AM

I don't because I don't know. What is mas there? :umm:

I'm just telling him the truth. He's late to come here so I'm being kind to tell him that :monocle:

I don't even know what you're talking about :monocle: I'm always free. I don't know what room that you mean :monocle:

Popi, look at PM  :argh:



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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:08 AM

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I'm taller  :superior:

I've read your PM :lol: I'll reply asap.

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:25 AM

I've read your PM :lol: I'll reply asap.

Okay!  :argh:



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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:31 AM

When Firefox feels like dancing
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When Maxim-kun wants to dance
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When Milan kyuubi wants to dance or even ns256
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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:32 AM

When Firefox feels like dancing
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When Maxim-kun wants to dance
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When Milan kyuubi wants to dance or even ns256
https://m.youtube.co...ID10,2821896190

:hm:



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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:36 AM

:hm:


Oh I understand!
That old man is younger than you, isn't he? :umm:

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 08:51 AM

Oh I understand!
That old man is younger than you, isn't he? :umm:

You totally can't tease  :lmao:



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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:16 AM

You totally can't tease  :lmao:


Ohh..oh I get it...
You dance like an old orangutan :zaru:

So, a step ahead of Kyuubi-san :wow:

#34454 Lady Lys

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:20 AM

Yeah people, one advice: DO NOT COME TO ITALY IF YOU PLAN TO LIVE HERE. :wot:

 

(Io bene, tu? Come va con l'uni?)

Indeed, don't come, unless you fancy giving back more than half of what you earned in taxes. Or you want to play the 'fake poor', in which case Italy is probably one of the best countries for that.

 

(Mi sto deperendo. Mi sta ammazzando, e sto purtroppo facendo una presentazione/paper con la più testa di cazzo di tutte le mentecatte che io abbia mai conosciuto. Chi lo sa, magari finirò sui giornali per averla pestata a sangue. Appartequesto tuttoappò! Che mi racconti di bello?)

 

 

Yeh i had to delete a bunch of them too. We're apparently abusing them.
:hehehe: Okay i will let you live in Lala Land, without TOO much bubble bursting. 

LOL the pains of not being able to find clothes that fit right...
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Its a hard knock liiiiifeee

The only time i ever dye my hair is to put in highlights, and the last time i did that was like 5 years ago and they were purple


Macedonia and Hungary are going full on "Lel No. kthnx."
 

 

Don't worry, if i were FORCED to live in a European country i would try for Hungary...or Macedonia at this point  They seem like the only people actively trying to avert the kitten...

 

oh, thanks you're too kind m'dear.

 

I KNOW!!! IT'S A BLOODY STRUGGLE! (By best friend and sister inddeeeeedddd *huggles*)

 

(but there are some shops that tailor some of their clothes for either petite or tall. Go to www.topshop.com they have both the petite and the tall sections, they ship worldwide - and I think they have shops in murica - and their pants fit like a glove. I bought the Joni jeans with 36 - inches, I believe - for the legs, and they are perfect and magnificent, and I strut every time I put them on)

 

Erm...try countries like Ireland, or Norway if you fancy a country not in the EU but in Schengen. Or Switzerland. Those two are hella rad places to live.

 

 

Well, Italy and India do seem to be on the same side of the flip coin when it comes to unity India feels as a country ONLY DURING CRICKET MATCHES The other times, a single spark is enough to send the tempers flashing But when it's cricket, "No matter what race we belong to, no matter what language we speak, no matter where we live, our hearts beat as one, 'cuz we love cricket! We are....Indians" and I be like, "Yeah! Alright get over it!"

I feel you I FEEL YA' My Uni is sucking the juice outta me :argh: I have been giving continuous exams from the past two months :argh: Valium :lmao: If you do get it, pass me some shots! I sure as hell need them

Like I said above :zaru: But excluding that, life is going real fast :cool: Just the way I want it to be :D

 

I think I just spent a minute contemplating the sheer awesomeness of Indian people playing cricket. Now every time I'll hear it mentioned I'll imagine you play it and not posh moustached Englishmen playing in the countryside around Kent.

 

It's all in the Constitution I tell you, the unity of a country and all those things. Italian constitution is ridiculous and the Indian one is the longest one ever.  :argh:

 

Perf then! As soon as uni passes me some Valium I'll make sure to spare some for you. (And I truly truly truly understand your struggle!)

(I'll cancel some of your emoticons 'cos it won't send the message otherwise  :excited: )

 

I am fine. How are you?

 

Kind of tired and apparently not that good at playing the role of the responsible adult.  :lmao:  :argh:


- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.

Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927

 

 

But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:23 AM

Indeed, don't come, unless you fancy giving back more than half of what you earned in taxes. Or you want to play the 'fake poor', in which case Italy is probably one of the best countries for that.
 
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oh, thanks you're too kind m'dear.
 
I KNOW!!! IT'S A BLOODY STRUGGLE! (By best friend and sister inddeeeeedddd *huggles*)
 
(but there are some shops that tailor some of their clothes for either petite or tall. Go to www.topshop.com they have both the petite and the tall sections, they ship worldwide - and I think they have shops in murica - and their pants fit like a glove. I bought the Joni jeans with 36 - inches, I believe - for the legs, and they are perfect and magnificent, and I strut every time I put them on)
 
Erm...try countries like Ireland, or Norway if you fancy a country not in the EU but in Schengen. Or Switzerland. Those two are hella rad places to live.
 
 
 
I think I just spent a minute contemplating the sheer awesomeness of Indian people playing cricket. Now every time I'll hear it mentioned I'll imagine you play it and not posh moustached Englishmen playing in the countryside around Kent.
 
It's all in the Constitution I tell you, the unity of a country and all those things. Italian constitution is ridiculous and the Indian one is the longest one ever.  :argh:
 
Perf then! As soon as uni passes me some Valium I'll make sure to spare some for you. (And I truly truly truly understand your struggle!)
(I'll cancel some of your emoticons 'cos it won't send the message otherwise  :excited: )
 
 
Kind of tired and apparently not that good at playing the role of the responsible adult.  :lmao:  :argh:


Playing the role of responsible adult??

U mean punishing Firefox ??
:lmao:

#34456 Lady Lys

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:26 AM

Playing the role of responsible adult??

U mean punishing Firefox ??
:lmao:

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

Omg, that's just the sane thing to do.  :chuckle:  :chuckle:  :chuckle:

 

(Do give me a hand with that!)


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Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927

 

 

But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.


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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:30 AM

Okay!  :argh:

Suspense, eh? :hehehe:
It's not your usual time to show here :umm:

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 09:43 AM

I think I just spent a minute contemplating the sheer awesomeness of Indian people playing cricket. Now every time I'll hear it mentioned I'll imagine you play it and not posh moustached Englishmen playing in the countryside around Kent.
 
It's all in the Constitution I tell you, the unity of a country and all those things. Italian constitution is ridiculous and the Indian one is the longest one ever.  :argh:
 
Perf then! As soon as uni passes me some Valium I'll make sure to spare some for you. (And I truly truly truly understand your struggle!)
(I'll cancel some of your emoticons 'cos it won't send the message otherwise  :excited: )
 
 
Kind of tired and apparently not that good at playing the role of the responsible adult.  :lmao:  :argh:

I am terribly terribly sorry to shatter your imagination, Duchess but you see, I don't play Cricket that much :sweatdrop: I am much of a football guy :excited: But my whole family is crazy behind Cricket and they don't miss a single match :argh: Cricket can be the only reason in this goddamn world 'cuz of which India can come to a stand still! :argh: Mostly I am all alone at home on weekdays but when it's a cricket match, boom! My house starts teeming with people :P

I know I know :argh: India probably has the largest constitution in the whole world :argh: No wonder it's the largest democracy as well! I can't comment on Italy's since I am not much aware of it :sweatdrop: Uhmm, Lys I'd be interested to know which type of authoritarian government you support! :sweatdrop:

Thanks and thanks :zaru: For Valium and understanding :cry: :excited: And it's okay :sweat:

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 10:22 AM

:hm:

shut up!! You stupid old man!! :cuss:
I am already adult!!! :cuss: :hoppingmad:


Hello!! :hm:
Why did you show up!? :hm:

 

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*coughs*

 

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Posted 02 December 2015 - 10:40 AM

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Busy as hell, developing a SasuSaku like/could have been pairing in my story :down:02. And its a brutal flashback and history. I have to thank George R.R. Martin for that. Learned from the best02 :sweat:02Although, my friends can't wait to see me do with the NS discarded developments and keep on nagging me to hurry up and publish my story. I'm like...
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:wot:
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Well, developing an SS like story requires great care.
Most writers end up kittening in this case ..like *cough* Kishi
Best wishes to you ^_^





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