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CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE

Started by krisk, Mar 09 2009 03:12 AM

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#1 krisk

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 03:12 AM




plot synopsis:
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Picking up immediately after he hits the ground at the end of Crank, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is kidnapped by a gang of Chinese medics. On an operating table, they attempt to harvest his organs, but after removing his heart and replacing it with an electronic temporary one, Chev wakes up and kills the medics. He then has to chase after the gang who have stolen his heart, but at the same time, shocking himself with regular jolts of electricity to keep himself alive.



trailer:


YESSSSSSSS JASONNNNNNN :O

this trailer made me momentarily forget I went to the theatre to see Watchmen XD



also, y'know, putting it out there amongst all the SRS BIZNES films :D

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 03:20 AM

Jason Jason Jason, you showed us in The Bank Heist that you actually had acting range but Transporter 3 and now this? *sigh*

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:32 AM

wtf XDDDDD HAHAAHA what acting does Statham NEED in a movie like Crank?

BHWAHAHA you're discouragement and aangst for this movie makes me laugh XD

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:33 AM

I can't stop laughing at the storyline.

"Hey, you, give me back my heart!"

"No."

"Rage!"

It seriously sounds like the synopsis for one of those Abridged Parodies.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:34 AM

I'll make sure I have a Monster with me. Seriously just heart pounding (lol no pun) action makes it an entertaining watch.

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:34 AM

Mr. Statham.

You are my idol. biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:45 AM

QUOTE (Gravity @ Mar 8 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't stop laughing at the storyline.

"Hey, you, give me back my heart!"

"No."

"Rage!"

It seriously sounds like the synopsis for one of those Abridged Parodies.

LOLYES that and the sub-line: "He was dead... but he got better."

bwhaha only a movie like this can make me nod durhur-ishly and accept it XD

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 04:48 AM

Looks really..actiony..I'm gonna see it.

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 03:11 AM

Just curious, does Statham actually know Martial Arts???

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:24 PM

QUOTE (shadow_Uzumaki @ Mar 15 2009, 04:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just curious, does Statham actually know Martial Arts???


He knows Mixed Martial Arts and is supposedly an expert in kickboxing!

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 06:19 PM

QUOTE (Gravity @ Mar 9 2009, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't stop laughing at the storyline.

"Hey, you, give me back my heart!"

"No."

"Rage!"

It seriously sounds like the synopsis for one of those Abridged Parodies.

maybe someone will have to do one for the crank and transporter movies lol


eh prolly make more sence if i had seen the first crank
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