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[Strangelove]

Post favorite quotes, they can be about anything. Humor, Love, Political...etc...etc...etc...

Here is mine ~mew~

"Its not money, as it is sometimes said, but the depreciation of money-the cruel and crafty destruction of money-that it is the root of many evils. Inflation destroys individual thrift and self reliance, as it gradually erodes personal savings. Few policies are more calculated to destroy the existing basis of a free society, than the debauching of its currency." -Hans F. Sennholz

[True]

"WE GOIN' TO WAR MY *EXPLICIT*" - Rashad

Also:

• Movie Quotes
• Anime Quotes
• Stupid Quotes

[Nee-sama]

Can't remember or find the exact quote but it was something along the lines of
"One of the reasons people become addicted to mmorpg's is the constant positive reinforcement. So, the next time your husband takes out the trash try playing a loud 'ding' sound and say 'your refuse disposal skill has increased by 1 point'."

[Froot]

''If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I stand here and take this from a pervert.''

But seriously now.

''An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.''
-Ghandi

and, concerning agnosticism,

''I don't know and neither do you.''

and then there's

''Let's forget we are running out of time...''
-Jason Mraz, ''Clockwatching''

BAM.

[Yakatsu]

" There's three types of people soldiers! The type that will spit on your uniform and call you monsters. The second type are the people who think you'se all tools. And the third type of people will admire you and use you as a bastion of hope. "

*pause*

" But don't worry gentlemen. In the end they'll praise us once we show up to save them and their family. In the end everyone's going to be just like the third type. "

Hayes - My drill instructor.

[Codus N]

Pain creates Pain, Hatred creates Hatred, War creates War...

-PAIN-

I have a dream that one day that my children will be judged not by their colours, but by the content of their characters
-Martin Luther King-

[Cupcake-chan]

"The course of true love never did run smooth." - Shakespeare

I love this quote so much

[Yakatsu]

" Have you heard of the song ...Sha Waddy Waddy? "

" Electric Ants in the UK! They're gonna make love to your british queen~~! "

- Mock the BLOODY Week.

[Kamina-Yoshi]

"Will the gentlemen from Florida please surrender his time?"

"No. |:|" - Rep. Alan Grayson, responding to Congress debate moderator trying to end a fierce and one-sided debate.

[Cupcake-chan]

"I will cut you!" XDD

[KungFuTruffle]

"No, John, you are the demons!" ~ Peter Chimaera

Way to tell it like it is, Pete!

[Sakura~Kitsune]

"Omelette du Fromage!"

[Cupcake-chan]

"I kill you!"

[dl316bh]

I'm sure some industry insider is going to tell me why that's a dumb idea but I don't care because I'm probably better looking than they are.

One time I gave my dog a bowl of death by chocolate. Five hours later, I was like 'holy ****, this stuff actually works'.

Tifa's only purpose in FF7 was to have kittens. She should be named 'Tita'.

I don't know about you, but every time I have sex, justice is served.

I am sueing everyone who makes more money than me. Expect a call from my lawyer, as soon as I finish sueing him.

Batman would simply buy out Disney, and force Wolvering to work on the studio's newest kid's show--Marvel Babies. Forced not only to change his name to Wolve-weenie and replace his antamantium claws with the power of love, he must also give up smoking cigars. Cut-off from his steady supply of refreshing nicotine, Logan will begin a slow descent into madness, ending with him joining the Jonas Brothers as Howlin' Jimmy Jonas.

Oh, and while we're on it, Batman sees right through Bugs' disguise...

Some of you guys are getting it wrong…

“Your kitten is haunted!” IS funny but it’s the lead-in “You have to get out of here!” that somehow takes it that extra glorious mile.

Hero: You have to get out of here! Your kitten is haunted!

[Pan up to see victim's head explode as she realizes she can not 'get out of here' because what's haunted IS HER OWN kitten!!!]

Awesome.

EVACUATE THIS kitten! I’M GOING TO DESTROY IT!

...

[SLOW CLAP]

From The Savage Sword Of Conan v.6, which also includes a story where Conan has sex with a girl, then fights a bear, then the girl turns into a tiger, then Conan turns into a lion, then they fight, then Conan turns back into Conan, then the guy who turned him into a lion gets shot in the head, and then Conan cuts his head off and steals a statue and then thinks about how he’d like to have kids someday because things were different back then.

I’m glad you provided a plot synopsis, because my first instinct looking at this was that Conan and the tiger were running a little good cop/bad cop routine on someone.

I’ve been there, dude. First she turns into a tiger, next she’s calling and texting all the time so you can’t have an evening’s peace. Pretty soon you and the tiger are watching Sandra Bullock together, and you’re wearing J. Crew and wondering where it all went wrong.

I was walking down the street yesterday and I saw a woman turn into a shoe store.

I find it hard to envision any situation where Conan plays “good cop”

[The Sincerities]

"I will cut you!" XDD

LOL I SAY THAT EVERY DAY! xD

I have a few. . .

"In a world as imperfect as ours, there wont always be a happy ending."

"One who cannot sacrife anything, will not acheive anything."

"Revenge only causes more revenge."

-Full Metal Alchemist


"Elders blame our generation, but who was it that raised us?" - Some random saying I found.

"Stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!" -LMAO YAY FOR AVATARS. xD

[dl316bh]

Obviously the “Parts Unknown” from which he hailed were Kryptonian.

This has been the Warrior Wisdom Friday with the most, um, subtext so far.

The Warrior once sent “The Power of The Warrior” down my throat. But we agreed it was best not to speak of it again.

[shadow_Uzumaki]

"Give me your face." -Jetimus Prime.


"You either die as a hero, or live to see yourself be the villain." -Harvey Dent

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes.

[dl316bh]

I find that life gets a lot easier once you accept that Batman is always right.

[True]

• "Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect"
• "The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual"
• "It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner"
• "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious"

All by Vince Lombardi, the greatest NFL coach in history. They were plastered in the gym walls everywhere and our basketball coach always referred to them.

[Cupcake-chan]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world" -Heroes

The best ever.