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#21 Random Nobody

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 04:33 PM

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GaaraxSakura FTW! a_dance.gif


I love GaaraxSakura! Its my second favorite Sakura pairing (I'll give you one guess what the first is laugh.gif ) and the only pairing I like with Gaara. Oh and that image was great, it was edited from the henge scene right?

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Naruto/Ino
Naruto/Anko
Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto/Tsunade (see a pattern yet? tongue.gif )


hmmmm....nope don't see a pattern laugh.gif I haven't read a lot of Naruto/Tayuya so I really don't know how I feel about it, but the other three are great, especially NaruIno (My second fave Naruto pairing). NaruAnko and NaruTsu are good too, and no I don't care about the age diffrence.

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Hanabi\Inari, of course.
Oh, and Edo-Tensei'd Yondaime\Ino


heh, all the girls love Inari. It's got to be the hat laugh.gif ET4th/Ino? wow that's strange, but then again I like Kyuubi x Sakura and that's just about as weird.

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NaruIno, NaruHanabi, NaruTayuya

SasuTen, SasuTem


NaruHanabi is better than NaruHina! Althoug I haven't been able to find a lot of it. Oh and its nice to see someone else who likes SasuTen. I started liking it after reading wingsover's "20 Things You Never Expected About Sasuke". I'm pretty sure its in this sites Library so I'll look for it later.

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ItaSaku (One-Sided)
GaaraSaku (One-Sided)
SaiSaku (One-Sided)
oh hell...
EveryoneSaku (One-sided) Everyone should have a one-sided love for Sakura! She's awesome! She owns! (I suppose this spawns from the fact that most Naruto-fans hate her... :/ )


Yes, everyone should love Sakura! Sakura bashers only bash her cause shes so great that they fear her greatness and fear leads to anger and hatred laugh.gif Ya know everyone/Saku (One-Sided) actually sounds really good! It would be hilarious if everyone was hitting on Sakura well Naruto tried to not get jealous and not go Kyuubi on her (cause everyone includes Kyuubi biggrin.gif )

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Tenten anything almost qualifies as crack since she's around so smile.gif

The only crack pairing that I'm really keen on is LeeHina.


LeeHina is Great! To bad its so hard to find, but I guess it wouldn't be a crack pairing if it wasn't rare. Heh, Tenten is the Queen of Crack Pairings! laugh.gif

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 02:25 AM

... You know, it actually disturbs me how many of these so-called 'crack' pairings....

Actually exist as fics, one-shots and unfinished works on my hard drive. That i wrote.
I'm serious here. I got me:

Naru/Kin (Unfinished one-shot)
Naru/Hanabi (One shot)
Naru/Ten (Unfinished long fic)
Naru/Tem (Unfinished epic XD being re-written)
Naru/Tayu (unfinished something)

Tayu/Hina (Unfinished Something)
Ino/Hina (Unfinished one shot)

Shika/Saku (One shot... should probably do a sequal part to it someday)

Ino/Asuma (Unfinished one shot)

Ten/Gai (Don't ask, please, don't ask.)

...

To be honest, i don't think any crack can beat Ten/Gai, i mean hell...Ten is crack herself on account of being so underused and Gai... Gai... in any sort of relationship is crack beyond crack.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 04:20 PM

LeeIno (remember, sulking Lee is cute.), and AyameTayuya. Muah.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 04:46 PM

I don't think i really have a cracked pairing. I saw NaruSaku first thing. And I know Sasuke is doomed to a life of loneliness, but I still like to put him with an OC. happy.gif


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Posted 01 July 2006 - 04:49 PM

Shino/a beautiful butterfly. biggrin.gif

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:02 PM

:blink: Really? I never would have thought of that one. a_dance.gif


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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:51 PM

CRACK! pairings? I say...Tsunade and Naruto? How's that for a crack?! :o

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 06:17 PM

not enough.....Kiba/Tsunade! It could happen!

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 06:47 PM

WARNING: CRACK ENSUES!
WILL LEAVE READER HIGH!
YOU ARE WARNED!

Naru/ino
Naru/hanabi
Naru/sasame
Naru/temari
Naru/hinata (wont read fanfiction though)
Naru/tenten
Naru/anko

Sasu/hinata
Sasu/sasame

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How could i forget naru/tsunade?


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Sasuke: What will I receive if I join you?
Bunny: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Sasuke: Sweet! what do I do?
Orochimaru: Sssssssssssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkkkkkeeeeeee-kkkuuuuuunnnn!
Sasuke: oh f***

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#30 desaix

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 07:05 PM

Oh, yeah, I forgot another crack pairing of mine:
Sasuke\Uzuki Yuugao.

Sure, Uzuki only shows up during the Sand\Sound war, and only very very briefly (I forget -- does she actually show up for more then one frame in the manga?), but think about it: She's dedicated to avenge the late, lamented Hayate. Sasuke is dedicated (REALLY dedicated) to avenge his clan.

Two Avengers. One Destiny. SasUzuki!

(Er, I'll disappear now)

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#31 Toa

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 07:11 PM

Meh! NaruxTsunade aren't enough...

this might make hell out of your brains when you read a story with a HinataxAkamaru pairings!

Aaaarrrggg.....MY EYES! MY BRAINS!

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 07:29 PM

Oh... maybe Akamaru\Tonton would be a neat pairing.

And then there's Gamabunta and Katsuya. Or worse, Katsuya and Manda...

Okay, I have actual reasons for most of the crack pairings I've mentioned. I think I should quit now that I'm mentioning pairings which have no reason other then to be amusing... by the time I start doing that, the pairings game gets a bit silly.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 08:15 PM

Oh, here's one. Shika/Ino. I like Shika/Tema. tongue.gif


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Posted 01 July 2006 - 09:42 PM

kiba/ino
kiba/hin
itachi/tsunade ( writeing a fic about them)
gaara/saku

chooji/ino
ski/tema
kankur/ino
haku/ino

naru/hin
naru/saku
naru/ino ( there is a filler w/ them together 192!)
That enough for now.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 09:56 PM

QUOTE (Lackey_h @ Jun 30 2006, 09:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shika/Saku (One shot... should probably do a sequal part to it someday)


Ohmygosh. Can you tell me when you finish it? I like this pairing. a_dance.gif

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 10:10 PM

ShikaSaku? Well I haven't seen that one before. I'd like to read it too so I can see how good that pairing is.

Oh has anyone else here read any KibaSaku? I don't like it as much as GaaSaku, SakuIno, or NaruSakuIno, but I still think its a pretty good pairing.

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 10:29 PM

Well, I first started liking ShikaSaku in the third part of the Chuunin Exam. When Sakura was going to wake up Naruto and Shikamaru. And further on. The two smartest people. I thought it would be cute. tongue.gif

But ShikaSaku was the only really crack pairing I think I liked. headscratch.gif

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 11:23 PM

And shik/saku will make a fic for you guys.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 02:46 AM

I remember seeing a pretty cool Chouji/Temari pic once before, that was a pretty random pairing. ... Wish i could find it again though, it was a most excellent picture.

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Posted 02 July 2006 - 03:26 AM

Dont worry about it about it.

shik/saku.
I am half away done w/ the 4 chapter.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!




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