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Cockblock (A Harry Potter dialoge):
*Ginny and Harry are sharring a deep moment. They are moments avay from kissing.*
Ron:(walks by quickly saying hello to Ginny while dragging Harry with him) Hello Harry I have some ideas about the quidditch team.
Harry: That`s great Ron, but I was kinda in the middle of something...
Ron: I know exactly what you were in the middle of doing Harry.
Harry: Yea but Ron you don`t...
Ron: So here`s what I`ve been thinking, if the school got better brooms, and we picked well on the next tryouts, also if you would stopp snogging my sister, that would be great.
Harry: What was that last one?
Ron: we should pick well on the next tryouts. (makes the I got my eye on you gesture and walks avay)
Harry: This is going to be a problem.
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Revelation (A Harry Potter dialoge)
*Harry is dropped off at the Weasley residence in the middle of summer, he is greeted by Ron and Hermione*
Ron and Hermione: Hello Harry
Harry: Hi guys how are you?
Ron: Were doing alright.
Molly: (Enters the room) HARRY... How are you dear boy, you must be starving.
Harry: A bit yea.
Molly: Well dinner is ready.
*At dinner*
Harry: Hermione?
Hermione: Yea Harry?
Harry: How come that everytime i come over here you seem to be already here?
Hermione: (emberassed) Well you see Harry...
Ron: (Panics) were not dating, Harry how could you think that?
Harry: I didn`t you did...
Ron: Did what?
Hermione: (playfully) Oh shut up.
Harry: Well anyhow, I`m going upstairs.
Molly: Do you know where we set up your room?
Harry: I`m not going to my room. (walks upstairs)
Hermione: (laughs)
Ron: What`s so funny?
Hermione: Nothing
Ron: (think for a moment and jumps toward the staircase) Oh no you don`t
Molly: (Grabs Ron) Sit down and let those crazy kids have fun.
Ron: But that`s my...
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For the love of (A Harry Potter dialoge)
Hermione: You should start dating.
Ginny: But Harry...
Hermione: You should start dating, if he never liked you you will get over him, if he did he will get jealous and fight for you.
Ginny: Are you saying there`s a chance of him liking me?
Hermione: Well yea, but that`s hardly the point. Trust me.
Ginny: Are you sure about this?
Hermione: Completely.
*end of flashback*
Ron: So you told my baby sister to date random guys, knowing full well that my best friend was falling for her, therefore causing him even more pain and then even asked him how does it feel when he sees her with him?
Hermione: Well when you say it like that...
Ron: What were you thinking?
Hermione: It was a good plan.
Ron: The hell it was.
*Last day of school*
Dumbledore: And now for our last award. 50 points to Hermione Granger, for the worst wingmanship of all time. Congratulations miss Granger.
Ron: I told y...
Hermione: Shut up....
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Edited by StrikerTheNoble, 02 January 2014 - 09:26 PM.
