Yes you, and only you. You're one of a kind you know? So voluptuous and keen, so shiny and desirable.
How are you doing on this fine evening? I'm assuming awesome because that's all you can be. Yeah I call 'em how I see 'em, and you my friend are one fine muggloving son of a gun. Yes, you are one DAMN FINE specimen. You were put on this earth to make us all jelly. So incredibly jelly.
And it's because of you and your gaming fetish that I am here. You are one of fine taste and should be given only the best.
That's where I come in with a solution that will definitely excite you beyond your wildest dreams.
I am here, offering a fantastic game. A game unlike any other. Check this ♥♥♥♥ out yo.
First off, let's look at the title.
Look at that. That font, that color scheme. So confidant. So bold. Comic Sans? Please, this is furthest from that abomination to fonts all over the world. Also you won't find any cheap, lazy Blue/Orange combination here, my friend. The Orange/Gold/Black is meant only for those who have a fine taste for the finer things in life.
Now let's look at some amazing features of the game.
Now you're wondering, but what about my skills? What specifically can I do? What can specialize in? I'm a badass, aren't I?
Well, baby you ain't kidding.
Now that you've got your best gear on, and your form is limber, what of your guns?
Gotta have your guns.
Now you're all set, and ready to kick some ass.
Tough life for a warrior, gets quite lonesome even.
JUST KIDDING, YOU GET DAT ASS TOO. I WON'T SHOW YOU THO, IT'S A SURPRISE.
Enjoy this preview, of the badass cast you get to meet (and perhaps hump!) if you do take on my mission.
I know you want to meet them, and I can give you that opportunity.
And that is that, as they say.
I'm offering this amazing game, Alpha Protocol, for something from the Steam Halloween Sale!
Below is a collection of all the games that are on sale in the Halloween Sale:
A list of the games I'm looking for:
OH GOD I MUST HAVE PLS GIB
Bioshock 2 ($4.99 USD)
F.E.A.R Collection ($6.79 USD)
I'M TOO MUCH OF A ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT I STILL WANT
Penumbra Collector Pack ($4.99 USD)
KIND OF WANT
Terraria ($4.99 USD)
RE5 ($9.99 USD)
Killing Floor Complete Pack ($10.17 USD)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bundle ($8.74 USD)
WTF IS THIS? MAYBE WANT:
Sherlock Holmes versus Jack the Ripper ($4.99 USD)
Dracula Origin ($4.99 USD)
Painkiller Complete Pack ($4.99 USD)
Dark Fall: Lost Souls ($4.99 USD)
OH GOD I'M SO WEAK
Nancy Drew: Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake
LIMBO
post if you're interested and I'll exchange info with you! REMEMBER you need STEAM to do this trade with me! (Oh and monies bahahha)
However you've gotta make your choice soon! The Steam Sale ends on the 31st!
also my thread is like PLEASE KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE
TYVM FOR YOUR TIME!
Edited by krisk, 31 October 2011 - 06:35 AM.