I’ll never understand why Naruto can’t use shadow clones to do his paperwork. The memories and information go to his mind after they disperse, so it’s not like he won’t know about what the paperwork says. He can make thousand to go through rigorous training, but paperwork is too much.
Or did he just forget his trademark technique that he is known for using ALL the time, along with the Rasengan?
Do I have to show you that Futurama video again?
Well the man of the family in Japan usually works long hours
Yeah, Sasuke just wanders so it makes no sense that he would be married to Sakura.
to provide for his family so he's not around as much.
Yes, the man of the house works long HOURS, not YEARS. Granted, Japanese culture DOES have serious issues in regards to marriage and family, but there are still enough married men that at least TRY to be there for their families regularly. Even Kishimoto talked at length about this how he would take his kids out for sweets because it was about the only time he could share with them, and rumor has it his wife gave him a stern talking to years ago about how he wasn't there for the kids, and from what I gathered he listened to her and put more effort into his life as a husband and father.
If only that could be reflected in the manga.
Are you sure he is providing for his family? To me, it looks like he doesn't get a dime to support his family whatsoever. Sakura is the one making all the money even though she stays at home. The guy doesn't see his kid or wife and doesn't pay child support. Can I get a vote for Father of the Year for Sasuke over here?
I'm not sure Sakura is making any money. I mean, I thought the epilogue showed all married women becoming house wives, right? If you work, you're not a housewife. I suppose that can be an incorrect assumption, but there is a reason most women get offended when you tell them to stay in the kitchen.
How would it be copying Dragonball though? Goku ends up with Chichi who's SUPER tsundere and more like Sakura than Hinata.
You'd be surprised at the length NH goes into to justify their pairing. They compare Bulma to Sakura; one scene in particular when Goku premires as an adult. Yes, Bulma spoke about how handsome Goku had become, and compared it to Naruto and Sakura's reunion at the beginning of Shippuden, but Bulma didn't suddenly ditch Yamcha for him (that honor goes to Vegeta), not to mention Goku never had feelings for Bulma. The comparison is just stupid.
You will probably never see how SS actually got together because it would be the most forced bullcrap you have ever seen.
Kishimoto actually agrees with you. He himself said "I couldn't tell you how Sakura and Sasuke got together without it looking contrived".