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[MoonDrop04]

I got one X)

Naruto: when I see her.......my chest tightens
Sakura: Naruto....You Must Use The Force!!

Sasuke: Wrong Franchise Sakura!
Sakura: Pft! Didn't stop him using it at the chunnin exams against Kiba didn't it!?

Kiba: Whew!! Too Much Force!!! XP
Naruto: I'm standing right here ya know....

[shisui]

This Harry Potter discussion is giving me bad deja vu. JKR saying that she left anvil hints of the final pairings is not true. They were there and I always saw them, but they were not anvil sized. In the first few books, the romantic feelings presented between Ron and Hermion (final pairing) were not different between Harry and Cho (false lead).

 

Harry never liked Hermione romantically and Hermione never liked Harry romantically. It's not the same as Naruto having a crush on Sakura, no matter if SP / Kishi wants to pretend it was never there or that it was week. Ginny was a useless side character who hero worshipped Harry in the first few books and liked him in the following ones. Mysteriously, Harry fancies her in the sixth book, even though there's no reason for him to. This was not the case of Naruto towards Hinata either, because if we accept the movie as canon, he never liked her romantically for 699 chapters. Harry liked Cho, which was a false lead, and anyone thinking otherwise was deluding themselves. This was not the same with Naruto and Sakura, because while Sakura > Sasuke was strong, so was Naruto > Sakura.

 

The situations are completely different. I was fond of Ron and Hermione at first, but hated it by the end. I hopelessly hoped that Ron would get with Luna, while Hermione and Harry ended up alone or dead (impossible, but I didn't delude myself). The least said about Sue Ginny the better, not to mention the plot for the last book which is filled with problems.

 

JKR failed her series, but in romance it wasn't similar to Kishimoto's story.

Edited by shisui, 27 November 2014 - 01:19 AM.

[AHK]

Naruto: Hinata. I love you.

Hinata: *faints*

 

Naruto: *turns to audience* That was me with cable. First, you get forced to someone you never loved.

Sakura: Then the person you really love gets stuck with someone who tried to kill her many times.

Naruto: Then, you pop out a couple of kids with the stalker you never really loved, and turn to the bottle and bury yourself in work.

Sakura: Meanwhile, the girl you always loved gets stuck with a guy that doesn't even love her, with a child that doesn't even look like her, forgoing any semblance of character development in favor of becoming a housewife, while the supposed husband is roaming the world as a hobo.

Naruto: So don't get cable.

Sakura: Get direcTV. And watch One Piece. Because this story is kitten.

 

Edited by AHK, 27 November 2014 - 01:18 AM.

[TouKen4Life3g]

@Candleguy:

 

It's cool. You linked back to the past so that's all that matters. I was just mostly surprised at just how much positive feedback that got in such a short amount of time. Kishi really screwed up this time. 

Believe me, it's not hard to read.

[TouKen4Life3g]

I still can't believe he's going to say Hinata. Why has he placed Hinata above everyone else all of a sudden.

Because money was flashing.

[AHK]

Naruto: When I see her...my chest tightens...

Sakura: Here, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

Naruto: *eats snickers* Wow! You're right! Thanks Sakura-chan! Wanna go get some ramen?

Sakura: Sure! So Naruto, what were you saying about Hinata?

Naruto: Who?

Hinata: *runs off and marries Toneri, nobody cares*

[archangel]

Well Internet will flood with nh hentai doujinshi next year.

Probably it will increase, but I suppose NS doujin about affair too lol. I mean most Sakura hentai are with Naruto. About Hinata Hentai, it's rare she's the only character in it. The best of her as Sakura and Tsunade in it because she's is blend as kitten, even for hentai script if that don't tell you something.

 

And now Sakura might play the match maker (makes me want to puke again) , SS won't have any development in that movie either. (SHE JUST GO BACK WITH HIM LIKE THAT LOL).

 

HInata is Naruto 1st love. HOW MUCH kitten THAT MOVIE CAN HOLD. A guy on youtube got 216 vote for telling that NH is the most romanctic story in anime. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT .

 

What kind of sick world are we living it seriously???  They really rewritting the story here just so HINATA BECOME RELEVANT. 

I''ve been lied to too much. This make me sick literally. I HATE THE AUTHOR and ANYONE WHO HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT kitten DECISION. THE STORY HAS BEEN BROKEN AND THEY EXPECTED US TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

 

WHAT'S WORST. PEOPLE BUY THIS kitten. I MEAN if I was an NH fan, I would be glad that my pairing got canon but pissed that the Naruto character been raped just to make it happen. Flashback that come out of no where, Sakura's feeling and Naruto's feeling vanishing and all transfer to make NH happen. It's sick. I MEAN kitten this . DAMN IT ALL.

 

Sorry people. I'm even madder than when the chapter come out lol, the more I think about it, the more madder I'll get. Hope that I don't get Hulk power because I know how to trigger the transformation right now. It's BULL AND I TAKE THAT MOVIE AND ALL AS AN INSULT TO MY INTELLIGENCE.

[rocci]

@shisui
If kishi made naruto doesn't love sakura in the first place and doesn't make love triangle than I will agree with this ending.

But the problem is kishi make naruto love sakura thus initiating the love triangle and develop it. And instead properly kill NS, he just hand wave it and shrug it under the carpet.

Can you imagine he do that to narusasu bond because kishi intend to make sai as naruto brother just because sai is much more popular?

Regarding harry potter, harry doesn't love anyone in the first place and the author doesn't develop it until the last 2 book if I'm not mistaken.
Oh he bring romance in book 4.

And naruto is Japanese harry potter.
Naruto = what happen when ron become main and title character.
Sasuke = what happen you fuse harry with Draco malfoy and give him hermione usefulness.
Sakura = what happen when hermione is harry fangirl and become as useless as Ron.
Kakashi = what happen when you combine leorio with killua appearance.... Oh wait wrong source.

Edited by rocci, 27 November 2014 - 01:41 AM.

[Kamina-Yoshi]

And naruto is Japanese harry potter.
Naruto = what happen when ron become main and title character.
Sasuke = what happen you fuse harry with Draco malfoy and give him hermione usefulness.
Sakura = what happen when hermione is harry fangirl and become as useless as Ron.
Kakashi = what happen when you combine leorio with killua appearance.... Oh wait wrong source.

 

No friggin' way.

 

Naruto = Harry, the boy who lived (through Kyuubei/Voldemort)

Sasuke = Ron fused with Malfoy, being the competitive rival but also friend in the original trio.

Sakura = Hermione, strong female lead that gets shafted by writer to stay with a man that is obviously beneath her and is only with her because the writer is a wanker.

Kakashi = Hagrid the Copy-Ninja-Wizard with a Sharingan.

[rocci]

@kamina yoshi
Hehe this is interesting.

Naruto = he is Ron with main character status. Both of them is idiot. And naruto family turn out to be a red head(from her mother)
Sasuke = the combination of harry with Draco arrogant. mark by the snake(orochimaru/voldemort). The person he hate turn out to be good (snape/itachi).
Sakura = hermione with ron uselessness.
Kakashi = leorio + killua.

[Geninja]

Hinata= Ginny, Irrelevant side character who magically gets relevant late in the series. No role at all the in the series aside from getting with the main hero. Useless just like Ginny. She was a fangirl of Harry just the same way Hinata fangirls over Naruto.

[Kamina-Yoshi]

Hinata= Ginny, Irrelevant side character who magically gets relevant late in the series. No role at all the in the series aside from getting with the main hero. Useless just like Ginny. She was a fangirl of Harry just the same way Hinata fangirls over Naruto.

Amen that.

 

Also,
Gaara = Dobby

Befriended by Harruto, barely speaks, and has a hilarious voice in English. (Srsly, I love doing the voice Gaara has in English; it's just so funny. I can demonstrate what I mean by reading something and recording it if you want XD)

[shisui]

@shisui
If kishi made naruto doesn't love sakura in the first place and doesn't make love triangle than I will agree with this ending.

But the problem is kishi make naruto love sakura thus initiating the love triangle and develop it. And instead properly kill NS, he just hand wave it and shrug it under the carpet.

 

I am not disputing that.

 

Regarding harry potter, harry doesn't love anyone in the first place and the author doesn't develop it until the last 2 book if I'm not mistaken.

 

Harry liked Cho. It wasn't different from Ginny liking him or Ron / Hermione pairing or Krum / Hermione.

 

And naruto is Japanese harry potter.
Naruto = what happen when ron become main and title character.
Sasuke = what happen you fuse harry with Draco malfoy and give him hermione usefulness.
Sakura = what happen when hermione is harry fangirl and become as useless as Ron.
Kakashi = what happen when you combine leorio with killua appearance.... Oh wait wrong source.

 

No.

 

 

Hinata= Ginny, Irrelevant side character who magically gets relevant late in the series. No role at all the in the series aside from getting with the main hero. Useless just like Ginny. She was a fangirl of Harry just the same way Hinata fangirls over Naruto.

 

There is a difference. In Harry Potter, Harry stopped liking Cho in book 5 and started liking Ginny in book 6. In Naruto, Naruto never stopped liking Sakura and he never liked Hinata.

Edited by shisui, 27 November 2014 - 02:50 AM.

[Bryon_Konoha_Ninja]

There is a difference. In Harry Potter, Harry stopped liking Cho in book 5 and started liking Ginny in book 6. In Naruto, Naruto never stopped liking Sakura and he never liked Hinata.

 

Exactly, plus Ginny learned to be with others, besides just focusing on Harry, something that Hinata never really did.

[starlitestarbrite]

*set one*

 

naruto: i lo...i'm sorry it's just not sakura enough

hinata: n-naruto-kun?

directer: CUUUT! WHAT NOOOW?

naruto: i only love sakura-chan, this don't feel right

directer: okay,...GET ROAD TO NINJA HINATA!

 

*set two*

rtn-hinata: HI MENMA! -glomps-

naruto: i'm naruto!

directer: CUUUT! hinata? just say your line

rtn-hinata: WHOOPAH!

 

*set three*

 

naruto: i lo- waw...your kinda pretty

directer: CUT! NARUTO!

naruto: well, get her to wear something else her giant boobs are distracting!

rtn-hinata: oh you know you like them

*sakura marches over*

sakura: LISTEN HERE YOU PURPLE HAIRED TROLL, STOP FLIRTING WITH NARUTO!

rtn-hinata: I WILL IF YOU WILL PINKIE-PIE!

sakura: POKEMON

rtn-hinata: FOREHEAD

sakura: i think i know where your brain is...looks like they fell to your chest...oh wait! you never had a brain

rtn-hinata: oh yeah? instead of cuecards lets just write on that billboard brow of yours

sakura: hinata.

rtn-hinata: sakura

sakura: hinata!

rtn-hinata: sakura

sakura: HIIINNNAAATTTAAA!

hinata: SAAAKUUURRRAAA!

naruto: -smiles dreamy eyes- girls fighting over me? awsome! i'm finally sasuke...wait...AH CRAP!

 

*set three*

naruto: i lo-okay, can we get THIS hinata out of here?

rtn-hinata: hey! i came aaall the way down here, and i'm staying...plus they're paying me extra

*sakura comes over*

sakura: TRANSFORM! -transforms into hinata- we'll just have to switch roles NOONE is saying they love naruto but me!

rtn-hinata: i still get paid right?

directer: yes

*rtn-hinata leaves*

director: OF COURSE! we'll just reverse it...hinata transform into sakura!

hinata: b-but i want to be with naruto-kun

sasuke: no no no i am NOT dating a hyuuga

hinata: i'm not dating a uchiha!

naruto: i still get sakura-chan either way!

director: CUT

 

*set 4*

 

naruto: sakura-chan can you transform back into you?

sakura: -changes eyes back- there...now you'll see my eyes instead of big nose's eyes

naruto: i love you sakura-chan

sakura: i love you to naruto

director: CUT! i give up -walks offset

 

*set 5*

 

director 2: ACTION!...wheres naruto?

hinata: i think he, and sakura whent to do something...they said i get my part back though

director2: -sighs- fine sasuke your going to have to transform into naruto for this scene

sasuke: NO! i get my own roles, and she's more annoying then sakura!

*sakura, naruto, and kiba come back*

kiba: okay, i'm here for the part! i can play naruto well -transforms into naruto-

director 2: -sweatdrop-

director: pay up...you lost the bet

*the real naruto, and sakura hug, and kiss*

THE END

[MangaReader]

Imaginary scripts huh... I think I've got one

 

Cast looks at script

 

Naruto: You guys can't be serious right? I mean I am the Hero aren't I?

Sakura: Oh lovely, wasn't it bad enough for you guys to ruin me in the damn manga?

Sasuke: This is BS!!! Why the f*** have I only starred in the First movie?

Kakashi: What exactly is my role in this movie?

Hinata: *blushing on the floor

Sai: This is the worst story I've ever read *with a smile

Shikamaru: What a drag... This is stupid

[SuperChief]

Like I said the closest HP pairing that matches NS was RH, and that actually became canon.

 

Naruto = Harry

Sasuke = Ron+Malfoy mix

Sakura = Hermione

Kakashi = Remus Lupin+Sirius Black mix

 

Hinata = Ginny, but a kittenter version of Ginny. People bash Ginny for whatever reason ("she's not Hermione!") but at least Ginny has a life of her own. She played Quidditch and dated other people. She got on with her life just fine. It didn't revolve around her crush on Harry. Also, the books describe Ginny as being rather outgoing and actually fun to be around, e.g. when she, Fred and George were celebrating Harry's acquittal in The Order of the Phoenix.

[Mokiepuppymaster]

could we stop comparing Naruto to Harry Potter? It's just they're two different series, genres, themes, etc.

[harry4e]

Considering how little people understand Ginny, I'm tempted to join NaruHina fanbase because I'm seriously thinking allot of you are not good at reading between the lines, and I'm now wondering if I'm also wrong about NH, because H/G was obvious from the first book, her charactor had to grow up she was 10 years old in the first book, half you guys like to rant on about how Sakura was 13 year old when the manga started so she can't be blamed for her uselessness, but she grew up and became useful charactor. yet here you guys are doing the same thing as the Sakura-haters.

 

Ginny hero-worshiped Harry at the beginning and yeah was pretty useless but then again she was never meant to be the Heroine of the story, Hermione was the Heroine, But she was the one who stood upto Malfoy when he was belittling Harry, (Just like Hinata right? The girl who knew how he was suffering and stood up for him?...Oh wait that never happened.) but she was also being mind controlled by the most powerful wizard possably ever as well, she suffered alone for a year, Harry actually saved her life so for her to like him even more after makes sense, (you know like Naruto saving Sakura from Gaara) she's also the only one who knew what it was like to have an evil Wizard inside you tryin to control you. She was shy but one of the first words out of Ron's mouth about that was how she is nothing like that, normally you can't keep her mouth shut.

 

She actually tried to get over him, she helped him when he was suffering during Easter in Book 5. She helped him break into the Toads office so he could talk to Sirius, she went with him to the Ministry, they spent most of the time together in the summer of Book Six, that's when Harry fell in love, we didn't get the romance building because Romance was never the main focus of the books, it was having hints thrown at us that was meant to clue us in...the books were thick enough as it was there wasn't space for another hundred pages to show us the budding romance during summer, all JKR did was when Harry spelt the Amour potion for the first time, he smelt, Treakle Tart (his favourite Food) Broomstick polish (his love for flying) and Something Flowery, (Ginny),  Oh and this useless girl was leading the rebelion with Neville and Luna at school before she was forced to go into hiding so yeah really useless.

 

Ginny was never meant to be part of Fantastic Trio, she was meant to be the love interest for Harry when they were both mature enough to actually think about love as more than hero worship or a somone with a pretty face.

 

If you guys can't see that then I can't help you, because Ginny is the closest charactor to Kushina, a strong Red Head with a Temper and a liking for playing pranks. And we all know who we like to think is just like Kushina right?