Work. It's something we all love and hate at the same time, but is a necessity for us all to live our lives. While it can be a royal pain in the rear sometimes, it can also lead to some very comical moments.
I work for a landfill owned by an environmental company. After a recent accident I was given a job to drive a dump truck because it was safer, and I had little chance of having acid splashed all over me. At the land fill we have all manner of heavy equipment and larger vehicles that range from semi-trucks to bulldozers, and everything in between. We call the landfill "the cell" which is probably the easiest job there is in the entire company.
Well, I caught one of the guys who was supposed to be operating the bulldozer snoozing in his cab, and got a pretty funny idea. I started dumping my loads in a circle around him, boxing in his dozer with whatever was in the bed of my dump truck. It took me four loads to fully box him in, but I added more just for good measure...and I wanted to be the biggest a** hole possible.
Not long after that we were in the break room playing hearts, and the dozer operator comes barging into the room. His face red as hell, and we could practically see smoke coming from his ears.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMB MOTHER F*CKIN' A** HOLES DUMPED YER LOADS ALL AROUND MY DOZER?!"
Everyone busted out in wild laughter, and slowly pointed at me.
"DID YOU DO IT, DALTON?!"
I nod, not even trying to hide my laughter at this point.
"I'll get you back, you sum kitten! Just you wait!"
And now I'm terrified because this guy was in the Army at one point...lord only knows what he'll think up.
Edited by Dalton.T.R, 13 July 2018 - 10:50 PM.