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[BlazingDynamo]

I would train like a boss, and I would hang out with Kiba!
I would be in Konaha Hidden leaf Villiage (Visibly Hidden)

Kiba eh? Would you like his dog around you?

[narusakuno1]

Well, I always wanted to be a ninja. But most importantly, I would be Naruto and Sakura's child. That is like my dream come true, best parents everrrr!!!!!

[Kurama]

I will try to live a life like Itachi.

[ioria]

I would fail at being a teacher and I would lose hard at shogi against Shikamaru.

[Branden]

I would amass a million shadow clones of myself and procede to study ninjutsu long enough to create an empathetic link amongst all people in the world similar to the one Naruto used with Kyuubi chakra on the shinobi alliance. Hopefully then we'll have world peace.

 

As for who I would want to meet I would be interested in meeting Sasuke. Learning more about his perspective of the world would be interesting.

Edited by Branden, 03 September 2014 - 05:29 PM.

[Nate River]

Naruto, especially after he became hokage. Here is how it would go.

 

Me: Sorry, for wandering into the porno store, stealing a magazine,  kicking the owner in the shin when he tried to stop me, but I was full of hate because he wouldn't sell his reasonably priced porno for the low low price of free.  But now I realize I was wrong to hate him and I understand that I have to be of age and pay him for his high quality smut. So, I found my real self.

Naruto: S'okay.

Owner: What the hell? He stole my stu....!

Naruto: You hear something?

 

Me: Sorry for defacing the Naruto face on the Hokage monument, but I was full of hate because some kid who might be related to you called me a name. That and I was full of hate because it's not my face on the monument. I understand now that you earned your position and I shouldn't have been jealous. I am my true self again. 

Naruto: S'okay. I will clean up.

Random Passerby: But Hokage, why are you cleaninghis mes....!

Naruto: What was that?

 

Me: Sorry for assaulting my teacher with that rusty kunai when his back was turned, but I was full of hate because he said my technique sucked, even though it was totally true. I have let go of my hate and regained my true self because I realized I shouldn't hate my teacher for honest (and legitimate) critique.

Naruto: S'okay. I will pay the medical bills you should be responsible for. Now you run along.

Doctor: Why are you paying these for that guy and why isn't he being prosecut.....!

Naruto: Anyone hear that? How very odd.

 

Me: I am leaving the village and never coming back unless i get to be Hokage.I am full of hate because you are the Hokage and I am not. If you make me Hokage maybe I will realize the error of my ways. 

Naruto: Well, I cannot appropriately be the Hokage if I cannot save on friend. So here's the hat and the title. Welcome back!

Me: Hooray. I am coming back now.

Sakura: What the heck Naru....!

Naruto: Sakura-chan? Hm...must have been nothing.

Me: As my first order of business I exile the previous Hokage as to consolidate my power/

Naruto: S'oka....wait...what the f...!*poof*

 

Somewhere else:

 

Naurto: Where am I?
Disembodied Voice; The land of the conscientious objector. The place where all those who would have reasonable objections to your bullcrap go so they cannot raise entirely reaosnable objections to your behavior. How do you think you got away with it for so long. Welcome aboard. 

 

Naruto: Well, crap.

[Kyaerai]

I will try to live a life like Itachi.

Well, good luck with that.

[Nate River]

I will try to live a life like Itachi.

 

 

You mean murder your family and mentally scar the surviving member to kill you in a misguided attempt at penance?

[Sakamaki Izayoi]

Sell Memes.

[mrgoibon]

I'd probably be working on being stronger than the Hokage, training really hard and creating awesome new jutsu that nobody has seen before. And overall acting like a total idiot ninja jumpin' all over the place, cause damn, they get height.    I'd probably be the new pervy-sage.  I'd literally always be looked out after -- cause Jordan (FoolishYounglng) would be that one ninja that never leaves my side and corrects me about my crude humor and horrible attitude and I'm tsundere as hell so I guess we'd fit together in the animeverse. Obito and Rin, anybody?? 

 

I'd also heavily ask around what TenTen's last name is.

 

I'd definitely live in Konoha, and besides obviously hanging out with Team 7, I'd hang with the Konan if she was still alive, Ino, Choji would be come my eating buddy, TAYUYA DEF. ANKO DEF ohmygodd<3, and DEF MEI THE MIZUKAGE. Senpai pls. Senpai notice me. and  that one kids mom from the land of waves arc she was kinda hot maybe + her husbands dead so umm wow im actually kidding help my sense of humor is really horrible i don't deserve to live on this planet  I already know I'd be always at the ramen shop definitely, I'd make Ayame my new best friend. I'd make all the girls my friend --- sheheheu uh euh eh e hueh euh e there's that horrible sense of humor again 

 

I WENT WAY TOO IN DETAIL ABOUT THIS WOW

 

someone take me there now i will pay you $5. 

 

Maybe the husband is dead so you would what? Try convert the mom into being a lesbian? 

[Fyuria'sLeo]

I would put together an organization, put everyone to sleep, make them all happy, in the end I kill them for all their power.

[Uzumaki9000]

I would be an ANBU, be team 7's best friend and live in Konoha. I would train hard with team 7, let Sai teach me with his painting skills/jutsus and learn a lot of powerful of jutsus. 

Edited by Uzumaki9000, 04 September 2014 - 01:35 AM.

[NaruSakuNo1Fan]

I'd want to be medic from a different hidden village... And I'd want to be Sakura's rival. Like, the Sasuke to her Naruto, but without the crazy obsession and me murdering everyone and stuff. I guess I'd want our relationship to be like Gray and Lyon from Fairy Tail. We fight with each other all the time but when we fight the enemy... we're so bada** everyone is terrified.

But as soon as we win the fight we try to beat each other up.

[Iwantbuns]

Train to be a ninja. People who aren't crazy. In the Leaf village ;)

[Iwantbuns]

Well, I always wanted to be a ninja. But most importantly, I would be Naruto and Sakura's child. That is like my dream come true, best parents everrrr!!!!!

 

And the craziest XD

[kevbadguy23]

1) I would befriend Sai. A very 'interesting' character and he also seems to value friendship a lot.

2) I would buy all of Jiraiya's pervy books and get his autograph(if he was alive).

3) I would start stalking Hinata not because I like her but because that would freak her out and give her a taste of her own medicine.

4) I would punch Obito in the face.

5) I would make-up sob stories about Uchihas and laugh internally seeing Sasuke completely break-down over it.

6) I would use the transformation jutsu, trasform into Sasuke and then act very gay with Naruto. This ought to scare Naruto off his Sasuke obsession and start focusing more on Sakura.

 

Well said, I will join you especially in stalking Hinata 

[Illnevergiveup3]

I would chill with Naruto.

[Luna]

I would be from Konoha. I would be in anbu and help Itachi kill his family, run away with him, marry him, get babies.

[vblm]

I'd head to Shukuba and make friends with that guy giving away free squid sticks. I'm a little hungry.

[Gojira]

I would probably hunt Sasuke down Dexter style have a whole dramatic kill room scene with him then go about my business.