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[Phantom_999]

Again, He said he was "bad at writing romance" but then there were those undertones with the so called "red herring" in Naruto and Sakura and he even went out of his way to make three pairs with the exact same dynamic as them and even one of those was an official couple.
 
"Naruto is not a romance manga"
 
YET the majority of the side story novels and side chapters that came out after chapter 700 was released were FOCUSING on how the couples became canon, Nardo and Hinata's wedding, and just recently how Sasuke and Sakura had "their first kiss". Kiba's side chapter involved him falling in love with a "cat girl". Gaara's novel was him stuck in a political marriage dilemma and then found his "soul mate". Correct me if I'm wrong. So "Naruto is not a romance manga", defenders of chapter 700 and beyond will say, but THEY GIVE NO FLYING EFFS about the story consistency and plot structure!! All they swoon at is when their couples make out, hold hands, go out on dates, get pregnant, etc. and then rub it in the opposing shippers faces!! Hypocrisy, thy name is NaruHina!! (and SS to an extent) 

Edited by Phantom_999, 05 October 2019 - 10:33 AM.

[Bail o' Lies]

Oh toonami finally pushed Boruto back to right before Naruto.

 

https://twitter.com/...210752637325312

[DattebayoXShannaro]

Oh toonami finally pushed Boruto back to right before Naruto.

 

https://twitter.com/...210752637325312

 

This has been the case for a while.

Edited by DattebayoXShannaro, 06 October 2019 - 06:13 AM.

[Phantom_999]

Oh toonami finally pushed Boruto back to right before Naruto.

 

https://twitter.com/...210752637325312

 

Not surprising, they always flip flop and move around time slots anyway. As for the reason, don't know, don't care.

Edited by Phantom_999, 06 October 2019 - 04:13 PM.

[totherpage95]

https://youtu.be/fq02Q0rhBlU
What in the actual kitten

[Nostradamus]

https://youtu.be/fq02Q0rhBlU
What in the actual kitten

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Oh My kittening God. They're even going to drag Jiraiya into this kittenfest. Not even the dead get to stay clean   

[TheFirstEvil100]

What have they done?

[Tsuki Hoshino]

In the promo Sasuke and Buritto Travel back in time to when Jiraiya was still alive but after Sakura had started her apprenticeship with Tsunade. Not sure on the exact time placement but anyways; we all know how this is probably going to go. The Whole Jiraiya/Tsunade= Narusaku thing is going to get BTFO to further shoehorn Naruhina and kitten. Sakura will prolly run into Future!Sauce and fawn all over him

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 14 October 2019 - 05:45 PM.

[Kagomaru]

Oh, this arc is going to crash and burn so hard.

[LuckyChi7]

so pretty much during the Part 1 fillers got it!

[DattebayoXShannaro]

The comments below the video are hilarious. XD

 

Example:

 

DSpace 1 day ago (edited)

Boruto: "Soooo, where is everyone of your former team?"

Sasuke: "Well, Kakashi is probably reading a porn novel. Im probably in a cave, half naked, sweating while a old perverted snake guy is watching me, wanting my body. Naruto is either eating Ramen or being trained by Jiraiya, who is also spying on women bathing in the hotsprings. Sakura is either being depressed over me 'leaving her' or just doing absolutely nothing useful for the next 3 years or being trained by either a MILF or a GILF."

Boruto: "What are those?"

Sasuke: "You are too young."

Boruto: "Ooookay, can you explain me why is every single one of your team teachers either a pervert, a creep, or as you called it. a 'MILF'."

Sasuke: "......"

Boruto: "Sasuke-san?"

Sasuke: "Im gonna go get a drink...."

 

 

Another one:

 

Error Macro 1 day ago

"How do we make Boruto cool?"

"Send him back to Naruto."

"Wait, huh?"

"You know what I mean."

"But sir, that wou-"

"JUST DO IT, GOD DAMMIT!"

"It shall be done my lord..."

turns around and places finger to microphone

"Initiate 'Back to the future' protocol.."

Edited by DattebayoXShannaro, 14 October 2019 - 10:50 PM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Just more sad attempts to cash in on past glory tbh. 

I wonder if Hinata is gonna be like "Oh this boy is so handsome he weminds me of Nardo, so strong and manly!" 

Or even worse Sakura being like "Ur kinda cute." Since Burrito is personality wise like Sasuke but visually like Naruto.   

[DattebayoXShannaro]

More comments:
 

Chip Ross 1 day ago
Saskue got to watch a young naruto spit game at his future wife again !!!!

(My favorite btw)
 

Daion Crumbley 1 day ago
Boruto: Where's Lord Third?

Sasuke: Idk ask Mitsuki's parent

 

Excalibur01 1 day ago
studio: Time travel!
fans: ....
studio: what I see this as a win

 
 

Just more sad attempts to cash in on past glory tbh. 

I wonder if Hinata is gonna be like "Oh this boy is so handsome he weminds me of Nardo, so strong and manly!" 

Or even worse Sakura being like "Ur kinda cute." Since Burrito is personality wise like Sasuke but visually like Naruto.

 
Hit the Naru/HIna and Sasu/Hina shippers at once.  Genius! 

 

The fact this takes place in the filler void before Shippuden starts should say everything we need to know.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Part of me is disgusted the other part of me wants to make fun of it mercilessly  

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 15 October 2019 - 01:22 AM.

[Bail o' Lies]

Just more sad attempts to cash in on past glory tbh. 

I wonder if Hinata is gonna be like "Oh this boy is so handsome he weminds me of Nardo, so strong and manly!" 

Or even worse Sakura being like "Ur kinda cute." Since Burrito is personality wise like Sasuke but visually like Naruto.   

Boruto's personality isn't really anything like Sasuke. They just say that so they can pretend that he isn't just a carbon copy of Naruto but replace love idiot with arrogant jackass. Same reason they try to pretend Nail isn't just as Sasuke clone.

 

 

Also, GOD! DAMN IT! ANOTHER OF MEMBER OF KAGUYA'S CLAN IS THE VILLAIN OF THIS ARC!!! THAT IS FOUR OF THESE kittenS NOW!

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 October 2019 - 05:01 AM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Somehow i am not surprised everything bad that happens is because of Kaguya's offspring or something  Everything in Naruto is basically built off her damn bones despite her being in basically one 2 chapters and geting dunked on easily. 

[Bail o' Lies]

Somehow i am not surprised everything bad that happens is because of Kaguya's offspring or something  Everything in Naruto is basically built off her damn bones despite her being in basically one 2 chapters and getting dunked on easily. 

The Boruto movie had two, the Boruto manga main villain is one as revealed in the last chapter, and now this kitten. She was technically the final villain of Naruto (if you don't count Sasuke) though find anyone actually cares about her also she did last a good number of chapters.

 

No, they are not her children they are just from the same clan. As far as we know. Kaguya's descendant are the Uchiha, Uzumaki, and Hyuuga clans.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 October 2019 - 02:23 AM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Meh, offspring, cousins, great aunts w/e they all look alike and they're all boring. 

Madara lasted longer than Kaguya and apparently she was stronger then him. IDK i'm just not impressed. 

[Bail o' Lies]

Meh, offspring, cousins, great aunts w/e they all look alike and they're all boring. 

Madara lasted longer than Kaguya and apparently she was stronger then him. IDK i'm just not impressed. 

Yes, yes they are. At least with Kaguya you could at least imagine/pretend that most of her power came from the tentails but now every other member of her clan is actually stronger than her without the ten tails' power.

 

It was she was stronger in terms of raw power but she was more beatable than Madara because she had almost no combat experience. Remember, her first move was just to turn them into Zetsu, when that failed she tried throwing them into lava, when that failed separating them, and so on.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 15 October 2019 - 02:39 AM.